re: Things you're beginning to like less the older you get

Staying up late drinking.

Dairy.

These high school girls. I keep getting older…they stay the same age.

The wife

Commercials (all have loud annoying music)

Hanging out with friends, drinking

Going anywhere

Doing anything

And of course doing any of the above with people. I really just want to work and be left alone.

Running over homeless people on the sidewalk. It’s just not as enjoyable as it was in my younger years because of all the cameras everywhere.

Punching midgets in the airport when they’re not looking. That’s still fun…just not as much. We used to make it a game. When you saw one, it was 1 point for a hit, 3 for a knockdown and 5 for a KO.

Stealing 12 packs of beer from gas stations. I was a lot faster when I was younger. Now I get winded before I get back to the car.

Life’s still a blast ya just gotta know where to look.

Football. Too many flags and too slow.

But... I'm finding NHL to be a lot of fun to watch.

The Poli board

Well, it certainly isn't boobs

People for sure…especially liberals