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re: The one that got away

Posted on 1/31/19 at 1:58 pm to
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
38223 posts
Posted on 1/31/19 at 1:58 pm to
quote:

What's your story?



she was magnificent. all 5'11" and close to 200# of her silver beauty was bending my rod mercilessly. I hooked her on "the hill" in Pine Island sound using a Threadfin Herring and she made several acrobatic leaps that would have garnered her freedom if any normal angler had hooked her. But I was no normal angler and this was no normal tarpon. As I pumped and reeled against her toned and muscular build, I knew getting her boat side was inevitable. Then from no where...


Wait are we talking about tarpon fishing or something else?
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
29994 posts
Posted on 1/31/19 at 1:59 pm to
quote:

You big fricking faq. You gotta stop being a little bitch.

The truth is nothing you would have done would have changed shite with a college girlfriend.
You were not going to be the last dick in her no matter how well you treated her.



The next dick was the last dick
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124694 posts
Posted on 1/31/19 at 1:59 pm to
Well at least you have someone in your life now that you can see a future with.

I wish you the best
Posted by IceTiger
Really hot place
Member since Oct 2007
26584 posts
Posted on 1/31/19 at 2:00 pm to
quote:

rando
quote:

 is a bitch

Upvoted for this
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
34717 posts
Posted on 1/31/19 at 2:00 pm to
Coming out of Rouses, I had one of those 2 gallon spring water fridge bottles in my basket. This hot arse blond comes to me and tells me it’s leaking, which it was. My dumb arse just says thanks and keeps going. Didn’t strike up a conversation, or even try to get her number...


Not if it was the one that got away, it was the one my dumb arse didn’t even try to start...

Oh well, married now, and very happy...
This post was edited on 1/31/19 at 2:37 pm
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 1/31/19 at 2:00 pm to
quote:

I wasn't even on Bourbon Street last weekend.

okay, the CBD then
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
39015 posts
Posted on 1/31/19 at 2:01 pm to
quote:

The next dick was the last dick


Do you feel like Good Luck Chuck?

Posted by Brazos
Member since Oct 2013
20557 posts
Posted on 1/31/19 at 2:01 pm to
Doesn’t sound like it’s funny to you.
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124694 posts
Posted on 1/31/19 at 2:01 pm to
quote:

Hey frick YOU bitch. You'd still play Pearl Harbor with me. I lay down and you blow the shite outta me.


Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
29994 posts
Posted on 1/31/19 at 2:02 pm to
quote:

Do you feel like Good Luck Chuck?




Let's not bring up the fact that situation has occurred three or four times now
Posted by Paige
Vice President of the OT
Member since Oct 2010
85640 posts
Posted on 1/31/19 at 2:02 pm to
I have never had one that got away

I’m always the break upper and the next one’s always better
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
29994 posts
Posted on 1/31/19 at 2:03 pm to
Let me know how many cats you end up with
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
39015 posts
Posted on 1/31/19 at 2:04 pm to
quote:

Let's not bring up the fact that situation has occurred three or four times now


I haven't been the last one before marriage for all, but ALL of my exes are now married. Even hookups.

I'm not sad about it, but I did notice.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 1/31/19 at 2:04 pm to
quote:

Hey frick YOU bitch. You'd still play Pearl Harbor with me. I lay down and you blow the shite outta me.

thanks guys, and keep this coming, my thesis isn't due for a couple of months, going to use anonymous names so I won't have to share royalties
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124694 posts
Posted on 1/31/19 at 2:05 pm to
Why do you enjoy breaking a guys heart?
Posted by Paige
Vice President of the OT
Member since Oct 2010
85640 posts
Posted on 1/31/19 at 2:06 pm to
I’ve been in a happy relationship for three years

Should be getting engaged soon
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
49099 posts
Posted on 1/31/19 at 2:07 pm to
quote:

The next dick was the last dick


Probably not. Shes young. He'll frick up like you and she'll take 27 new dicks from 35-50.
This post was edited on 1/31/19 at 2:08 pm
Posted by Paige
Vice President of the OT
Member since Oct 2010
85640 posts
Posted on 1/31/19 at 2:08 pm to
I never enjoyed it but I used to have a problem with losing interest after 2 years
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
49099 posts
Posted on 1/31/19 at 2:08 pm to
quote:

I’ve been in a happy relationship for three years

Should be getting engaged soon


I happened to scroll ...
This post was edited on 1/31/19 at 2:28 pm
Posted by Paige
Vice President of the OT
Member since Oct 2010
85640 posts
Posted on 1/31/19 at 2:10 pm to
Frick off

That’s a really bad memory from a bad period in my life
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