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Tinder Use Near the Olympic Village Has 'Skyrocketed'

Posted on 8/10/16 at 11:39 am
Posted by trom83
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Oct 2013
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Posted on 8/10/16 at 11:39 am
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With another Olympics comes another great season for the Games' most lamentably unrecognized sport – Tindering.

For decades, the mind-boggling number of hookups that take place at the Olympics has been no secret. From the Olympic Association's decision to ban outdoor sex after finding the roofs of athletes' residences were littered with condoms at the Games in Seoul to Rio's order of 450,000 condoms for the 2016 Games (with 10,5000 competitors in Rio, that makes up an allowance 42 condoms per athlete), the Olympics have become notorious for bringing athletes together in more ways than one.

Hooking up in the Olympic village has never been easier than in 2016, when dating apps like Tinder and Bumble allow anyone with internet access to effortlessly connect with thousands of other singles.


Since the Rio Olympics began this past weekend, matches are up 129 percent and swipes are up 69 percent in the Olympic village, according to the company.

"The Olympic Games have started and Tinder use has skyrocketed in Rio de Janeir," Rosette Pambakian, VP of Global Communications & Branding said. "Over the weekend, matches in the Olympic Village increased by 129 percent and we expect this trend to continue throughout the Games."
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
157275 posts
Posted on 8/10/16 at 11:40 am to
Why frick locals when you can frick the creme de la creme of the best athletes in the world in Olympic Village?
Posted by cwil177
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2011
30129 posts
Posted on 8/10/16 at 11:40 am to
How many rando brazilians do you have to swipe through for every Olympian though? Tinder should offer the Olympians an Olympics filter or something.
Posted by The Cool No 9
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Member since Jan 2014
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Posted on 8/10/16 at 11:41 am to
It's goin down in the DM
Posted by ninthward
Boston, MA
Member since May 2007
23110 posts
Posted on 8/10/16 at 11:43 am to
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Why frick locals when you can frick the creme de la creme of the best athletes in the world in Olympic Village?
That's what happens, these are athletes fricking other athletes.
Posted by trom83
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Oct 2013
4724 posts
Posted on 8/10/16 at 11:43 am to
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Why frick locals when you can frick the creme de la creme of the best athletes in the world in Olympic Village?



this
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
84835 posts
Posted on 8/10/16 at 11:44 am to
Every person who comes back to the US must register because they will all more than likely test positive for AIDS in the next 6 months.
Posted by bigberg2000
houston, from chalmette
Member since Sep 2005
70810 posts
Posted on 8/10/16 at 11:44 am to
Yeah the app shows you who is in your area, not just those who are from there. This is just a way for them to know who is down to frick.
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
157275 posts
Posted on 8/10/16 at 11:47 am to
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How many rando brazilians do you have to swipe through for every Olympian though? Tinder should offer the Olympians an Olympics filter or something.

I'm saying you don't have to use Tinder at all really. Just walk around OV and hang out, there are fine arse athletes everywhere. And if you win a medal, you should literally never take it off. I guarantee you medals (especially golds, but all really) are pussy/dick magnets.

If I was some lowly table tennis player, you bet your arse I'd be trying to bang a medal winner in something.
Posted by Titus Pullo
MTDGA
Member since Feb 2011
28567 posts
Posted on 8/10/16 at 11:48 am to
From the condom order and articles about this during past Olympics it sounds like they're all DTF, just a matter of figuring out who's gay and who's not going to burn in the lake of fire in hell....I mean straight.
Posted by trom83
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Oct 2013
4724 posts
Posted on 8/10/16 at 11:49 am to
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From the Olympic Association's decision to ban outdoor sex after finding the roofs of athletes' residences were littered with condoms at the Games in Seoul to Rio's order of 450,000 condoms for the 2016 Games (with 10,5000 competitors in Rio, that makes up an allowance 42 condoms per athlete


At least the Olympics Association is being nice to the athletes.
Posted by Titus Pullo
MTDGA
Member since Feb 2011
28567 posts
Posted on 8/10/16 at 11:50 am to
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table tennis player


Me Chinese, me play joke, me frick you with condom that broke.
Posted by The Sad Banana
The gate is narrow.
Member since Jul 2008
89507 posts
Posted on 8/10/16 at 11:54 am to
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Why frick locals when you can frick the creme de la creme of the best athletes in the world in Olympic Village?

I don't think the athletes are looking for locals, bro. Quite the opposite...and athletes tindering for other athletes.
Posted by shel311
McKinney, Texas
Member since Aug 2004
112944 posts
Posted on 8/10/16 at 11:57 am to
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I guarantee you medals (especially golds, but all really) are pussy/dick magnets.
For girls, definitely.

But you really think dudes care? Katie Ledecky can be all over me wearing all of her medals, and I'm going to push her aside for some random, hot Italian chick every time, whether she's an Olympian or not.
Posted by bigberg2000
houston, from chalmette
Member since Sep 2005
70810 posts
Posted on 8/10/16 at 11:58 am to
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From the condom order and articles about this during past Olympics it sounds like they're all DTF, just a matter of figuring out who's gay and who's not going to burn in the lake of fire in hell....I mean straight.




Yeah but this is a different generation. These kids want to know before they even talk to someone face to face if they are DTF or not.
Posted by cajuntiger07
Down DA Bayou
Member since Jan 2009
4475 posts
Posted on 8/10/16 at 12:00 pm to
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Katie Ledecky can be all over me wearing all of her medals,


No medal could make her cute....
Posted by Tigeralum2008
Yankees Fan
Member since Apr 2012
17753 posts
Posted on 8/10/16 at 12:03 pm to
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How many rando brazilians do you have to swipe through for every Olympian though? Tinder should offer the Olympians an Olympics filter or something.


It isn't just rando locals. There are hordes of international college students "volunteering" at the olympics who reside in the village as well.

GD! I shoulda thought about that when I was their age!

Posted by CidCock
Member since Sep 2007
Member since Feb 2011
8701 posts
Posted on 8/10/16 at 12:05 pm to
I imagine a similar situation would occur if all OT-ers had a village for a few weeks. A bunch of average to slightly below average looking, college educated, a little money, with deskjobs that aren't too demanding and afford them time to post on a forum, what a recipe.
Posted by Titus Pullo
MTDGA
Member since Feb 2011
28567 posts
Posted on 8/10/16 at 12:05 pm to
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GD! I shoulda thought about that when I was their age!


Yep. You could have cleaned the used rubbers off the rooftops.
Posted by CaptainPanic
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Member since Sep 2011
25582 posts
Posted on 8/10/16 at 12:08 pm to
All of the athletes frick each other in the Village. Hope Solo got banged out by an unnnamed celebrity.

By the looks of her snatch, I'd imagine it was an actor of ethnic descent.
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