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Posted on 1/31/19 at 2:25 pm to X123F45
First girlfriend at UT. I had no business having a girlfriend at the time and I was probably the shittiest bf I knew.
She was a great chick though, beautiful and a genuinely good person. After a while she realized how shitty I was and hit me with a pink slip. It fricked up my life for like 6 months. I went out like a bitch trying to get her back because I couldn't handle not being in control anymore.
It took a while but I eventually got ahold of myself and did a post-mortem on my general shittyness and how I was able to turn into such a ho at the end. I was 20 years old. That was the start of my beautiful journey to physical and psychological self-improvement.
She's the reason I'm the Pecker I am today.
She was a great chick though, beautiful and a genuinely good person. After a while she realized how shitty I was and hit me with a pink slip. It fricked up my life for like 6 months. I went out like a bitch trying to get her back because I couldn't handle not being in control anymore.
It took a while but I eventually got ahold of myself and did a post-mortem on my general shittyness and how I was able to turn into such a ho at the end. I was 20 years old. That was the start of my beautiful journey to physical and psychological self-improvement.
She's the reason I'm the Pecker I am today.
Posted on 1/31/19 at 2:27 pm to 777Tiger
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Mikey you need to start drinking more and/or working less, you usually jump right in and pick up on the sarcasm/pun and run with it, plus, shoot me that email again, nudes didn't come through
Ohhh yeaaa Well yea... I just thought you were referring to something legit I did. Never know with me.
I would never share those pics. I"m editing the post now.
Posted on 1/31/19 at 2:28 pm to mikelbr
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. Never know with me.
understatement of the internet, how do you know you weren't on Bourbon St. last weekend, btw?
Posted on 1/31/19 at 2:29 pm to Pecker
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She's the reason I'm the Pecker I am today.
She fisted you into a pink sock?
Posted on 1/31/19 at 2:30 pm to X123F45
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The one that got away
posts on TD
Posted on 1/31/19 at 2:31 pm to Slagathor
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Slagathor
The one that got away
<---- @ aol.com
Enjoy the picture of my oddly shaped penis.
Posted on 1/31/19 at 2:31 pm to X123F45
Law school girl I dated for about 6 months. Neither of use ever showed we really wanted it to go anywhere and she is married now. She was awesome and gorgeous.
Ah well, on to the next
Ah well, on to the next
Posted on 1/31/19 at 2:32 pm to X123F45
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Enjoy the picture of my oddly shaped penis.
you can email microfiche now?
Posted on 1/31/19 at 2:33 pm to 777Tiger
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you can email microfiche now?
It was actually a pictograph
Posted on 1/31/19 at 2:33 pm to mikelbr
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She fisted you into a pink sock?
The gay submissive assplay orgy scene isn't my thing so you'll have to forgive me for not understanding this reference.
Posted on 1/31/19 at 2:34 pm to Pecker
This thread started off shitty and got worse
Posted on 1/31/19 at 2:35 pm to X123F45
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It was actually a dictograph
and faxed over?
Posted on 1/31/19 at 2:35 pm to 777Tiger
Efax
My secretary is confused as hell
My secretary is confused as hell
Posted on 1/31/19 at 2:37 pm to X123F45
Met her through a friend. He liked her. So I never chased or even thought about it. Played wingman with him a lot when he hung out with her. He will be the best man when I get married so I wouldn't have made a move even if I knew honestly.
She is beautiful, conservative, was waiting til marriage, huge sports fan, and funny as shite. Was going to UF for Vet school and is now a Vet.
Either way. Connected years later turned out she was in love with me and I never knew it. It came back because I noticed she sat next to me, always asked if I was around when he called her, efc. But I was blind to it at the time. If I had caught it I would have seen if he was cool with it(he likely would have been but never asked).
That one hurts the most for sure.
She is beautiful, conservative, was waiting til marriage, huge sports fan, and funny as shite. Was going to UF for Vet school and is now a Vet.
Either way. Connected years later turned out she was in love with me and I never knew it. It came back because I noticed she sat next to me, always asked if I was around when he called her, efc. But I was blind to it at the time. If I had caught it I would have seen if he was cool with it(he likely would have been but never asked).
That one hurts the most for sure.
Posted on 1/31/19 at 2:39 pm to X123F45
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Enjoy the picture of my oddly shaped penis.
Gah, I can't believe I almost saw it. Stupid joke.
Posted on 1/31/19 at 2:40 pm to X123F45
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This thread started off shitty and got worse
Yeah it's usually not a good sign when homosexual fisting comes up
This post was edited on 1/31/19 at 2:41 pm
Posted on 1/31/19 at 2:40 pm to Slagathor
My mom and stepdad both still use aol addresses
Posted on 1/31/19 at 2:41 pm to Slagathor
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AOL isn't anyone's email address in 2019
:goestocheck/changeemailaddress
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