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re: Things on Seinfeld that happened to you.
Posted on 2/19/25 at 11:21 am to Geekboy
Posted on 2/19/25 at 11:21 am to Geekboy
I've used the "it's not a lie if you believe it" and the "is that wrong? Should I not have done that?" lines over the years.
While it's never happened to me, the episode where George is charged $75 for not giving a 24 hour notice only to show up the next day and the doctor not be there and he says he's got a 24 hour cancellation policy too and wants $75, is totally relatable and I'd like to think that I'd have the exact same reaction.
While it's never happened to me, the episode where George is charged $75 for not giving a 24 hour notice only to show up the next day and the doctor not be there and he says he's got a 24 hour cancellation policy too and wants $75, is totally relatable and I'd like to think that I'd have the exact same reaction.
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Posted on 2/19/25 at 11:27 am to Geekboy
We've all had those old dress pants that would poke out at the zipper and look like you had a hard on 
Posted on 2/19/25 at 11:37 am to gumbeaux
quote:
I’m out!
"The Contest"------one of the better episodes of "Seinfeld" Lots of good laughs, and Kramer being the first to fold was hilarious.
Posted on 2/19/25 at 11:51 am to Geekboy
I had a belt bang against a urinal a little too hard for my comfort. I threw that thing away.
Posted on 2/19/25 at 11:54 am to Geekboy
Pretzels make me thirsty to this day
Posted on 2/19/25 at 11:56 am to Geekboy
“Losing” your car in a parking garage.
Shower head issues.
Shower head issues.
Posted on 2/19/25 at 12:01 pm to Geekboy
Do you also eat your candy bars with a fork and knife?
Posted on 2/19/25 at 12:07 pm to The Boat
We were talking at work about him being the devil…. Great episode.
Something that happened to me is wearing a lsu hat at the 99 super regional at Alabama. Everyone in the grand stands were pissed and yelling at me. They also wanted to see my ticket not believing a 16 year old kid had those tickets. Needless to say I was kindly asked to move.
Something that happened to me is wearing a lsu hat at the 99 super regional at Alabama. Everyone in the grand stands were pissed and yelling at me. They also wanted to see my ticket not believing a 16 year old kid had those tickets. Needless to say I was kindly asked to move.
Posted on 2/19/25 at 12:09 pm to LittleJerrySeinfield
Hard to believe, I know, but I once ran over Bette Milder because she was blocking home plate.
Posted on 2/19/25 at 12:13 pm to Geekboy
The first and last conversation on the show have happened to likely every single guy who works a corporate job.
You buy a shirt, and the 2nd to the top button is too high or too low. You feel like it's either all the way at your neck or showing chest hair.
It happens with polos sometimes too with 2/3 buttons
You buy a shirt, and the 2nd to the top button is too high or too low. You feel like it's either all the way at your neck or showing chest hair.
It happens with polos sometimes too with 2/3 buttons
Posted on 2/19/25 at 12:52 pm to Buckeye06
Still waiting for the “they’re real and they’re spectacular” stories.
Or from the ladies, “he took it out”.
Or from the ladies, “he took it out”.
This post was edited on 2/19/25 at 12:56 pm
Posted on 2/19/25 at 12:58 pm to Geekboy
Amongst the couple of friends I've kept since middle school; no learning, no hugging. Never apologize for anything.
Posted on 2/19/25 at 1:01 pm to eljusterina
quote:it took until page 4
It’s all pipes
Posted on 2/19/25 at 1:02 pm to Kjnstkmn
From the ladies- he was not sponge worthy also
Posted on 2/19/25 at 1:05 pm to Arkapigdiesel
quote:
I've stopped short.
Posted on 2/19/25 at 1:08 pm to Geekboy
I remember during COVID, pizza places were selling bake your own pizza kits.
It made me think of Kramer's idea.
It made me think of Kramer's idea.
This post was edited on 2/19/25 at 8:31 pm
Posted on 2/19/25 at 1:14 pm to PeteRose
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This is like someone asking “what’s your favorite steak” and you coming in the thread with “I’m a vegan”. Do you know how efficient the world would be if people could read and follow simple directions?
The perfect OT example is:
Poster A: I'm going to be in Baton Rouge, can anyone suggest a restaurant for a good steak.
Poster B: Suggests an Italian restaurant, because he doesn't like steak
Poster C: Suggests a Seafood restaurant, because steak is too expensive.
Poster D: Suggests a Mexican restaurant, because there are no good steak restaurants in Baton Rouge
Poster E: Suggest you go to the grocery store and buy a steak and cook it yourself
Posters F-Z: Suggest you not come to Baton Rouge at all.
Posted on 2/19/25 at 1:15 pm to Geekboy
Jerry: They said it could be a Flagrant 1
Elaine: What’s the difference between a Flagrant 1 and a Flagrant 2?
Jerry: I don’t know. No one knows. First they call the foul, then they go to the monitor to inspect the foul to see the degree of the foul and then they take off their headphones to discuss the foul amongst themselves and then they enlighten us on what level of foul we all just saw. It’s a foul conspiracy.
George: And they’re always out to get Syracuse. Every time. EVERY TIME.
/Kramer busts in and immediately opens the fridge to search for drink
Kramer: Gotta be quick gotta be quick gotta get back before the commercial break. Come onnnn Rutgers. Oh hey. Why’s the game at commercial?
Elaine: They’re reviewing the foul, it could be Flagrant 1.
/Kramer shakes his hand by his head
Kramer: On Syracuse? It’s gonna be a 2.
/George gestures wildly towards Kramer
Elaine: What’s the difference between a Flagrant 1 and a Flagrant 2?
Jerry: I don’t know. No one knows. First they call the foul, then they go to the monitor to inspect the foul to see the degree of the foul and then they take off their headphones to discuss the foul amongst themselves and then they enlighten us on what level of foul we all just saw. It’s a foul conspiracy.
George: And they’re always out to get Syracuse. Every time. EVERY TIME.
/Kramer busts in and immediately opens the fridge to search for drink
Kramer: Gotta be quick gotta be quick gotta get back before the commercial break. Come onnnn Rutgers. Oh hey. Why’s the game at commercial?
Elaine: They’re reviewing the foul, it could be Flagrant 1.
/Kramer shakes his hand by his head
Kramer: On Syracuse? It’s gonna be a 2.
/George gestures wildly towards Kramer
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