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re: The world's most eligible bachelor, the heir to the Fiat fortune finally engaged

Posted on 8/8/16 at 10:45 pm to
Posted by Soft_Parade
North Carolina Coast
Member since Sep 2005
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Posted on 8/8/16 at 10:45 pm to
Posted by JumpingTheShark
America
Member since Nov 2012
24863 posts
Posted on 8/8/16 at 10:56 pm to
quote:

If you need any evidence of how close, geographically, Italy is to the continent of Africa, look at that dudes hair.


My hair is thick like that and I have been nowhere near that shithole continent.
Posted by Pistol...2K4
25 foot assassin
Member since Jun 2004
6918 posts
Posted on 8/8/16 at 10:57 pm to
Elkann almost tossed it all away with a near-fatal overdose of cocaine and heroin downed with an alcoholic chaser while partying with Patrizia, a fifty-four year old transsexual hooker, plus two of her business associates, at her apartment in what passes for Turin’s red-light district..... fricking really?
Posted by blue_morrison
Member since Jan 2013
5961 posts
Posted on 8/8/16 at 11:16 pm to
I wonder if he knows what kind of tree that is on his arm
Posted by CtotheVrzrbck
WeWaCo
Member since Dec 2007
37538 posts
Posted on 8/8/16 at 11:58 pm to
double breasted suits
Posted by skinny domino
sebr
Member since Feb 2007
14536 posts
Posted on 8/9/16 at 12:52 am to
quote:

Some dumb shite, right here.
yep, need an interpreter for that.
Posted by Celery
Nuevo York
Member since Nov 2010
11741 posts
Posted on 8/9/16 at 1:00 am to
Time to splurge on some Botox, Lapo.
Posted by Placebeaux
Bobby Fischer Fan Club President
Member since Jun 2008
51852 posts
Posted on 8/9/16 at 5:36 am to
Fix
It
Again
Tony
Posted by Pax Regis
Alabama
Member since Sep 2007
15381 posts
Posted on 8/9/16 at 5:36 am to
He is the definition of Eurodouche.


How much Nazi war machine money do you think he's inheriting?
Posted by Placebeaux
Bobby Fischer Fan Club President
Member since Jun 2008
51852 posts
Posted on 8/9/16 at 5:39 am to
Sicilians, the Moores of Europe
Posted by Big Chipper
Charlotte, NC
Member since Sep 2008
2984 posts
Posted on 8/9/16 at 6:33 am to
Dresses like Cam Newton.
Posted by RedRifle
Austin/NO
Member since Dec 2013
8335 posts
Posted on 8/9/16 at 7:31 am to
No one dresses up like cam Newton. Cam Newton is a copycat. Euro guys and NBA guys were dressing like this before Cam showed up
Posted by lsuCJ5
Holly Springs, NC
Member since Nov 2012
1089 posts
Posted on 8/9/16 at 7:38 am to
If Fiat holds on to Chrysler, she may want to leave now because he will be broke.
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
70176 posts
Posted on 8/9/16 at 7:40 am to
looks like Boris Becker
Posted by RedRifle
Austin/NO
Member since Dec 2013
8335 posts
Posted on 8/9/16 at 10:42 am to
My man may not make it to 50.

Posted by lsuhunt555
Teakwood Village Breh
Member since Nov 2008
39043 posts
Posted on 8/9/16 at 10:43 am to
That guys looks like a douche.
Posted by tigerpawl
Can't get there from here.
Member since Dec 2003
22628 posts
Posted on 8/9/16 at 11:11 am to
They both look weird.
Posted by Codythetiger
Arkansas
Member since Nov 2006
30479 posts
Posted on 8/9/16 at 11:16 am to
He looks like Steve the Pirate from Dodgeball


Posted by GaryMyMan
Shreveport
Member since May 2007
13499 posts
Posted on 8/9/16 at 11:24 am to
quote:

His last girlfriend left him because he drives a Fiat.


He usually just gets custom made Ferraris, like this "denim edition" 599 with matte blue paint and - you guessed it - denim seats.



Or his Outdoor Board edition 458:



His grandfather had better tastes, like this one of a kind Testarosa (they never made a convertible):

This post was edited on 8/9/16 at 11:29 am
Posted by drhuggybear
Member since Mar 2009
339 posts
Posted on 8/9/16 at 11:27 am to
quote:

Next James Bond villain.


Glad I wasn't the only one that had this thought pop into their head.
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