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Things old married couples do
Posted on 5/8/17 at 2:28 pm
Posted on 5/8/17 at 2:28 pm
Call up a total stranger and explain they can't make an appointment because of their spouse's gastrointestinal problems. I just was on the phone with an older fella who spent five minutes explaining his wife's diarrhea in explicit detail.
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Posted on 5/8/17 at 2:30 pm to Jim Rockford
You'll be there one day too sport. Don't mess.
Posted on 5/8/17 at 2:30 pm to Jim Rockford
Well that's shitty of them.
Posted on 5/8/17 at 2:31 pm to Jim Rockford
Classic case of TMI brought on by boredom and loneliness
Posted on 5/8/17 at 2:32 pm to Jim Rockford
Hey, shite happens. 
Hell we old folks still screw, even more then younging.
So, stay off my lawn kiddie.
Hell we old folks still screw, even more then younging.
So, stay off my lawn kiddie.
Posted on 5/8/17 at 2:33 pm to Jim Rockford
LOL. Yea the older they get the more they become young children again.
Posted on 5/8/17 at 2:35 pm to Jim Rockford
Must be awesome to just give all that detail and realize the person on the end has to just listen. I bet his wife was in the background laughing like crazy and egging him on.
Posted on 5/8/17 at 2:35 pm to Jim Rockford
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Things old married couples do
Not me, no matter how much I offer them.
Posted on 5/8/17 at 2:37 pm to Jim Rockford
He's likely just making an excuse because he doesn't want to meet with your arse. I give him an A" for creativity.
Posted on 5/8/17 at 2:47 pm to Jim Rockford
That sounds absolutely hilarious. Was it pure liquid or still chunky?
Posted on 5/8/17 at 2:48 pm to Jim Rockford
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Things old married couples do
anal
Posted on 5/8/17 at 2:49 pm to Jim Rockford
Well, They could've been assholes and just not show up for the appointment like people often do today... 
This post was edited on 5/8/17 at 2:57 pm
Posted on 5/8/17 at 2:55 pm to Jim Rockford
Posted on 5/8/17 at 2:56 pm to Jim Rockford
I'm guessing you are the secretary of a Dr. so you should expect those kinds of calls.
Posted on 5/8/17 at 2:57 pm to Jim Rockford
We cleaned out our closet today. Listening to Pink Floyd and laughing.
Posted on 5/8/17 at 2:57 pm to Jim Rockford
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Things old married couples do
Answer the door when the phone rings?
Posted on 5/8/17 at 2:59 pm to Jim Rockford
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Things old married couples do
Posted on 5/8/17 at 3:07 pm to Jim Rockford
Sleep in separate rooms
The only time my wife comes in my room is to get the goober, then she goes back to her bed.
The only time my wife comes in my room is to get the goober, then she goes back to her bed.
Posted on 5/8/17 at 3:07 pm to Jim Rockford
Eat deviled eggs as an entre.
Posted on 5/8/17 at 3:33 pm to Jim Rockford
Take this shite to the O50Board.
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