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Things a buzzed coworker may tell you...

Posted on 4/2/19 at 7:28 pm
Posted by TexasTiger08
Member since Oct 2006
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Posted on 4/2/19 at 7:28 pm
Having some post work drinks with some coworkers. One of them is a little too loose, and tells me that a few years ago he was screwing another coworker. This woman that he had relations with is...very large. My guess is about 3 bills.

Anywho, he proceeds to tell me that he raw-dogged it because she said she was on the pill. Apparently, that may or may not have been true as she told him she was late, took a test, and it came up positive. He said as soon as it happened, she was all for getting it ‘taken care of.’ All he had to do was pay for half, which he says he did.

I told him that I think he was screwed out of some money. He swears that it actually happened, she kept him updated throughout the procedure, that she even had to go out of town.

I don’t know whether to feel bad for him, her, or both. Not sure if I should let this change my opinion of the guy or if it’s all on her.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
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Posted on 4/2/19 at 7:30 pm to
You need to upgrade your place of employ.
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
59341 posts
Posted on 4/2/19 at 7:32 pm to
Why do you even care?
Posted by Jizzy08
Member since Aug 2008
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Posted on 4/2/19 at 7:32 pm to
Pics?
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
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Posted on 4/2/19 at 7:32 pm to

I could never work for Jenny Craig for just this exact reason. Way too tempting.
Posted by CaptainBrannigan
Good Ole Rocky Top Tennessee
Member since Jan 2010
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Posted on 4/2/19 at 7:33 pm to
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she was all for getting it ‘taken care of.’ All he had to do was pay for half


And religious nutjobs want this option to go away.


quote:

All he had to do was pay for half

I told him that I think he was screwed out of some money.


What is that about $150. Well worth it.
Posted by DollaChoppa
I Simp for ACC
Member since May 2008
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Posted on 4/2/19 at 7:34 pm to
quote:

she kept him updated throughout the procedure, that she even had to go out of town.


Right so she went on a vacation with his $
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
53809 posts
Posted on 4/2/19 at 7:34 pm to
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This woman that he had relations with is...very large. My guess is about 3 bills. 

That's a moped. You don't tell anyone about that. Rookie mistake.
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
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Posted on 4/2/19 at 7:35 pm to
You work at Wal Mart?
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 4/2/19 at 7:39 pm to
quote:


You work at Wal Mart?



Is that a question?
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
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Posted on 4/2/19 at 7:41 pm to
As the wrench turns.
Posted by Pelican fan99
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Jun 2013
39643 posts
Posted on 4/2/19 at 7:41 pm to
Man could you imagine the shame of hooking up with a 300 pound woman and getting her pregnant. I’d give up at that point
Posted by baldona
Florida
Member since Feb 2016
24440 posts
Posted on 4/2/19 at 7:46 pm to
I’m assuming Op meant coworker in a professional work place. Because I waited tables and worked as a bartender in HS through grad school until I bought a house, and those chicks are crazy.
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
53809 posts
Posted on 4/2/19 at 7:48 pm to
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Because I waited tables and worked as a bartender in HS through grad school until I bought a house, and those chicks are crazy.

Did you disclose the 300 bill ones or just kept it to yourself?
Posted by CptBengal
BR Baby
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 4/2/19 at 7:54 pm to
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Things a buzzed coworker may tell you...


i.e., tales of a Walmart breakroom
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 4/2/19 at 8:11 pm to
We surveyed 100 workers at Walmart

We need the top 5 answers to the following:

quote:

Things a buzzed coworker may tell you...
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
64638 posts
Posted on 4/2/19 at 8:13 pm to
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And religious nutjobs want this option to go away.





The mans actions are in direct contradiction of a religious society.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135024 posts
Posted on 4/2/19 at 8:17 pm to
Sounds like a solid plan. Get a guy to buy you drinks, let him raw dog you, fake pregnancy, get him to pony up for an “abortion”, take a trip on his dime.

Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
64638 posts
Posted on 4/2/19 at 8:20 pm to
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Man could you imagine the shame of hooking up with a 300 pound woman and getting her pregnant. I’d give up at that point





So you're saying you'd still go through with the 300 pounder, right?
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
85479 posts
Posted on 4/2/19 at 8:21 pm to
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