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re: The normalization of slapping your wife's/girlfriend's arse every chance you get
Posted on 2/2/24 at 11:55 am to slappy dappy doo
Posted on 2/2/24 at 11:55 am to slappy dappy doo
Don’t fool yourself. They were slappin’ it while tappin’ it.
This post was edited on 2/2/24 at 11:56 am
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Posted on 2/2/24 at 12:00 pm to slappy dappy doo
quote:yeah, most people had some decorum once upon a time
I cannot for the life of me remember my parents let alone my grandparents every slapping arse
Posted on 2/2/24 at 12:03 pm to slappy dappy doo
My dad did it to my mom quite often. His favorite was when she was baking. He would get a light coat of flower on his hands then leave hand prints on her pants.
Fast forward to now. My GF gets upset if I walk by and don't grab her arse. She thinks something may be wrong.
Fast forward to now. My GF gets upset if I walk by and don't grab her arse. She thinks something may be wrong.
Posted on 2/2/24 at 12:05 pm to slappy dappy doo
Why do you think previous generations didn't slap asses of their spouses? What evidence to you have for this?
Posted on 2/2/24 at 12:05 pm to EZE Tiger Fan
quote:
Fast forward to now. My GF gets upset if I walk by and don't grab her arse. She thinks something may be wrong.
it's never enough...
Posted on 2/2/24 at 12:10 pm to slappy dappy doo
Member how in the movies and on TV that cops would slap the rear quarter of an ambulance and point them away from an incident site?
I couldn't find any reference to that on the Google machine, I'm pretty sure I didn't make it up.
They'd do it to squad cars too, especially if the perp* was in the back seat of them.
*alleged
I couldn't find any reference to that on the Google machine, I'm pretty sure I didn't make it up.
They'd do it to squad cars too, especially if the perp* was in the back seat of them.
*alleged
Posted on 2/2/24 at 12:10 pm to slappy dappy doo
Wife and I slap each others' asses all the time.
Around the house... not out in public.
Around the house... not out in public.
Posted on 2/2/24 at 12:10 pm to slappy dappy doo
quote:
So, we're my parents & grandparents in unhealthy relationships?
Yes. At least for mine.
I’m all over my wife. Nothing overt in front of the kids though.
Posted on 2/2/24 at 12:17 pm to StringedInstruments
quote:Agreed and applauded.
I’m all over my wife. Nothing overt in front of the kids though.
I was a kid once, the thought of my parents doing anything.....yuck.
We (Mrs Füt (no pics) & I) have afforded my own kids the courtesy of not having any knowledge of their parents' sex life.
Posted on 2/2/24 at 12:18 pm to slappy dappy doo
Our parents and grandparents were not as trashy as people are today.
Posted on 2/2/24 at 12:24 pm to Displaced
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Slapping your wife's arse in front of your kids is trashy and sets a terrible example.
Meh. Old house/thin walls. Plot twist.....the kids already know that I'm railing the shite out of their mother.
Posted on 2/2/24 at 12:25 pm to slappy dappy doo
60% Chance your grandmother swallowed.
Posted on 2/2/24 at 12:30 pm to slappy dappy doo
Sir Galahad certainly thought it was healthy
Posted on 2/2/24 at 12:39 pm to StringedInstruments
I think this is my husband's answer to what to do to fill his time now that the children have moved out. No empty nest syndrome
Posted on 2/2/24 at 12:40 pm to madamsquirrel
Asses have been slapped as long as there have been asses to slap.
Posted on 2/2/24 at 12:42 pm to Displaced
quote:
Slapping your wife's arse is fine.
Slapping your wife's arse in front of your kids is trashy and sets a terrible example.
A distinction should also be made between an affectionate pat on the arse in passing vs slapping.
Posted on 2/2/24 at 12:44 pm to slappy dappy doo
Bro, the 60’s and 70’s was nothing but sex sex and more sex. You don’t think there was arse slapping going on?
The 80’s and 90’s were cocaine and ecstasy, you don’t thing there was arse slapping going on??
You must be really young
The 80’s and 90’s were cocaine and ecstasy, you don’t thing there was arse slapping going on??
You must be really young
Posted on 2/2/24 at 12:44 pm to slappy dappy doo
I prefer the boob grope as I pass by my wife, but the arse slap has it's place.
Posted on 2/2/24 at 12:46 pm to HubbaBubba
Threads like this are always gross because the average wife around here is like 200 lbs
Posted on 2/2/24 at 12:47 pm to slappy dappy doo
quote:
So, we're my parents & grandparents in unhealthy relationships?
They did it. Just in their time it was considered unacceptable to show sexuality in public
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