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re: The wife getting over-weight
Posted on 4/6/16 at 10:16 pm to tiger20009
Posted on 4/6/16 at 10:16 pm to tiger20009
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Be a man and spank her fat arse every time she even thinks about eating. Not exercising? Spank the fat arse. Show her who is boss. Tell her if she doesn't lose weight and get in shape her life will be lonely and sad. Tell her she is an embarrassment to herself, her family, her god and to you. Tell her you are going to divorce her fat arse and find someone who cares enough about the relationship to take care of herself. Then spank her chubby butt again.
Not gonna lie, this post made me a little moist.
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Posted on 4/6/16 at 10:21 pm to Hot Carl
Not sure what is worse...
The OP marries a woman, implying a deep commitment, but is worried when she gains weight 'but isn't fat.'
Or the OP being married, but lacks a strong enough relationship with his wife to discuss it.
The OP marries a woman, implying a deep commitment, but is worried when she gains weight 'but isn't fat.'
Or the OP being married, but lacks a strong enough relationship with his wife to discuss it.
Posted on 4/6/16 at 10:28 pm to thickandthin
Guestimate on how much she weighs?
Posted on 4/6/16 at 10:30 pm to thickandthin
I think weight in relationship feeds of each other.
Posted on 4/6/16 at 10:33 pm to thickandthin
I tell every girl I date that if she gets chubby or fat, we're done. I work my arse off to stay in shape and so will she.
This post was edited on 4/6/16 at 10:34 pm
Posted on 4/6/16 at 10:34 pm to HoustonChick86
Op has not posted . Wonder if the fat wife saw this thread?
Posted on 4/6/16 at 10:37 pm to thickandthin
How much weight has she gained? Is it in the right places like cans and arse or in her gut? I had a girlfriend that would go up and down 25 pounds at times in the right places. It was like a new chick every six months.
Posted on 4/6/16 at 10:43 pm to Bluefin
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Let her catch you masturbating to a picture of her face photoshopped on a super model's body. It will totally frick with her head, but she'll get the idea.
Very clever.
Posted on 4/6/16 at 10:44 pm to TheOcean
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I tell every girl I date that if she gets chubby or fat, we're done.
I doubt it.
Posted on 4/6/16 at 10:47 pm to thickandthin
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She's not THAT big just bigger
Sounds like you are a shitty husband, or a great troll. Either way you suck at life.
Posted on 4/6/16 at 10:51 pm to thickandthin
You don't do anything. This is what happens to wives that don't have eating disorders or body dysmorphic syndromes. They all gain some weight. If you notice the weight gain than she's noticed for some time before you. It's on her on whether or not she wants to lose weight.
Posted on 4/6/16 at 11:54 pm to thickandthin
It's all uphill from here. Get some stirrups, a lasso, and hogtie her. Then ride her like she's a bull in the Angola prison rodeo.
Posted on 4/7/16 at 12:40 am to thickandthin
Put her on an allowance and lock the fridge
Give her carnival coupons she is allotted per day to get the key to open it and do inventory each night.
Give her carnival coupons she is allotted per day to get the key to open it and do inventory each night.
Posted on 4/7/16 at 12:43 am to GaryMyMan
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thickandthin
Wait.
You have over a thousand posts and this is your screen name. Was it all for this moment? I am so impressed.
My exact thought. I assumed this was a new handle too. Pretty awesome.
Posted on 4/7/16 at 12:45 am to Jake88
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tell every girl I date that if she gets chubby or fat, we're done.
Not quite this, but I've always made it abundantly clear how disgusted I am with fat.
Posted on 4/7/16 at 2:01 am to thickandthin
After she lose weight, shes going to build more confidence.
Then shes going to leave you.
G'luck finding a new wife.
Then shes going to leave you.
G'luck finding a new wife.
Posted on 4/7/16 at 8:49 am to lsu xman
being honest just talk to her about it. I did it, mine got pissed and said I was an a-hole but that bitch is on a diet now and was excited as hell about losing a few more pounds when she weighed in this morning.
Posted on 4/7/16 at 8:54 am to thickandthin
I tried every approach I could. After our son was born she just didn't care and wouldn't even bother even after a year. I was away for six months and she said she would and still didn't. Once I stopped bugging her she got back in the gym and things are great 
Posted on 4/7/16 at 9:10 am to thickandthin
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The wife getting over-weight
I'm sure it's been discussed innumerous times just wanted to know the popular consensus as to how discuss the issue with her. Straight forward = yell and mad. Around the edge = Let's start working out/ No answer. Help me out after the ridicule. She's not THAT big just bigger
Schedule a beach vacation.
Posted on 4/7/16 at 9:19 am to Jake88
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I doubt it.
My fiance and I have a deal for 20 years after our marriage to not exceed +20 pounds of our weight at marriage.
I told her I was going to put that shite in our contract.
This post was edited on 4/7/16 at 9:20 am
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