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re: Things on Seinfeld that happened to you.

Posted on 2/19/25 at 9:18 am to
Posted by KosmoCramer
Member since Dec 2007
79239 posts
Posted on 2/19/25 at 9:18 am to
I randomly ate a Snickers bar with a fork and knife once to see who all were Seinfeld fans, no one really said anything, then someone asked me why I was eating a Snickers with a fork and knife.

I obviously said, "How do you eat one? With your, hands?

Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
17140 posts
Posted on 2/19/25 at 9:18 am to
I've shite in a stall before and realized there was toilet paper. And no one would spare a square.
Posted by IT_Dawg
Georgia
Member since Oct 2012
24429 posts
Posted on 2/19/25 at 9:18 am to
Just let me finish my coffee and we’ll go watch them slice this fat bastard up.
Posted by liquid rabbit
Boxtard BPB®© emeritus
Member since Mar 2006
63385 posts
Posted on 2/19/25 at 9:19 am to
"Cartwright, four."
Posted by Rekrul
Member since Feb 2007
8775 posts
Posted on 2/19/25 at 9:20 am to
Posted by BogeyTX
Member since Apr 2018
887 posts
Posted on 2/19/25 at 9:20 am to
Parking garage episode. Didn’t get as lost as them but I have taken a leak in a parking garage too.
Posted by AUFANATL
Member since Dec 2007
4663 posts
Posted on 2/19/25 at 9:22 am to

The scene where Jerry reserves a rental car and they just give it to someone else and he has to explain to the desk agent the concept of holding a reservation.

I had to go through that scene almost word for word along with a bunch of other frustrated travelers.

Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
112038 posts
Posted on 2/19/25 at 9:24 am to
My girlfriend got herpes from riding a tractor
Posted by LSURussian
Member since Feb 2005
131278 posts
Posted on 2/19/25 at 9:26 am to
I've experienced a "close talker." Annoying as hell!
Posted by Ham And Glass
Member since Nov 2016
1631 posts
Posted on 2/19/25 at 9:28 am to
Girl I liked that had man feet. Her hands were fine. Her feet belonged on an NBA roster
Posted by LSURussian
Member since Feb 2005
131278 posts
Posted on 2/19/25 at 9:28 am to
quote:

My girlfriend got herpes from riding a tractor
So she fricked somebody while riding a tractor??
Posted by Jmcc64
alabama
Member since Apr 2021
1322 posts
Posted on 2/19/25 at 9:28 am to
I hate close talkers or close standers when I'm seated.
Posted by fleurdelis
Winchestertonfieldville
Member since Nov 2008
321 posts
Posted on 2/19/25 at 9:31 am to
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the owner of Riverside Patty


Also Fleur de Lis Pizza and Pokie at Poccorello’s
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
112038 posts
Posted on 2/19/25 at 9:34 am to
No, I gave her herpes but I told her she got it from riding the tractor... keep up
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
117966 posts
Posted on 2/19/25 at 9:35 am to
quote:

My girlfriend got herpes from riding a tractor


I meant to clean it up after jerking off on a tractor.
Posted by aTmTexas Dillo
East Texas Lake
Member since Sep 2018
19451 posts
Posted on 2/19/25 at 9:36 am to
quote:

This sounds crazy but I’ve never watch a whole episode of this show….


I watched one. The shrinkage episode. I wanted to see a young Melora Walters.
Posted by yallgood
Franklinton
Member since Jan 2018
967 posts
Posted on 2/19/25 at 9:36 am to
The water was cold!
Posted by CWS91
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2005
1112 posts
Posted on 2/19/25 at 9:39 am to
quote:

"NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" - the owner of Riverside Patty


Yep. (raises hand)
Posted by OldmanBeasley
Charlotte
Member since Jun 2014
10498 posts
Posted on 2/19/25 at 9:46 am to
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I sit there and do nothing when I fly like Puddy

According to my research, the kids now refer to this as “raw dogging”.
Posted by Skeauxbie
Cape Coral, FL
Member since Jan 2008
62 posts
Posted on 2/19/25 at 9:50 am to
Backing into a parking spot at the union on campus and some dick tried to sneak in. We were at an impasse for a few minutes as well :
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