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The trust a fart thread reminded me of macaroni and beef night
Posted on 10/4/17 at 6:12 pm
Posted on 10/4/17 at 6:12 pm
I don't believe this guy trusts himself anymore
It's an old favorite.
A couple of weeks ago we decided to cruise out to Ryan's Steakhouse for dinner. It was a Wednesday night which means that macaroni and beef was on the hot bar, indeed the only night of the week that it is served. Wednesday night is also kid's night at Ryan's, complete with Dizzy the Clown wandering from table to table entertaining the little bastards. It may seem that the events about to be told have little connection to those two circumstances, but all will be clear in a moment.
It's an old favorite.
A couple of weeks ago we decided to cruise out to Ryan's Steakhouse for dinner. It was a Wednesday night which means that macaroni and beef was on the hot bar, indeed the only night of the week that it is served. Wednesday night is also kid's night at Ryan's, complete with Dizzy the Clown wandering from table to table entertaining the little bastards. It may seem that the events about to be told have little connection to those two circumstances, but all will be clear in a moment.
This post was edited on 10/4/17 at 6:14 pm
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Posted on 10/4/17 at 6:18 pm to Martini
Been a good ten years since I've seen this.
Oldie but goodie
Oldie but goodie
Posted on 10/4/17 at 6:20 pm to notiger1997
I'm in tears reading it and yes I guarantee it's been ten years.
Posted on 10/4/17 at 6:21 pm to Martini
"The move".....so true 
Posted on 10/4/17 at 6:27 pm to Martini
How have I never read this story before 
Glorious
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In the next several seconds, there were a handful of farts, a couple of turds, and the event ended, yet I was now sitting there with my pants full of vomit, my back covered in shite that had bounced off the toilet, spattered on three ceramic-tiled walls to a height of about five feet, and still had enough force to come back at me, covering the back of my shirt with droplets of liquid shite. All while thick shite was spread all over my arse in a ring curiously in the shape of a toilet seat.
And there was no fricking toilet paper.
Glorious
Posted on 10/4/17 at 6:41 pm to Martini
Never seen that before. That is EPIC! 
Posted on 10/4/17 at 7:16 pm to Martini
Ryan's Steakhouse
Posted on 10/4/17 at 8:03 pm to Martini
Internet Classic.
Posted on 10/4/17 at 8:04 pm to Martini
Meh....
Posted on 10/4/17 at 8:07 pm to Martini
White Jeep grand Cherokee is better
Posted on 10/4/17 at 9:56 pm to SuperSaint
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Meh....
An aristocratic Golden Corral fan.
Posted on 10/4/17 at 10:25 pm to Martini
I freaking love that story. Makes me laugh all the time. I'm immature though.
Posted on 10/4/17 at 10:48 pm to Hu_Flung_Pu
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Hu_Flung_Pu
The trust a fart thread reminded me of macaroni and beef night
I freaking love that story. Makes me laugh all the time. I'm immature though.
It was meant for you Hu.
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