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re: Time to make grocery store aisles wider...
Posted on 10/27/19 at 6:51 pm to HoustonChick86
Posted on 10/27/19 at 6:51 pm to HoustonChick86
quote:This. I was at a Kroger’s in Katy the other day, and had to ask a half dozen people to move their baskets. These people are retards. They have their cart in the middle of the goddamn isle and are oblivious to other shoppers.
Or you have the people who have zero idea of their surroundings and take up the while aisle.
I was fit to kill a motherfricker by the time I left there.
This post was edited on 10/27/19 at 6:52 pm
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Posted on 10/27/19 at 6:56 pm to TexasTiger08
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Having a bad day?
Yeah, let my family shop in peace.
Posted on 10/27/19 at 6:57 pm to TexasTiger08
Maybe you should just turn sideways if you're so skinny, Slim.
Posted on 10/27/19 at 6:58 pm to TexasTiger08
I just rigged up an old-style cow catcher so that it drops right on the front of the standard cart. Problem solved.
Posted on 10/27/19 at 7:01 pm to Tigerbait357
Lord Jesus
Posted on 10/27/19 at 7:06 pm to TexasTiger08
Just do what I do. Whenever I know I’m going to be in public surrounded by fat asses, I carry around candy and little debbies. If they are in the way I show one to the fatties and toss it in a direction out of my way. They move quickly to the treat. It’s like playing fetch with a morbidly obese golden retriever.
Posted on 10/27/19 at 7:09 pm to TigerOnTheMountain
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They move quickly
Lies.
Posted on 10/27/19 at 7:11 pm to LegendInMyMind
Fatties don’t frick around when it comes to little Debbie, baw.
Posted on 10/27/19 at 7:14 pm to bhtigerfan
they should put cattle guards in front of all the aisles except soda/snack/frozen food aisles and let the rest of us shop in peace
Posted on 10/27/19 at 7:14 pm to TigerOnTheMountain
I think if I had to manage one of those places I would run chips and snacks on sale at 3-for-1, but put them on top shelves and behind things that can't be moved. Sit back and record the show.
Posted on 10/27/19 at 7:15 pm to LegendInMyMind
That would backfire. You’d end up with a line of mouth breathing fatties on scooters demanding to speak with you. The noise and smell would be a health code violation.
Posted on 10/27/19 at 7:15 pm to cgrand
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they should put cattle guards in front of all the aisles except soda/snack/frozen food aisles and let the rest of us shop in peace
You're not solving the problem that way. Put the cattle guards on all the aisles, period. If all they have access to is the unprocessed fresh food along the outside of the store that you have to cook or eat raw, the pounds will come flying off.
Only skinny people get to go to the Hostess display.
This post was edited on 10/27/19 at 7:16 pm
Posted on 10/27/19 at 7:22 pm to TexasTiger08
It's not that they are fat..it is because they are inconsiderate. People just stop in the middle of the isle and become a freakin zombie. You got to pick a side to go down the isle.. not the middle.
Posted on 10/27/19 at 7:39 pm to TexasTiger08
My wife never has complained about it? Shoppin' is woman's work.
Posted on 10/27/19 at 7:45 pm to Sidicous
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Just convert those stair chairlift thingies by running a rail to bakery and frozen foods sections (ice cream and pies/cakes) no need to even get a rail near fresh produce.
That is hilarious, and sadly, probably true.
Just convert those stair chairlift thingies by running a rail to bakery and frozen foods sections (ice cream and pies/cakes) no need to even get a rail near fresh produce.
That is hilarious, and sadly, probably true.
Posted on 10/27/19 at 7:48 pm to TexasTiger08
Don’t think I’ve ever seen a scooter at my store. They must not offer them.
Posted on 10/27/19 at 7:49 pm to LSUTigersVCURams
I know right. $4.79 for a dozen eggs is ridiculous.
Posted on 10/27/19 at 8:29 pm to NotoriousFSU
They’ll have to start installing traffic signals if they insist on letting every overweight person drive a mobility scooter.
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