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re: The one that got away
Posted on 1/31/19 at 1:58 pm to X123F45
Posted on 1/31/19 at 1:58 pm to X123F45
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What's your story?
she was magnificent. all 5'11" and close to 200# of her silver beauty was bending my rod mercilessly. I hooked her on "the hill" in Pine Island sound using a Threadfin Herring and she made several acrobatic leaps that would have garnered her freedom if any normal angler had hooked her. But I was no normal angler and this was no normal tarpon. As I pumped and reeled against her toned and muscular build, I knew getting her boat side was inevitable. Then from no where...
Wait are we talking about tarpon fishing or something else?
Posted on 1/31/19 at 1:59 pm to mikelbr
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You big fricking faq. You gotta stop being a little bitch.
The truth is nothing you would have done would have changed shite with a college girlfriend.
You were not going to be the last dick in her no matter how well you treated her.
The next dick was the last dick
Posted on 1/31/19 at 1:59 pm to Slagathor
Well at least you have someone in your life now that you can see a future with.
I wish you the best
I wish you the best
Posted on 1/31/19 at 2:00 pm to X123F45
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rando
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is a bitch
Upvoted for this
Posted on 1/31/19 at 2:00 pm to X123F45
Coming out of Rouses, I had one of those 2 gallon spring water fridge bottles in my basket. This hot arse blond comes to me and tells me it’s leaking, which it was. My dumb arse just says thanks and keeps going. Didn’t strike up a conversation, or even try to get her number...
Not if it was the one that got away, it was the one my dumb arse didn’t even try to start...
Oh well, married now, and very happy...
Not if it was the one that got away, it was the one my dumb arse didn’t even try to start...
Oh well, married now, and very happy...
This post was edited on 1/31/19 at 2:37 pm
Posted on 1/31/19 at 2:00 pm to mikelbr
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I wasn't even on Bourbon Street last weekend.
okay, the CBD then
Posted on 1/31/19 at 2:01 pm to X123F45
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The next dick was the last dick
Do you feel like Good Luck Chuck?
Posted on 1/31/19 at 2:01 pm to rowbear1922
Doesn’t sound like it’s funny to you.
Posted on 1/31/19 at 2:01 pm to mikelbr
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Hey frick YOU bitch. You'd still play Pearl Harbor with me. I lay down and you blow the shite outta me.
Posted on 1/31/19 at 2:02 pm to Slagathor
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Do you feel like Good Luck Chuck?
Let's not bring up the fact that situation has occurred three or four times now
Posted on 1/31/19 at 2:02 pm to X123F45
I have never had one that got away
I’m always the break upper and the next one’s always better
I’m always the break upper and the next one’s always better
Posted on 1/31/19 at 2:03 pm to Paige
Let me know how many cats you end up with
Posted on 1/31/19 at 2:04 pm to X123F45
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Let's not bring up the fact that situation has occurred three or four times now
I haven't been the last one before marriage for all, but ALL of my exes are now married. Even hookups.
I'm not sad about it, but I did notice.
Posted on 1/31/19 at 2:04 pm to Walt OReilly
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Hey frick YOU bitch. You'd still play Pearl Harbor with me. I lay down and you blow the shite outta me.
thanks guys, and keep this coming, my thesis isn't due for a couple of months, going to use anonymous names so I won't have to share royalties
Posted on 1/31/19 at 2:05 pm to Paige
Why do you enjoy breaking a guys heart?
Posted on 1/31/19 at 2:06 pm to X123F45
I’ve been in a happy relationship for three years
Should be getting engaged soon
Should be getting engaged soon
Posted on 1/31/19 at 2:07 pm to X123F45
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The next dick was the last dick
Probably not. Shes young. He'll frick up like you and she'll take 27 new dicks from 35-50.
This post was edited on 1/31/19 at 2:08 pm
Posted on 1/31/19 at 2:08 pm to Walt OReilly
Posted on 1/31/19 at 2:08 pm to Paige
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I’ve been in a happy relationship for three years
Should be getting engaged soon
I happened to scroll ...
This post was edited on 1/31/19 at 2:28 pm
Posted on 1/31/19 at 2:10 pm to mikelbr
Frick off
That’s a really bad memory from a bad period in my life
That’s a really bad memory from a bad period in my life
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