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re: Tim Tebow No Longer a Virgin!

Posted on 1/20/20 at 4:09 pm to
Posted by scott8811
Ratchet City, LA
Member since Oct 2014
12435 posts
Posted on 1/20/20 at 4:09 pm to
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oh wow...weddings with 250 people and reading your own prepared vows. How self important can you get

Bet it was cringe as frick.



Let me guess... you exchanged your vows in-front of 20 people at the courthouse followed by a pot-luck.. the way it OUGHT TO BE
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
130649 posts
Posted on 1/20/20 at 4:13 pm to
Y'all hating on one of the better people in the world is funny.
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 1/20/20 at 4:34 pm to
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He tied the knot

That would suck for the first time you had sex to also be the last time you had sex.
Posted by TigerStripes06
SWLA
Member since Sep 2006
30032 posts
Posted on 1/20/20 at 4:37 pm to
Good for him. Seems like a good, genuine dude. Didn’t care much for him at Florida, but we haven’t dealt with him in a decade so I don’t understand why everyone hates him so much. Oh well.
Posted by TigerChief10
Member since Dec 2012
10858 posts
Posted on 1/20/20 at 4:38 pm to
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oh wow...weddings with 250 people and reading your own prepared vows. How self important can you get Bet it was cringe as frick.

as someone that loves nothing more than shitting on people for this type of stuff its their wedding dude. They kinda are the important people there
Posted by Gator5220
Member since Aug 2010
4401 posts
Posted on 1/20/20 at 4:41 pm to
So Tebow got married.

On MLK Day.

In South Africa.

Interesting.
Posted by KirkLazarus
Member since Aug 2017
3574 posts
Posted on 1/20/20 at 5:11 pm to
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Let me guess... you exchanged your vows in-front of 20 people at the courthouse followed by a pot-luck.. the way it OUGHT TO BE



You all have been unusually triggered by this.

And no, we did a destination wedding, with about two dozen family and friends. Didn't see the point in anything more

ETA: Oh I actually like Tim Tebow, but writing your own vowels is pretty cringe.


I, Craig, take you, Christina, to be my wife, my best friend and my first mate. Through sickness and health, clear skies and squalls.

I, Christina, take you, Craig, to be my best friend and my captain... to be your anchor and your sail... your starboard and your port.
This post was edited on 1/20/20 at 5:14 pm
Posted by SirWinston
PNW
Member since Jul 2014
96136 posts
Posted on 1/20/20 at 5:12 pm to
Handsome to look at, proudly stands for our anthem and kneels for Christ Almighty, Keto and MAGA as frick. What more could you want in a man?

Congrats Timmy!
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
130649 posts
Posted on 1/20/20 at 5:13 pm to
The world needs more people like Tebow, not less.
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
148159 posts
Posted on 1/20/20 at 5:18 pm to
imagine never having sex, only to get married where you will continue to never having sex
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
69431 posts
Posted on 1/20/20 at 5:27 pm to
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He tied the knot with Ms Universe 2017 winner. Bet he really cleared his pipes


A sex tape from their wedding night has leaked. Warning NSFW....
























Posted by LooseCannon22282
Mobile
Member since May 2008
34791 posts
Posted on 1/20/20 at 5:36 pm to
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Pretty sure Aaron Hernandez plowed his arse


This post was edited on 1/20/20 at 5:37 pm
Posted by Pelican fan99
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Jun 2013
37848 posts
Posted on 1/20/20 at 5:49 pm to
Is there any proof they had sex? Wouldn’t be surprised if he took a pass
Posted by Ellssu
Spying North of the Border
Member since Dec 2006
2478 posts
Posted on 1/20/20 at 5:50 pm to
lol my home town
Posted by marcus3000
Member since Jan 2018
893 posts
Posted on 1/20/20 at 5:53 pm to
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Pretty sure Riley Cooper plowed his arse


Fixed.
Posted by Pisco
Mayfield, Kentucky
Member since Dec 2019
4121 posts
Posted on 1/20/20 at 5:55 pm to
I know a guy who was my manager at a previous job that waited til married. Unfortunately, his wife was fricking around behind his back. My former coworkers and I saw her sitting with two guys at B-Dubs one night at a UFC ppv. I have no clue if he ever believed it or not.

He told me one day you should only have sex with your wife when you’re ready to make a baby. He got the sideways look from me and then things made sense.
Posted by munchman
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2006
10360 posts
Posted on 1/20/20 at 6:16 pm to
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Waited 32 years to get laid



We may not see that dude till he is 64.

Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
43482 posts
Posted on 1/20/20 at 6:25 pm to
Now that he has discovered this new sport, is he going to try and go pro in it too?
Posted by Golden Goose
Member since Jan 2020
57 posts
Posted on 1/20/20 at 6:26 pm to
Say what you want about Tebow.

He is the guy every man wants his daughter to marry.
Posted by Byrdybyrd05
Member since Nov 2014
26079 posts
Posted on 1/20/20 at 6:30 pm to
Was it everything he dreamed of?
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