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re: The rise of the “outdoor kitchen” is proof of the feminization of men
Posted on 5/29/19 at 11:25 am to Dead Man Walking
Posted on 5/29/19 at 11:25 am to Dead Man Walking
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Posted on 5/29/19 at 11:29 am to Will Cover
I don't see your woodshop behind your outdoor woman shed.
Posted on 5/29/19 at 11:30 am to theunknownknight
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You’re correct. I don’t.
But you do.
I can just see you now. In some shitty little shed, pouring sweat as you try in vain to build a birdhouse. You lift your little dumbbell and grunt so loud as you struggle With the weight.
Out the window, you look on in envy at your neighbor. He smiles in his apron as he grills beneath the shade of his outdoor kitchen. The fans waft the mouth watering scents of roasting meats and veggies. The sound of the baseball game is on the air as the tigers score another run.
His friends and family mill about with him, sharing drinks and laughing as their host happily tends the grill. Then you snort derisively about how not a man he is because he isn’t choosing your particular misery and instead chooses his own path. Not understanding that it is YOU that is weakly shackled to someone else’s opinion of what a man is. And a rather vain one at that.
This post was edited on 5/29/19 at 11:33 am
Posted on 5/29/19 at 11:30 am to theunknownknight
OP got a quote on an outdoor kitchen and is now justifying in his mind why he doesn’t need one.
Posted on 5/29/19 at 11:31 am to theunknownknight
Cooking meat over fire while drinking beer or bourbon is not unmanly. Regardless of my opinion, why are you so worry about other dudes? That’s gay.
Posted on 5/29/19 at 11:34 am to Will Cover
For real though, that backyard is fantastic. Good Job!
Posted on 5/29/19 at 11:35 am to theunknownknight
Gonna be grilling, sipping on micro brews and getting blown by my Mexican Maid while the Wife preps the Pico inside the house.
:inhales/exhales: In touch with my feminity.
:inhales/exhales: In touch with my feminity.
Posted on 5/29/19 at 11:36 am to fr33manator
That post was gayer than OP
Posted on 5/29/19 at 11:44 am to TH03
Not as gay as you sucking my balls though
Posted on 5/29/19 at 11:47 am to fr33manator
That's a gay fantasy though. You actually did type that post.
Posted on 5/29/19 at 11:53 am to theunknownknight
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Men who bitch like they're women is proof of the feminization of men
Anyway, "fixed".
Posted on 5/29/19 at 11:55 am to oleheat
Most people would agree the rise of feminent men is undeniable. They are everywhere.
And posters are coming out from everywhere all hot and bothered to cry in this thread
Thereby proving the thread
And posters are coming out from everywhere all hot and bothered to cry in this thread
Thereby proving the thread
Posted on 5/29/19 at 11:57 am to theunknownknight
He kind of hit the nail in the head. Men built shops to maintain equipment and build things that put food on the table. NOW, not everyone needs a shop. Most men don’t have equipment to maintain,and if so, can’t hardly work on it anyway. Which is another problem. Most men don’t have the skills to maintain their own basic shite like power equipment, AC, plumbing, electrical, etc.
Now OP, take a survey and ask the question, would you rather have a $40K shop equipped with 40K in tools or would you rather have a 80k outdoor kitchen?
Now OP, take a survey and ask the question, would you rather have a $40K shop equipped with 40K in tools or would you rather have a 80k outdoor kitchen?
This post was edited on 5/29/19 at 12:47 pm
Posted on 5/29/19 at 11:58 am to theunknownknight
All you did was make a bunch of awesome things like being outside, grilling, drinking beer, and watching sports sound bad. Is your husband not giving you enough attention?
Posted on 5/29/19 at 11:58 am to 14caratgoldjones
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He kind of hit the nail in the head. Men built shops to maintain equipment and build things that put food on the table. NOW, not everyone needs a shop. Most men don’t have equipment to maintain,and if so, can’t hardly work on it anyway. Which is another problem. Most men don’t have the skills to maintain their own basic shite like power equipment, AC, plumbing, electrical, etc.
Now OP, take a survey and ask the question, would you rather have a $40 shop equipped with 40K in tools or would you rather have a 80k outdoor kitchen?
This guy gets it. He has his hairy ballsack firmly in both hands
Posted on 5/29/19 at 11:59 am to GRTiger
To all the criers our there:
Would you rather have a $40 shop equipped with 40K in tools or would you rather have a 80k outdoor kitchen?
Would you rather have a $40 shop equipped with 40K in tools or would you rather have a 80k outdoor kitchen?
Posted on 5/29/19 at 12:02 pm to theunknownknight
I'd rather avoid these gay false dichotomies. 
Posted on 5/29/19 at 12:02 pm to theunknownknight
quote:
Most people would agree the rise of feminent men is undeniable. They are everywhere. And posters are coming out from everywhere all hot and bothered to cry in this thread Thereby proving the thread
I don't disagree.
Posted on 5/29/19 at 12:03 pm to theunknownknight
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Now, men build kitchens outside? Relegated to the heat watching a small 42 inch tv hooked to poor outdoor wireless speakers while drinking warm beer from a cheap outdoor “wine cooler”. Crying inside because not only do they have to work, they have to cook, clean, and can’t even sit in their recliners in the house.
If I've got TV, Grill, Beer and these...it's all good.
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