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The “Pfizer Boob Job”: A Case of Unexplained Gigantomastia

Posted on 1/4/25 at 9:05 am
Posted by coastland909
Member since Nov 2024
412 posts
Posted on 1/4/25 at 9:05 am
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Case of a 19 year-old woman experiencing significant breast hypertrophy starting 1 week after receiving the Pfizer COVID-19 vaccine in September 2022.
"The patient initially reported tingling paresthesia in her breasts, followed by sudden bilateral growth which worsened after receiving the second vaccine dose. Over 6 months, her breast size increased from a B cup to a triple G."


Posted by RummelTiger
Texas
Member since Aug 2004
91961 posts
Posted on 1/4/25 at 9:07 am to
We like Fauci now???
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
75296 posts
Posted on 1/4/25 at 9:07 am to
Finally a good reason to get the vaccine.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
68853 posts
Posted on 1/4/25 at 9:08 am to
Dem some big ole titties.
Posted by MrWhipple
West of the Mississippi
Member since Jun 2016
984 posts
Posted on 1/4/25 at 9:10 am to
Is this considered a blind link since I can’t see the nipples?
Posted by Jay31
Member since Aug 2024
213 posts
Posted on 1/4/25 at 9:10 am to
Posted by Ingeniero
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2013
20179 posts
Posted on 1/4/25 at 9:11 am to
I had the same thing happen with my penis after vaccination.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
40379 posts
Posted on 1/4/25 at 9:11 am to
Posted by Jon A thon
Member since May 2019
2130 posts
Posted on 1/4/25 at 9:12 am to
6 months to go from a B cup to that seems painful. Like skin has to be ready to burst.
Posted by Ponchy Tiger
Ponchatoula
Member since Aug 2004
47480 posts
Posted on 1/4/25 at 9:16 am to
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6 months to go from a B cup to that seems painful. Like skin has to be ready to burst.


Imagine what it did to her back. Girls that naturally develop big can have back issues, but gaining that in 6 months has to be torture.
Posted by 0x15E
Outer Space
Member since Sep 2020
14345 posts
Posted on 1/4/25 at 9:17 am to
quote:

has to be ready to burst.


Posted by RobbBobb
Matt Flynn, BCS MVP
Member since Feb 2007
31075 posts
Posted on 1/4/25 at 9:19 am to
quote:

I had the same thing happen with my penis after vaccination.

Both your balls grew 10X bigger?

Sounds awkward and painful. Anyway to surgically correct that?
Posted by WeeWee
Member since Aug 2012
42758 posts
Posted on 1/4/25 at 9:20 am to
quote:

19 year-old woman experiencing significant breast hypertrophy starting 1 week after receiving the Pfizer COVID-19 vaccine in September 2022.


quote:

Over 6 months, her breast size increased from a B cup to a triple G."


The CDC should issue a guideline to vaccinate all women who are members of the itty bitty tittie committee.
Posted by Ingeniero
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2013
20179 posts
Posted on 1/4/25 at 9:21 am to
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Both your balls grew 10X bigger?

Sounds awkward and painful. Anyway to surgically correct that?


I called up your mom and had her drain them
Posted by Bjorn Cyborg
Member since Sep 2016
31917 posts
Posted on 1/4/25 at 9:31 am to
"buys Pfizer stock"
Posted by HillabeeBaw
Hillabee Reservoir
Member since May 2023
2290 posts
Posted on 1/4/25 at 10:49 am to
Does a bra size exist for those cans? EE maybe?
Posted by Boomdaddy65201
BoCoMo
Member since Mar 2020
3444 posts
Posted on 1/4/25 at 10:52 am to
So Pfizer has conveniently transitioned from Boners to Boobs?



A convenient side-effect of a failed HBP medication was billions in Boner pill profits and a convenient side effect of a failed vaccine for a variant of the common cold could be billions in Tig Ol’ Bitties profits.

God damn, you gotta love the American way
Posted by 62Tigerfan
Member since Sep 2015
5092 posts
Posted on 1/4/25 at 11:25 am to
quote:

I had the same thing happen with my penis after vaccination.


Congratulations. All I got was an achy arm and a low grade fever for a day.
Posted by TaderSalad
mudbug territory
Member since Jul 2014
25102 posts
Posted on 1/4/25 at 11:41 am to
People still getting them clot shots?
Posted by tigerfan 64
in the LP
Member since Sep 2016
5439 posts
Posted on 1/4/25 at 11:50 am to
That's the 1st true benefit from the jab
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