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re: Things that should be illegal

Posted on 9/14/25 at 8:38 am to
Posted by GoAwayImBaitn
On an island in the marsh
Member since Jul 2018
2811 posts
Posted on 9/14/25 at 8:38 am to
Drug commercials need to be illegal

Quit telling me to "ask your doctor" assholes
Posted by DarkDrifter
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2011
4942 posts
Posted on 9/14/25 at 8:38 am to
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Driving the speed limit in the left lane.


And add two Semi trucks driving parallel down the interstate for a long distance
Posted by Locoguan0
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2017
6877 posts
Posted on 9/14/25 at 8:40 am to
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If we are actually looking to solve the problem, it should be an impeachable offense to set the speed limit of a given road lower than the expected maximum speed of travel. It’s bullshite that we allow the government to normalize law breaking to the point that we can be stopped and questioned by the State at any time.


It is literally law in Louisiana. If you are in the left hand land, you can be ticket for going one MPH below the speed limit. This means that you have to either be pegged at exactly the speed limit, or speed. In other words, the law encourages breaking of the law.
Posted by Bama and Beer
Baldwin Co, AL
Member since Oct 2010
84485 posts
Posted on 9/14/25 at 8:46 am to
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Courtesy phone calls. frick you. I now get over 20 per day. These people should be arrested for harassment.

Commercial volume double game volume. frick you ABC.

Door to door sales should be illegal. It’s exhausting getting roofers knocking on my door all day. If the neighborhood says no soliciting and you do it, straight to the gulag for a death penalty.

Driving the speed limit in the left lane.

Ordering a pizza in a gas station while your car sits at the pump for 30 minutes.

Blocking roadways with protests. Drivers should be allowed to run them over.


Solid list. Add talking as loud as possible on speaker phone with it turned all the way up in public with the phone in your 55HH tits
This post was edited on 9/14/25 at 8:53 am
Posted by Joshjrn
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
31395 posts
Posted on 9/14/25 at 9:00 am to
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It is literally law in Louisiana. If you are in the left hand land, you can be ticket for going one MPH below the speed limit. This means that you have to either be pegged at exactly the speed limit, or speed. In other words, the law encourages breaking of the law.

I’ve posted about it before, and there’s an extra layer of shitty: you can also only be in the left lane if you’re actively passing. So if someone, anyone, is going to speed limit in the right lane, driving in the left lane is now utterly illegal. It’s one of the dumbest sets of laws I’ve ever seen
Posted by white perch
the bright, happy side of hell
Member since Apr 2012
7564 posts
Posted on 9/14/25 at 9:02 am to
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Driving the speed limit in the left lane.


So you want to make it illegal to obey the law?
Posted by SingleMalt1973
Member since Feb 2022
21821 posts
Posted on 9/14/25 at 9:03 am to
Door Dashing Taco Bell
Posted by bdavids09
Member since Jun 2017
1325 posts
Posted on 9/14/25 at 9:03 am to
Buying lottery tickets in gas station holding up line forever
Posted by CuseTiger
Member since Jul 2013
8939 posts
Posted on 9/14/25 at 9:04 am to
Leaving grocery carts in parking spaces

Ejecting defensive football players for targeting when a receiver lowers their head to cause that contact

Construction companies leaving nails on the roads near new construction

Cutting in line
Posted by Ponchy Tiger
Ponchatoula
Member since Aug 2004
48668 posts
Posted on 9/14/25 at 9:07 am to
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Driving the speed limit in the left lane.



So you want to make illegal to follow the law? Why not just tell us you vote democrat.

Posted by olgoi khorkhoi
priapism survivor
Member since May 2011
16242 posts
Posted on 9/14/25 at 9:11 am to
Getting gas from the only pump that offers diesel when all the gas-only pumps are available.
Posted by EastCoastCajun
New Bedford Massachusetts
Member since Aug 2015
2155 posts
Posted on 9/14/25 at 9:13 am to
Going through the self check out line at the store, then having to give some one at the exit door your receipt to prove you paid for that shite. I just saved you having to pay a cashier to ring up my shite, If you're scared I'm stealing, have more freaking cashiers working.
Posted by UtahCajun
Member since Jul 2021
2778 posts
Posted on 9/14/25 at 9:27 am to
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Feeding seagulls on the beach should be a felony with a mandatory 5 year sentence


I feed them in parking lots
Posted by UtahCajun
Member since Jul 2021
2778 posts
Posted on 9/14/25 at 9:28 am to
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Drug commercials need to be illegal


But everyone seems so damn happy.

Yeah, I have the side effect of anal seepage, but my RLS is undercontrol and am now living my best life.
Posted by DaleGribblesMower
Member since Dec 2013
6625 posts
Posted on 9/14/25 at 9:35 am to
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How about standing in the aisle immediately when the plane lands?


I’ll never understand this. Just chill, help the old ladies, grab an overhead bag for someone obviously struggling, just be a gentleman and wait a second. I feel like these are the same people that can’t merge in traffic
Posted by Turnblad85
Member since Sep 2022
4266 posts
Posted on 9/14/25 at 9:48 am to
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window rattling bass in traffic



This and loud mufflers.


Noise pollution is a real problem
Posted by LeGrosChat
Bangladesh
Member since Feb 2016
578 posts
Posted on 9/14/25 at 10:04 am to
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In other words, the law encourages breaking of the law.


Surely, one of the dumbest laws out of many non-sensical laws.
It is as if the 70 mph law is not law. Set the speed limit to 100 mph and you will still have folks upset about slow driving on the left
Lane.
Posted by ghost2most
Member since Mar 2012
7707 posts
Posted on 9/14/25 at 10:04 am to
Who orders pizza from a gas station? Is that a real thing?

Smoking weed in public has to be my No. 1. So glad it's not a thing where I live but the rare times I venture into cities, it's ridiculous.

So trashy.
Posted by dgnx6
Member since Feb 2006
85402 posts
Posted on 9/14/25 at 10:07 am to
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Knocking on the doors of clearly-occupied bathrooms


I just wanted to make sure it was occupied!

Bro I’m looking at you through the crack, I know you saw me.

Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
64833 posts
Posted on 9/14/25 at 10:14 am to
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Ejecting defensive football players for targeting when a receiver lowers their head to cause that contact


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