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re: Tips for Sneaking Liquor onto Carnival Cruise?

Posted on 5/9/14 at 11:20 am to
Posted by PokerThere
Uranus
Member since Apr 2014
166 posts
Posted on 5/9/14 at 11:20 am to
Snuck multiple bottles of whiskey in Listerene bottles as well as a few liters of liquor still in the bottles amongst a group. I think 2 out of 7 people got theirs taken away, but still had enough. And we did the cheers program ontop of that.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65688 posts
Posted on 5/9/14 at 11:22 am to
Reasons to Avoid Poor Cruise Limes:

Food Poisoning

Fire At Sea

Pilipino sputum in your food

No clear legal status while at sea

Chalmation Clientele Having to Sneak Alcohol Onboard

----> Carnival Cruise=Hades

Bon Voyage!
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
141958 posts
Posted on 5/9/14 at 11:22 am to
hey paige

Posted by Landsharks
Shreveport, louisana
Member since Jan 2013
8032 posts
Posted on 5/9/14 at 11:22 am to
Hydrogen peroxide bottle. Empty it out. Fill in liquor
This post was edited on 5/9/14 at 11:25 am
Posted by sparkinator
Lake Claiborne
Member since Dec 2007
4460 posts
Posted on 5/9/14 at 11:39 am to
We cruised with Royal Caribbean a few years ago and my brother put a fifth and a half gallon in a couple of different bags. He didn't bother trying to disguise it. When he got to his room and opened up his bags, he a had a note in one saying the crew was gonna drink a toast to him on his liquor. All his booze got confiscated.

I wouldn't recommend just packing bottles of booze in your luggage. They scan all of them, and know what a bottle of booze looks like.
Posted by TigernMS12
Member since Jan 2013
5531 posts
Posted on 5/9/14 at 11:40 am to
By far the best way for whiskey or anything brown is to buy the cheapest bottle of Chardonnay that has a cork. Twist the bottle and carefully take the foil off the top of the bottle without damaging it. Remove the cork and drink the wine if you like. Pour in whiskey and put the cork back in and recover with the foil. You get one bottle of wine a person. Use it wisely
Posted by Bojangles
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2008
2088 posts
Posted on 5/9/14 at 11:40 am to
Must suck to be poor.
Posted by Hogwall Jackson
Denver
Member since Feb 2013
5055 posts
Posted on 5/9/14 at 11:42 am to
My dad put a 6 pack of beer in his suitcase and it got through
Posted by Lakefront-Tiger
Da Lakefront
Member since Nov 2004
5914 posts
Posted on 5/9/14 at 11:53 am to
They randomly x-Ray so it really is a crap shoot with the main luggage. My suggestion is to hide it in the carry on. They visually check it but not really thoroughly.
Posted by redbaron
Member since Aug 2011
707 posts
Posted on 5/9/14 at 11:59 am to
Get a vaccuum bag sealer

Cut your bags to be roughly the footprint of the inside of your suitcase.

Fill with whatever liquor and put in the bottom of the suitcase. If there is a hard bottom to the suitcase you can pull out, put the bag under it.

And NO MATTER WHAT don't get them to bring your bags to your room. I brought a couple of handles on board, no issue. My dumbass friends that checked the bags to have the crew bring them on board, lost every drop they tried to sneak on.
Posted by fay_bree
BRLA
Member since Jan 2013
105 posts
Posted on 5/9/14 at 12:11 pm to
I just rolled the dice (or is it die?) and left the alcohol in its original bottle. I won that hand. My friends have put liquor in mouthwash and shampoo bottles...the taste was awful.
Posted by Negative Nomad
Hell
Member since Oct 2011
3173 posts
Posted on 5/9/14 at 12:14 pm to

This post was edited on 6/15/14 at 11:39 am
Posted by 911Moto
Member since Sep 2013
5491 posts
Posted on 5/9/14 at 12:17 pm to
My wife tried smuggling coconut rum in a water bottle. They shook the bottles and busted her because of the bubbles.
This post was edited on 5/9/14 at 12:18 pm
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
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Posted on 5/9/14 at 12:38 pm to
Doing this works well! LINK
Posted by dnm3305
Member since Feb 2009
13575 posts
Posted on 5/9/14 at 12:43 pm to
Why dont you just pay for the alcohol you consume and not risk looking like a gigantic cheap douchebag when they catch you and embarrass you in front of everyone.
Posted by Negative Nomad
Hell
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Posted on 5/9/14 at 12:44 pm to
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This post was edited on 8/1/14 at 10:02 pm
Posted by Austin Cajun
Austin, Tejas
Member since Aug 2013
1884 posts
Posted on 5/9/14 at 1:30 pm to
I've done this numerous times. First time I was concerned as well and did my best to hide everything. Any clear liquor, just pour it into a water bottle and you're fine. Make sure you keep everything in your luggage, it doesn't get checked. Too many people and too little time to check all of those bags. Carry on will get searched. They shake all water bottles to look for bubbles.
What I did on the last 2 cruises, I still put all clear liquor in water bottles, but I also tossed some bottles straight into my bag. The last cruse I poured a liter of Vodka into water bottles, brought a handle of crown still in the bottle, and a 5th of rum still in the bottle. Once in the room, it's fair game. Room service doesn't care at all. I left the bottles sitting out at all times on the counter. Just make sure you tip them well.
Posted by Sophandros
Victoria Concordia Crescit
Member since Feb 2005
45218 posts
Posted on 5/9/14 at 1:39 pm to
quote:

It's not about being able to afford it. It is about choosing not to pay the ridiculously inflated prices they charge for drinks.



How much do they charge?
Posted by supadave3
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2005
30259 posts
Posted on 5/9/14 at 1:50 pm to
quote:

By far the best way for whiskey or anything brown is to buy the cheapest bottle of Chardonnay that has a cork


Why would you put brown liquor in a white wine bottle? Wouldn't a bottle of red work much better?
Posted by Paige
Vice President of the OT
Member since Oct 2010
84748 posts
Posted on 5/9/14 at 1:56 pm to
I think it was $10-12 for those specialty drinks. But you could drink them in an hour. And since all you're doing is drinking that adds up. I never got beer. I don't remember how much but it was outrageous

For those of you putting it in wine bottles, how did it not leak? I carried an open bottle of wine in the back of my car recently and it spilled all over. I guess I didn't put the cork in hard enough
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