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re: Thinking of converting to Judaism and joining the Israeli Army

Posted on 7/25/23 at 6:53 pm to
Posted by Tom288
Jacksonville
Member since Apr 2009
21336 posts
Posted on 7/25/23 at 6:53 pm to

Posted by MyRockstarComplex
The airport
Member since Nov 2009
4911 posts
Posted on 7/25/23 at 6:56 pm to
I urge you to request pictures of their mothers before making that decision.

“Kyle’s mom’s a bitch, she a big fat bitch, she’s the biggest bitch in the whole wide world. She’s a mean ole bitch, if there ever was a bitch, she’s a bitch to all the boys and girls”
Posted by Harlan County USA
Member since Sep 2021
734 posts
Posted on 7/25/23 at 6:58 pm to
they aint fricking you.
Posted by GetmorewithLes
UK Basketball Fan
Member since Jan 2011
22355 posts
Posted on 7/25/23 at 7:02 pm to
That is better than the recruiting posters our military has been putting out...

Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
70873 posts
Posted on 7/25/23 at 7:04 pm to
nb4 I'd like to protect that flank.
Posted by Bunsbert Montcroff
Boise ID
Member since Jan 2008
5737 posts
Posted on 7/25/23 at 7:14 pm to
quote:

Thinking of converting to Judaism and joining the Israeli Army

you don't need to be jewish to volunteer for the IDF baw
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
120365 posts
Posted on 7/25/23 at 7:15 pm to
quote:

Chris Kyle would’ve taken them all down



At least he would have claimed to.
Posted by nvcowboyfan
James Turner Street, Birmingham,UK
Member since Nov 2007
2988 posts
Posted on 7/25/23 at 7:26 pm to
I thought the Israelis used Galils and Tavors. All those pics seem to be AR platforms which makes me wonder if they are actually real army pics
Posted by Jasharts77
Knoxville
Member since Nov 2019
987 posts
Posted on 7/25/23 at 7:29 pm to
Your fully aware these are propaganda pictures. Not a single one of these ladys are in the military and mostlike not Israeli at all?
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
28461 posts
Posted on 7/25/23 at 7:32 pm to
quote:

Those women work the offices and you get sent to the front lines only to get destroyed by a child terrorist.

Actually, every time we stopped in Israel on deployment these little army hotties were everywhere.
Posted by DoctorWorm
Member since Jul 2021
1537 posts
Posted on 7/25/23 at 7:38 pm to
And I will make of thee a great nation, and I will bless thee, and make thy name great; and thou shalt be a blessing
And I will bless them that bless thee, and curse him that curseth thee: and in thee shall all families of the earth be blessed.
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
58530 posts
Posted on 7/25/23 at 7:42 pm to
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I think you need to recheck that percentage. We absolutely do not send Israel 70% of the US tax collections

You’re right

I checked and it’s 90%
Posted by rhar61
Member since Nov 2022
5109 posts
Posted on 7/25/23 at 7:47 pm to
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I think you need to recheck that percentage. We absolutely do not send Israel 70% of the US tax collections.


https://www.thebalancemoney.com/current-u-s-federal-government-tax-revenue-3305762#Current%20Revenue
The U.S. government's total revenue is estimated to be $4.71 trillion for FY 2023.

Whew! I am glad we don't send them over $3 TRILLION.

Oh well, what we send them is 70% of something.
Posted by SirWinston
PNW
Member since Jul 2014
101917 posts
Posted on 7/25/23 at 7:51 pm to
Israel is allowed to have a homogenous culture but we are not.
Posted by Arkapigdiesel
Faulkner County
Member since Jun 2009
15433 posts
Posted on 7/25/23 at 7:52 pm to
Would like to see their butt holes.
Posted by Centinel
Idaho
Member since Sep 2016
44410 posts
Posted on 7/25/23 at 7:55 pm to
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Those women work the offices


No, they don't.

<-- spent a couple months over multiple trips to Israel working with the IDF.

And yes, they really are that hot.

ETA: Well, until you go in to drop a deuce in the unisex bathrooms, hear a horrendous fart/shite in the stall next to you, smell it, and exit the stall at the same time as the hot arse JAG Captain you were lusting over 15 minutes earlier.

And yes, that is 100% a true story. It will be seared in to mind for eternity.
This post was edited on 7/25/23 at 8:00 pm
Posted by Lgrnwd
Member since Jan 2018
8480 posts
Posted on 7/25/23 at 7:57 pm to
quote:

Tim Whatley converted to Judaism just for the jokes.


And this offends you as a Jewish person?
Posted by GruntbyAssociation
Member since Jul 2013
8689 posts
Posted on 7/25/23 at 8:00 pm to
quote:

And this offends you as a Jewish person?


No, it offends me as a comedian.
This post was edited on 7/25/23 at 8:01 pm
Posted by ruffleforeskin
Member since Dec 2021
632 posts
Posted on 7/25/23 at 8:17 pm to
You do realize Israel used actual models for those pictures. It's just propaganda. The average female jew looks like this.

Posted by TheWalrus
Land of the Hogs
Member since Dec 2012
46138 posts
Posted on 7/25/23 at 8:23 pm to
You people are clueless. Israel has a lot of smoking hot women of Russian descent. These are not “propaganda” pictures. My late father served in the Israeli Army. Most of the people in it didn’t give two shits about religion, it was much more secular than you would think. The ultra Orthodox Jews don’t even serve.
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