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re: Things on Seinfeld that happened to you.

Posted on 2/19/25 at 5:14 pm to
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
70681 posts
Posted on 2/19/25 at 5:14 pm to
I've whipped it out.

It?

It.

Out.
Posted by MrFreakinMiyagi
Reseda
Member since Feb 2007
19513 posts
Posted on 2/19/25 at 5:30 pm to
quote:


This sounds crazy but I’ve never watch a whole episode of this show….

I didn’t watch melrose place.
Posted by tigerfan84
Member since Dec 2003
23539 posts
Posted on 2/19/25 at 5:31 pm to
I stopped having sex and I didn’t learn no Portuguese.
Posted by WheyCheddar
Member since Aug 2024
453 posts
Posted on 2/19/25 at 5:33 pm to
You never really need to. If you see 5 minutes hereof one, three minutes there of another… you’ve pretty much seen their entire schtick.
I’ll never understand how the guy who made Curb also came up with this. Must be the Popdork’s influence.
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
189575 posts
Posted on 2/19/25 at 5:38 pm to
Ive faked it

it had been enough and I wanted to sleep
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
63050 posts
Posted on 2/19/25 at 6:20 pm to
I still wash my veggies in the shower
Posted by TigerBR1111
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2014
7687 posts
Posted on 2/19/25 at 6:23 pm to
This post was edited on 2/19/25 at 6:25 pm
Posted by GruntbyAssociation
Member since Jul 2013
7101 posts
Posted on 2/19/25 at 6:26 pm to
quote:

Mon, it was not da am/pm!


“It was de voliuume, why separate knob, why separate knob!?!”
This post was edited on 2/19/25 at 6:31 pm
Posted by KingOfTheWorld
South of heaven, west of hell
Member since Oct 2018
6849 posts
Posted on 2/19/25 at 6:29 pm to
quote:

The scene where Jerry reserves a rental car


Rental car clerk: “I KNOW why we have reservations.”

Jerry: “I don’t think you do.”
Posted by slutiger5
Parroquias de Florida
Member since May 2007
11410 posts
Posted on 2/19/25 at 6:41 pm to
I’ve dumped a chick because she had man hands.

Elaine has always been a fox. She could have man hands and wouldn’t care.
This post was edited on 2/19/25 at 6:44 pm
Posted by Rize
Spring Texas
Member since Sep 2011
17445 posts
Posted on 2/19/25 at 6:53 pm to
Never watched that or friends. Outside of workahaulics I haven’t watched many comedy/sitcom shows.

I hear the office and parks and rec are good.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
75356 posts
Posted on 2/19/25 at 6:59 pm to
I rigorously prevented my worlds from colliding. My friends used to laugh at how they hardly ever saw my serious girlfriends.

I broke up with a girl because of a minor but bothersome food proclivity like Seinfeld and the girl who ate her peas one at a time.

I've also filled a lull in a conversation with a girlfriend with "I broke a shoelace today."
This post was edited on 2/19/25 at 7:09 pm
Posted by TXGunslinger10
Houston, TX
Member since Jun 2011
18054 posts
Posted on 2/19/25 at 7:01 pm to
I’ve attempted the roommate switch. It can’t be done.
Posted by cypresstiger
The South
Member since Aug 2008
12508 posts
Posted on 2/19/25 at 7:37 pm to
It can’t be done.
George
Posted by Akit1
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jul 2006
8021 posts
Posted on 2/19/25 at 8:23 pm to
-Lost in a parking garage
Posted by Dixie2023
Member since Mar 2023
3602 posts
Posted on 2/19/25 at 8:27 pm to
We had a food place in the building food court at work. Real food, fresh made. Not garbage mall food. She was just like the soup nazi and you’d better not piss her off.
Posted by Cleathecat
Houston
Member since Feb 2021
1061 posts
Posted on 2/19/25 at 8:47 pm to
Fun fact, Chickens buddy Kalunda and Bob Sacamana have never been seen together
Posted by lsuwins3
Member since Nov 2008
1791 posts
Posted on 2/19/25 at 9:40 pm to
I sidled up to some friends at a tailgate. They got the joke.
Posted by thekid
Anna, Tx
Member since May 2006
3984 posts
Posted on 2/19/25 at 10:04 pm to
I won’t wear the ribbon
Posted by BatonrougeCajun
Somewhere in Texas
Member since Feb 2008
6864 posts
Posted on 2/19/25 at 10:07 pm to
Bought some strength shoes to improve my basketball game. Got hurt instead
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