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Time to turn the internet off - Violating your cat with a Q-Tip

Posted on 9/20/20 at 5:01 am
Posted by theantiquetiger
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Posted on 9/20/20 at 5:01 am
We were talking about this at work tonight. I thought they were full of shite.
Apparently, if your female cat is in heat, you can slightly insert a Q-Tip in/out until the cat climaxes. It will calm her down.
I googled it, it’s a thing

LINK -CatExpert
This post was edited on 9/20/20 at 5:02 am
Posted by jaytothen
Member since Jan 2020
7594 posts
Posted on 9/20/20 at 5:12 am to
Yet you didn't turn it off before posting here
Posted by OldHickory
New Orleans
Member since Apr 2012
10703 posts
Posted on 9/20/20 at 5:16 am to
Sounds like bestiality to me.
Posted by baldona
Florida
Member since Feb 2016
22415 posts
Posted on 9/20/20 at 5:54 am to
I mean they jerk off Bulls to get their semen. Is this much different?

ETA: still, wtf OP?
This post was edited on 9/20/20 at 5:55 am
Posted by bakersman
Shreveport
Member since Apr 2011
5839 posts
Posted on 9/20/20 at 7:00 am to
I’m good bruh. The damn cat follows me around enough as it is
Posted by PowerTool
The dark side of the road
Member since Dec 2009
22348 posts
Posted on 9/20/20 at 7:03 am to
"cat masturbation tips" may be the most surprising topic I've seen on this board.

Maybe don't post everything you talk about with your friends.
Posted by CharlesLSU
Member since Jan 2007
32704 posts
Posted on 9/20/20 at 7:31 am to


Damson
Posted by supadave3
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2005
31119 posts
Posted on 9/20/20 at 7:39 am to
Well shite, my cats a male. I guess I have to be a homo and a beastialiter to participate.
Posted by go_tigres
Member since Sep 2013
5355 posts
Posted on 9/20/20 at 8:11 am to
What in the actual frick??? And what sick and/or deranged pos thought of this?
Posted by TigerV
Member since Feb 2007
2700 posts
Posted on 9/20/20 at 8:16 am to
Damn dude
Posted by JodyPlauche
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2009
9588 posts
Posted on 9/20/20 at 8:18 am to
Get your cat fixed
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
69688 posts
Posted on 9/20/20 at 8:20 am to
quote:

theantiquetiger


so you really go to all those garage sales looking for some strange pussy walking around, huh?
Posted by Phideaux
Cades Cove
Member since May 2008
2577 posts
Posted on 9/20/20 at 8:21 am to
So this is what grown arse people like you sit around and discuss at work?
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
58314 posts
Posted on 9/20/20 at 8:22 am to
5AM on a Sunday
Posted by Champagne
Sabine Free State.
Member since Oct 2007
51369 posts
Posted on 9/20/20 at 8:24 am to
Seems like a great topic to broach on a First Date with a nice-looking young lady.
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
46748 posts
Posted on 9/20/20 at 8:26 am to
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
58962 posts
Posted on 9/20/20 at 8:39 am to
You need Jesus
Posted by 7thWardTo314
Member since May 2017
1365 posts
Posted on 9/20/20 at 9:20 am to
Bruh, wtf
Posted by YipSkiddlyDooo
Member since Apr 2013
3726 posts
Posted on 9/20/20 at 9:32 am to
That’s a wet arse p****y
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 9/20/20 at 9:33 am to
quote:

you can slightly insert a Q-Tip in/out until the cat climaxes.

I tried this many, many times but it didn't work. Figured out later it only works on female cats.
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