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Tips for Sneaking Liquor onto Carnival Cruise?

Posted on 5/9/14 at 10:20 am
Posted by Crimson G
Atlanta
Member since Jul 2013
1353 posts
Posted on 5/9/14 at 10:20 am
I bought some of those rumrunner flasks planning to just pack them in with my clothes, but a friend told me they actually go through everyone's luggage.

Any tips on getting this through? Do they search your actual person? Could I get away with wearing loose basketball shorts and duct taping a flask to the inside of each of my inner thighs?
Posted by LNCHBOX
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Member since Jun 2009
84062 posts
Posted on 5/9/14 at 10:21 am to
Shamboozes. That and rum runners tucked in my folded jeans always works for me.
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32702 posts
Posted on 5/9/14 at 10:21 am to


get one of these, and take the cap off of one of them without breaking the seal. pour out the water and fill it with vodka. put cap back on.
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92876 posts
Posted on 5/9/14 at 10:22 am to
Huge bottles of contact lens solution, mouthwash etc.
Posted by BayouBandit24
Member since Aug 2010
16549 posts
Posted on 5/9/14 at 10:23 am to
you're overthinking it man

quote:

Could I get away with wearing loose basketball shorts and duct taping a flask to the inside of each of my inner thighs?


yea, but that's unnecessary and just ridiculous
Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
107475 posts
Posted on 5/9/14 at 10:24 am to
what if you just kinda hide the booze in it's original bottles in your suitcase? has anyone ever tried this?

Posted by Bluefin
The Banana Stand
Member since Apr 2011
13253 posts
Posted on 5/9/14 at 10:24 am to
Pocket shots. Hide them under the lining that goes around the walls of your luggage.

Or buy a big box of condoms, and put them in there.
Posted by Delacroix
Member since Oct 2008
3985 posts
Posted on 5/9/14 at 10:24 am to
Just got off a cruise and they didnt even pat me down or run me through an xray. It would have been easy to just put a lot of alcohol under my clothes. We just had to walk through a medal detector. But they were checking the bags pretty closely through the xray
Posted by Fratastic423
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2007
5990 posts
Posted on 5/9/14 at 10:25 am to
We have always used travel bottles of shampoo. Just go buy a bunch from target and split them up in your non carry on luggage. Over spring break we actually brought some larger bottles (375 mL) on and it wasn't an issue. I hear that they randomly search bags and if you are one of those unlucky ones, nothing is getting through. However, if you aren't one of those bags you are fine. Don't be stupid and think you will be able to walk on with the booze. They check every water bottle that gets carried on.
Posted by BayouBandit24
Member since Aug 2010
16549 posts
Posted on 5/9/14 at 10:27 am to
quote:

They check every water bottle that gets carried on.


no, it just depends. they may or may not
Posted by CCC
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2014
89 posts
Posted on 5/9/14 at 10:30 am to
I bought a white listerine bottle and filled it with vodka. They never checked.

They run your luggage through the same machine that's at the airport. They don't open your bags unless it's something suspicious. When you get off the boat is when customs looks through your bags
This post was edited on 5/9/14 at 10:31 am
Posted by Crimson G
Atlanta
Member since Jul 2013
1353 posts
Posted on 5/9/14 at 10:34 am to
Thanks for the tips
Posted by Damn Good Dawg
Member since Feb 2011
47325 posts
Posted on 5/9/14 at 10:34 am to
We did it easily. Had some friends just stuff their bags with bottles and not care. We did the gatorade bottle full of vodka. Other friends brought a wine bottle they recorked full of whiskey.

Still spent a shite ton on alcohol but I think I was asleep longer than I was sober so there's that.
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
76184 posts
Posted on 5/9/14 at 10:37 am to
Its easier to sneak in pills fwiw. More fun too

ETA: you are trashy
This post was edited on 5/9/14 at 10:39 am
Posted by Mr. Hangover
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2003
34507 posts
Posted on 5/9/14 at 10:38 am to
I'm surprised you made it this far without someone calling you trash


Posted by TigerFan91
:red:
Member since Jan 2005
26981 posts
Posted on 5/9/14 at 10:39 am to
Went on one in January me and the ole lady just bought cheap bottles of wine, dumped it out and then she filled hers with vodka and some food coloring and I put bourbon in mine. Had no problems at all.
Posted by BayouBandit24
Member since Aug 2010
16549 posts
Posted on 5/9/14 at 10:41 am to
quote:

Went on one in January me and the ole lady just bought cheap bottles of wine, dumped it out and then she filled hers with vodka and some food coloring and I put bourbon in mine. Had no problems at all.


That's a good tip
Posted by heartbreakTiger
grinding for my grinders
Member since Jan 2008
138974 posts
Posted on 5/9/14 at 10:41 am to
if they catch you they are going to teabag you
Posted by Vrai
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2003
3891 posts
Posted on 5/9/14 at 10:41 am to
Rum Runners plastic bag flasks. Just dont put them in your carry on bag. Worked like a charm for me.
Posted by Paige
Vice President of the OT
Member since Oct 2010
84748 posts
Posted on 5/9/14 at 10:42 am to
Go on amazon and search rum runners and they'll recommend a bunch of ways to do it. I brought 3 fifths in rum runners. Wrapped them up in my clothes inside space saver packing bags

I also had a couple six packs of juice in there. They found them on X-ray and searched my suitcase but didn't open the space saver bags

I wouldn't recommend water bottles. They slam them down on the table looking for bubbles. Also amazon will show you other products for sneaking alcohol, like the empty shampoo and conditioner bottles
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