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Things kids hear and repeat
Posted on 7/13/16 at 11:36 am
Posted on 7/13/16 at 11:36 am
I had to try to explain to my 5-year-old nephew why he shouldn't say "slap a ho." (He heard it on t.v.) When I told him not to say it he thought it was because of the word slap. Then he wanted me to explain what "ho" meant. I just told him not to say it. 
What y'all got?
What y'all got?
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Posted on 7/13/16 at 11:37 am to LSUBFA83
my 5 yr old boy yesterday asked me if god can see our privates
Posted on 7/13/16 at 11:37 am to LSUBFA83
"fricking democrats"
Posted on 7/13/16 at 11:38 am to LSUBFA83
Then he's gonna kick my ask.
Posted on 7/13/16 at 11:38 am to LSUBFA83
quote:
"slap a ho." (He heard it on t.v.)
Where does a 5yr old hear that?
Posted on 7/13/16 at 11:39 am to 4WHLN
fox news was on last friday morning getting dressed...
"daddy i'm white, does that mean they want to shoot me?"
"daddy i'm white, does that mean they want to shoot me?"
Posted on 7/13/16 at 11:39 am to LSUBFA83
My 8 year old went to school and was overheard saying, "Don't bring a knife to a gunfight" during recess. She didn't get in trouble but her teacher emailed me with a "just wanted you to know what your daughter is telling the other kids" notification.
Posted on 7/13/16 at 11:40 am to LSUBFA83
yesterday while driving, as soon as the light turn green, my 3 year old yelled "COME ON GUYS ITS GREEN!"
also her school had a week where they learned about Mexico, and I jokingly told my wife that I should teach her to yell "BUILD THE WALL!" every time she hears Mexico...I didn't think she heard this BTW, and the next day she yelled it at school...
also her school had a week where they learned about Mexico, and I jokingly told my wife that I should teach her to yell "BUILD THE WALL!" every time she hears Mexico...I didn't think she heard this BTW, and the next day she yelled it at school...
Posted on 7/13/16 at 11:40 am to LSUBFA83
Posted on 7/13/16 at 11:40 am to LSUBFA83
My 2 year old went to pat my 2 month old, I swear my wife and I heard her say "pat that arse".
Posted on 7/13/16 at 11:43 am to Salmon
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Salmon
Your 3 yr. old
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Posted on 7/13/16 at 11:51 am to LSUBFA83
I watched all in the family as a kid. I picked up on a lot of slurs.
Posted on 7/13/16 at 11:52 am to LSUBFA83
Last night my wife was talking about her upcoming hysterectomy. My youngest son, 8, is playing PS4 and out of nowhere tells his older brother "get your uterus out of my face." He then goes on a 30 second rant where he's replacing almost every noun and verb with "uterus."
Posted on 7/13/16 at 12:13 pm to LSUBFA83
We broke out the OG Xbox a couple of nights ago and my wife and 7yo were playing SSX Tricky. My wife ran into some trouble on a particular part of the course they were running and my son told her "Don't be a pussy"
He apparently thought that had something to do with being a "fraidy cat". I have no idea where he heard it from. Probably Youtube Minecraft videos. He's never going to say that again... at least to my wife.
He apparently thought that had something to do with being a "fraidy cat". I have no idea where he heard it from. Probably Youtube Minecraft videos. He's never going to say that again... at least to my wife.
Posted on 7/13/16 at 12:19 pm to MightyYat
quote:
quote: "slap a ho." (He heard it on t.v.)
Where does a 5yr old hear that?
Why* your question where was answered in the quote you posted.
Posted on 7/13/16 at 12:26 pm to LSUBFA83
I was chatting with a fellow LSU fan, the other day, & I jokingly told him LSU's just gotten a commitment from "Mike Hunt", he said "really", I told him say it 3 times fast & my 9 year old daughter has access to my FaceBook Account, she asked me what my C*nt was & I told her it was an extremely bad word.
Posted on 7/13/16 at 12:30 pm to LSUBFA83
When my oldest was in preschool, I got a call from his teacher asking that we tell him not to sing the chorus of Dylan's "Rainy Day Women No. 12 & 35" at school. Apparently, 5 year olds singing "I would not be so all alone...everybody must get stoned" in pre-k is not acceptable. Who knew?
Posted on 7/13/16 at 12:34 pm to madmaxvol
sparkling wiggles
Posted on 7/13/16 at 12:39 pm to kook
Mine told the nurse at the doctors office when told to have a seat on the couch "frick yo couch."
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