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Time to make grocery store aisles wider...

Posted on 10/27/19 at 6:21 pm
Posted by TexasTiger08
Member since Oct 2006
30457 posts
Posted on 10/27/19 at 6:21 pm
The south is loaded with fat people. I get it. We get it. If someone wants to be huge, fine. That’s not my problem. When they congest aisles in the grocery store with their obesity and scooters, it becomes my problem.

I think it’s time we get some grocery store planners or designers to build based off of this. Maybe we can put some lanes down specifically for the scooters?

I feel like the only way I can be in and out of a grocery store is with a carry basket, or no basket at all.
Posted by Sneaky__Sally
Member since Jul 2015
12364 posts
Posted on 10/27/19 at 6:22 pm to
Maybe you should just go to a different grocery store?
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
140768 posts
Posted on 10/27/19 at 6:23 pm to
We get it, you're fat. Hit the gym.
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
81977 posts
Posted on 10/27/19 at 6:24 pm to
Stores are beginning to offer delivery service. The lard asses won't even have to walk to their cars. Problem will solve itself.
This post was edited on 10/27/19 at 9:47 pm
Posted by Bustedsack
Member since Dec 2017
4387 posts
Posted on 10/27/19 at 6:25 pm to
Maybe you should just die in a solo car accident.
Posted by TexasTiger08
Member since Oct 2006
30457 posts
Posted on 10/27/19 at 6:26 pm to
quote:

Maybe you should just die in a solo car accident.



Having a bad day?
Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
15587 posts
Posted on 10/27/19 at 6:27 pm to
quote:

Maybe you should just die in a solo car accident


Sheesh, tell the OP how you really feel
This post was edited on 10/27/19 at 6:28 pm
Posted by TexasTiger08
Member since Oct 2006
30457 posts
Posted on 10/27/19 at 6:28 pm to
I think we found the guy in the scooter.
Posted by HoustonChick86
Catalina Wine Mixer
Member since Dec 2009
59285 posts
Posted on 10/27/19 at 6:31 pm to
It is a little frustrating when you can't fit two carts side by side. Or you have the people who have zero idea of their surroundings and take up the while aisle.
Posted by tketaco
Sunnyside, Houston
Member since Jan 2010
21793 posts
Posted on 10/27/19 at 6:33 pm to
How old are the grocery stores you are shopping at?

HEB got some good size ilses.

HEB Washington even wider it appears.
Posted by shaqtaw
Member since Oct 2009
6870 posts
Posted on 10/27/19 at 6:33 pm to
I’m tired of getting run over by these obese bastards riding on the carts. They think they own the damn store.
Posted by Weagle25
THE Football State.
Member since Oct 2011
47648 posts
Posted on 10/27/19 at 6:34 pm to
They want aisles skinny. They also put displays in aisles for a reason.

Aisles that are skinny with displays in them cause people to pause in the aisle to let other people by. People also avoid eye contact. So what do they look to? Product.
Posted by AbitaFan08
Boston, MA
Member since Apr 2008
27902 posts
Posted on 10/27/19 at 6:35 pm to
quote:

When they congest aisles in the grocery store with their obesity and scooters, it becomes my problem.


Do your shopping at Whole Foods. Less fatties and no scooters
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
66953 posts
Posted on 10/27/19 at 6:36 pm to
Publix aisles are wider than Walmarts. Opposite of the average shopper
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
99016 posts
Posted on 10/27/19 at 6:37 pm to
I feel like this is a Walmart problem
Posted by NotoriousFSU
Atlanta, GA
Member since Oct 2008
12608 posts
Posted on 10/27/19 at 6:42 pm to
I’m under the opinion that we should not be making average daily life activities more accommodating for Fatty McGoo. Them not being comfortable is their problem, not societies.
Posted by Sidicous
NELA
Member since Aug 2015
19296 posts
Posted on 10/27/19 at 6:43 pm to
quote:

I think it’s time we get some grocery store planners or designers to build based off of this. Maybe we can put some lanes down specifically for the scooters?
Just convert those stair chairlift thingies by running a rail to bakery and frozen foods sections (ice cream and pies/cakes) no need to even get a rail near fresh produce.
Posted by Tigerbait357
Member since Jun 2011
71162 posts
Posted on 10/27/19 at 6:45 pm to
Posted by tigers win2
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2009
3926 posts
Posted on 10/27/19 at 6:47 pm to
I went to the Angola rodeo today. 80 % of people were morbidly obese. They were huffing and puffing and put out about having to climb up into the bus that transported you from the parking area to the gate. You’d think they just summited Mt Rainier or something the way they were acting. It was only 5 steps up.
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 10/27/19 at 6:48 pm to
One of many reasons not to shop at Walmarks
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