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re: Thoughts on the "Drive Like Your Kids Live Here" signs

Posted on 5/14/18 at 11:28 am to
Posted by TDsngumbo
Alpha Silverfox
Member since Oct 2011
41735 posts
Posted on 5/14/18 at 11:28 am to
quote:

Dumb. I don't need a sign to tell me not to drive like an a-hole.


Signs like this aren't for you.

Exactly what I was thinking.
Posted by momentoftruth87
Member since Oct 2013
71660 posts
Posted on 5/14/18 at 11:28 am to
I doubt drivers will pay attention to a yard sign. You'll need these.

Put them in middle of street.

Posted by bowlbound
Member since Oct 2017
629 posts
Posted on 5/14/18 at 11:28 am to
Apply to have speed bumps installed on your street
Posted by Brummy
Central, LA
Member since Oct 2009
4514 posts
Posted on 5/14/18 at 11:29 am to
People who speed through residential neighborhoods are typically inconsiderate assholes who aren't going to stop doing so based on a sign in your yard.
Posted by Pettifogger
Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
Member since Feb 2012
79325 posts
Posted on 5/14/18 at 11:29 am to
They make more sense in city neighborhoods where you have bigger roads and commuters from elsewhere.

I've seen them in quiet suburban neighborhoods where nobody other than pizza delivery guys and residents drive and it seems more like a typical Nextdoor busybody thing to do in those settings.
Posted by Jon Ham
Member since Jun 2011
28608 posts
Posted on 5/14/18 at 11:29 am to
Careless driving/excessive speed through residential areas should warrant harsh penalties. That extra 20 mph may allow you to get to your destination half a minute quicker, but could be the difference between killing or not killing a little kid. If that sign helps at all it’s worth it.
Posted by NewIberiaHaircut
Lafayette
Member since May 2013
11581 posts
Posted on 5/14/18 at 11:30 am to
A sign won't slow the assholes down.
Posted by MSMHater
Houston
Member since Oct 2008
22776 posts
Posted on 5/14/18 at 11:30 am to
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and drive like a bat outta hell down my road

THis shite drives me nuts!

Have your wife create a NextDoor account, take pictures of all the dickheads that fly through your neighborhood, and have her post all of them. Peer pressure from neighbors and spouses can help alot.

We also had enough complaints that a sheriff will sit on the main drag in the neighborhood pretty regularly. That has helped too.
Posted by CoachChappy
Member since May 2013
32599 posts
Posted on 5/14/18 at 11:30 am to
Just tell the local police to sit in your driveway with their radar. It worked for me.
Posted by atxfan
Member since Jul 2004
3551 posts
Posted on 5/14/18 at 11:31 am to
The sign will probably be ineffective without the flag for emphasis

Posted by MSMHater
Houston
Member since Oct 2008
22776 posts
Posted on 5/14/18 at 11:31 am to
quote:

I've already called the cops and asked them to come chill and run radar but they won't show up

Keep calling, consistently, but always remain polite.
Posted by OWLFAN86
The OT has made me richer
Member since Jun 2004
176167 posts
Posted on 5/14/18 at 11:31 am to
My "hood " is having this issue.

2 reasons

poorly designed neighborhood, with winding curves and people parking in the street causes driver to come around a bend with no line of sight


speed, which almost always are teenagers from the neighborhood itself .Since there is no reason to be there unless you live there. ( no short cuts to anywhere)


solution

have one of them run over their own little brother or sister
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
67214 posts
Posted on 5/14/18 at 11:31 am to
I heed them. If my kids lived there, they'd be smart enough not to play in the f&%king street, or at least be on the lookout for cars. I'm going to drive as fast as safety permits.
Posted by idlewatcher
County Jail
Member since Jan 2012
79361 posts
Posted on 5/14/18 at 11:32 am to
One dbag on the Nextdoor app was complaining about the little plastic green kid with the flag hanging off his hand.

He said "If I see one more of those stupid little green plastic kids, I'm going to run over it with my truck"
Posted by KG6
Member since Aug 2009
10920 posts
Posted on 5/14/18 at 11:33 am to
You can do like people on our street. Let their kids play in the street. Like literally put lawn chairs at end of driveway and watch. They put out the little yellow person holding a flag sign with slow written on it. They put it in the middle of the street and only 1 car can pass (granted the kids already have their bikes sprawled out so no huge difference). They have a back yard and a huge park with basketball courts, tennis courts, splash pad ,etc all within a quarter mile. Also have miles and miles of bike paths. Yet they need to put those signs out and stop traffic so their fricktard kids can play. And I dont mean to single out the kids. Its not fair. But the fact is fricktard parents will most likely raise fricktard children, so im just getting out ahead of it and calling them fricktards now. I hate those people.
This post was edited on 5/14/18 at 1:05 pm
Posted by dfintlyHmmrd
Jigga City
Member since Dec 2016
1408 posts
Posted on 5/14/18 at 11:33 am to
quote:

d tell them a black guy with saggy pants is walking three pit bulls on my road


File a false police report.... excellent plan
Posted by MSMHater
Houston
Member since Oct 2008
22776 posts
Posted on 5/14/18 at 11:33 am to
quote:

I'm going to drive as fast as safety permits


Is that the same, or different, than the posted speed limit?
Posted by TDsngumbo
Alpha Silverfox
Member since Oct 2011
41735 posts
Posted on 5/14/18 at 11:35 am to
quote:

You can do like people on our street. Let their kids play in the street. Like literally put lawn chairs at end of driveway and watch. They put out the little yellow person holding a flag sign with slow written on it. They put it in the middle of the street and only 1 car can pass (granted the kids already have their nikes sprawled out so no hugr difference). They have a back yard and a huge park with basketball courts, tennis courts, splash pad ,etc all within a quarter mile. Also have miles and miles of bike paths. Yet they need to put those signs out and stop traffic so their fricktard kids can play. And I dont mean to single out the kids. Its not fair. But the fact is fricktard parents will most likely raise fricktard children, so im just getting out ahead of it and calling them fricktards now. I hate those people.

Well that is ridiculous. Actually playing in the street is fricking dumb.
Posted by Mr. Hangover
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2003
34518 posts
Posted on 5/14/18 at 11:35 am to
quote:

Apply to have speed bumps installed on your street


Like I said, tugboat rope



In all seriousness, I handle this shite in levels

1. Verbal warning - usually step out in the street and politely ask someone to slow down

2. Take it a step further and holler out expletives the next time, let them know I mean business

3. THEN get cops involved... I’d rather not go this route.. I’m not the one to get police involved, but if it prevents this shite in the future, then I’m all for it

People think that this type of shite only happens on their own street. Police in my city deal with this all over the place, and it’s hard for them to put a permanent stop to it. So I always try to handle it by myself (peacefully at first) before getting the cops involved
Posted by Mr. Hangover
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2003
34518 posts
Posted on 5/14/18 at 11:36 am to
quote:

Just tell the local police to sit in your driveway with their radar. It worked for me.



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