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re: Things you don't know about women until you live with one
Posted on 12/13/22 at 8:10 pm to OysterPoBoy
Posted on 12/13/22 at 8:10 pm to OysterPoBoy
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You’re very towel centered.
I was using something relatable to all couples to illustrate the different experiences.
We could use parking in the driveway or dishwasher loading if you'd prefer.
This post was edited on 12/13/22 at 8:12 pm
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Posted on 12/13/22 at 8:12 pm to Ssubba
Their inability to rationally evaluate situations. Everything is such a big deal. At least in my situation. It probably isn’t like that for everyone. My wife is super high strung. She’s pretty hot, so there’s that, but it doesn’t really make up for the torment anymore.
Posted on 12/13/22 at 8:16 pm to deeprig9
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She wouldn't have to find my shite for me if she would leave it where the frick I left it, instead of deciding to have a manic estro-sode and rearrange every artifact in the house. Nail clippers been in this drawer for 6 years, now all of a sudden they are being stored somewhere else. Tums have always been in the kitchen pantry for 14 years, now the Tums are in the upstairs medicine cabinet. Scissors have always been in this drawer by the fridge, but now they are in some kind of organizer inside the basement door. It never fricking ends. That's why we "need them to find things" because they are the ones hiding things like weird anxious little squirrels with alzheimers.
Man I'm glad to know I'm not alone.
Posted on 12/13/22 at 8:19 pm to grizzlylongcut
Thought of another one. I don’t if everybody else’s wife does this but mine does and it floors me.
How she hasn’t yet figured out that if you clean the kitchen as you’re cooking, you end up spending less time cleaning it after the meal is done and thus, have more time to sit and relax is absolutely beyond me.
If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a thousand times to her. Legit makes me want to not help her after we put the kid to sleep.
She’s got a masters degree in healthcare, so it’s not like she doesn’t have any brains.
How she hasn’t yet figured out that if you clean the kitchen as you’re cooking, you end up spending less time cleaning it after the meal is done and thus, have more time to sit and relax is absolutely beyond me.
If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a thousand times to her. Legit makes me want to not help her after we put the kid to sleep.
She’s got a masters degree in healthcare, so it’s not like she doesn’t have any brains.
This post was edited on 12/13/22 at 8:29 pm
Posted on 12/13/22 at 8:22 pm to Titus Pullo
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Man I'm glad to know I'm not alone.
As long as I'm around you will never be, Bro.
Oops, wrong thread.
Posted on 12/13/22 at 8:23 pm to OK Roughneck
quote:we have two and he wrote our names on them in sharpie and I am not allowed to touch his
Buy your own additional TV remote and tether it to your recliner so you never have to look for it.
Posted on 12/13/22 at 8:24 pm to PrideofTheSEC
LOTS of naps during the day.
Posted on 12/13/22 at 8:25 pm to TDFreak
I’m not sure my wife has ever taken a nap
Posted on 12/13/22 at 8:25 pm to Ssubba
They use way too much TP.
Posted on 12/13/22 at 8:28 pm to grizzlylongcut
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How she hasn’t yet figured out that if you clean the kitchen as you’re cooking, you end up spending less time cleaning it after the meal is done and thus, have more time to sit and relax is absolutely beyond me.
You're the minority in this situation, buddy.
Many people enjoy cooking, especially women. It's normal to not want to comingle the chore of cleaning up with the catharsis/serenity they experience while preparing a meal.
Posted on 12/13/22 at 8:29 pm to deeprig9
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That's why we "need them to find things" because they are the ones hiding things like weird anxious little squirrels with alzheimers.
Could be a great punch line for a stand up comedian.
Well done, fella.
Posted on 12/13/22 at 8:30 pm to FLObserver
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The ratio of talking during a conversation. Usually with guys its mostly 50/50. It seems from my experience that ratio flips too about 80/20 during Male to female conversations. With the woman getting about 80% of the conversation during interaction. My current wife, no pics, could take what would take me a sentence to explain and turn it into a 15 min conversation with the history of every person in the story included
No shite!
They find silence “uncomfortable”
Also, they make a point to tell you everything they did, everything they’re doing and everything they have to do…..every chance they get.
Posted on 12/13/22 at 8:31 pm to deltaland
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My wife’s vagina has always been odor free
This is true, but there was this one time when your wife's vag smelled like fireworks.
Posted on 12/13/22 at 8:31 pm to mikelbr
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Many people enjoy cooking, especially women. It's normal to not want to comingle the chore of cleaning up with the catharsis/serenity they experience while preparing a meal.
I at one point in my life was manager of a Cajun food market, nothing annoyed me more than the clutter people would make while cooking big batches of gumbos etc.
Posted on 12/13/22 at 8:32 pm to LCA131
Posted on 12/13/22 at 8:34 pm to madamsquirrel
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we have two and he wrote our names on them in sharpie and I am not allowed to touch his
You know C doesn't let me pick what's on TV... EVER.
However, when I'm feeling extra petty and childish, I'll change the TV with the Roku Controller App. I have been known to do it to a TV in another room.
It really is a cool functional app for anyone with Roku devices. You can easily control any Roku on your network from the app on your phone.
Posted on 12/13/22 at 8:35 pm to Havoc
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Like “is [kid A]’s homework done?” “I don’t know ask him yourself. Stop asking me questions you should be asking someone else.”
See…this is your wife in seeker mode. She’s seeking to find the thing that you should’ve done but didn’t. I can bust my arse all day and she’ll ask about the one thing I didn’t do….and then walk away.
Posted on 12/13/22 at 8:38 pm to Ssubba
I agree hair is all over the place.
Clogs the shower drain.
If I lost that much hair in a week I would be bald.
Yeah, they want the laundry done every time you turn around.
Clogs the shower drain.
If I lost that much hair in a week I would be bald.
Yeah, they want the laundry done every time you turn around.
Posted on 12/13/22 at 8:43 pm to Ssubba
Perpetual catastrophe syndrome.
The ability to go from zero to panic mode in 2.8 seconds, usually over the most mundane things.
The ability to go from zero to panic mode in 2.8 seconds, usually over the most mundane things.
Posted on 12/13/22 at 8:50 pm to Spawn
Every disagreement goes back to 300 b.c. Never get a reset. Fight the same battles over and over.
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