re: Things old married couples do

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You'll be there one day too sport. Don't mess.

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That's something few people on this entire site comprehend.
"OLD" is like one of the very worst epithets on T.D. And the younger members MEAN IT, you can almost feel the venom when they type it out.

I can't tell you about my wife's diarehea and as you see I can't even spell it but I can say I've had a 12 pack of Heineken and a pint jar of pickled quail eggs and by god I am about to have a full fledged fricking fecal fiasco in my pants. How's that for a Monday?

And until I start hiding my own Easter eggs I don't give a frick what any youngster thinks of me. I can afford to shite myself and it keeps my arse warm.

My father in law spent time to hang a 30 ft long rope for a birth feeder from a big tree to his shed with thin pvc pipe over it so the the squirrels won't be able to reach the bird feed. Thought that was kind of funny.

I'm only 37 but I'm getting that way I guess, we just spent about 300$ on plants and herbs/vegetables/fruit to grow