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The nerds who hacked the pipeline are crapping their pants

Posted on 5/10/21 at 8:26 pm
Posted by Jon Ham
Member since Jun 2011
28590 posts
Posted on 5/10/21 at 8:26 pm
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The ransomware gang accused of crippling the leading U.S. fuel pipeline operator said on Monday that it never meant to create havoc, an unusual statement that experts saw as a sign the cybercriminals' scheme had gone awry.

The FBI accused the group that calls itself DarkSide of a digital extortion attempt that prompted Colonial Pipeline (COLPI.UL) to shut down its network, threatening extraordinary disruption as Colonial works to get America's biggest gasoline pipeline back online by the end of the week. read more

A terse news release posted to DarkSide's website did not directly mention Colonial Pipeline but, under the heading "About the latest news," it noted that "our goal is to make money, and not creating problems for society."


Pipeline hackers say their aim is cash, not chaos


Imagine thinking you’re just a white collar criminal/Robin Hood guy who’s essentially just stealing a few bucks from insurance companies. Your next target is an oil company, great, they have a lot of cash. You have no idea the implications of what your next hack is going to do.

Next thing you know you have every US intelligence, military, and police agency breathing down your neck. You’re no longer Bernie Madoff, you’re now Osama Bin Laden. You know it’s just a matter of minutes before some Rambo busts through your window and ends you.
Posted by rsbd
banks of the Mississippi
Member since Jan 2007
22173 posts
Posted on 5/10/21 at 8:29 pm to
No one panic the FBI is on the job......
Posted by CFDoc
Member since Jan 2013
2095 posts
Posted on 5/10/21 at 8:30 pm to
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Next thing you know you have every US intelligence, military, and police agency breathing down your neck.


Nah, I'm sure this will get blamed on white privilege. Just like everything else.
Posted by Ronaldo Burgundiaz
NWA
Member since Jan 2012
6553 posts
Posted on 5/10/21 at 8:30 pm to
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No one panic the FBI is on the job
Hope nobody at Colonial Pipeline owns a dog.
Posted by shawnlsu
Member since Nov 2011
23682 posts
Posted on 5/10/21 at 8:31 pm to
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No one panic the FBI is on the job......



Can they arrest the CIA? How about themselves?

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DarkSide

Made up out of thin air by our fedgov
This post was edited on 5/10/21 at 8:33 pm
Posted by Bunk Moreland
Member since Dec 2010
53449 posts
Posted on 5/10/21 at 8:31 pm to
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No one panic the FBI is on the job......

Posted by stout
Smoking Crack with Hunter Biden
Member since Sep 2006
167317 posts
Posted on 5/10/21 at 8:32 pm to
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No one panic the FBI is on the job......



Only if any of these darkside guys were at the Capitol on 1/6/21/ If they are Antifa, the FBI will just look the other way.
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
12526 posts
Posted on 5/10/21 at 8:33 pm to
Yeah, frick those guys. They haven’t come out of their mom’s basement in so long they forgot how society and economics works. Doesn’t matter who or how they steal that money, it’s fricking every one of us. Hope they have fun taking it where the sun don’t shine from bubba.
Posted by Lsuhoohoo
Member since Sep 2007
94555 posts
Posted on 5/10/21 at 8:33 pm to
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The FBI accused the group that calls itself DarkSide of a digital extortion attempt



So the FBI actually did it?
Posted by HogBalls
Member since Nov 2014
8591 posts
Posted on 5/10/21 at 8:33 pm to
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Colonial Pipeline

Racist
Posted by whiskey over ice
Member since Sep 2020
3265 posts
Posted on 5/10/21 at 8:34 pm to
They should just claim they did it for social justice or something
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124331 posts
Posted on 5/10/21 at 8:35 pm to
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No one panic the FBI is IN on the job......


FIFY
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
120327 posts
Posted on 5/10/21 at 8:35 pm to
They will catch them and they will all be wearing maga hats

Its a psyops false flag to further weaken the right
Posted by TidenUP
Dauphin Island
Member since Apr 2011
14434 posts
Posted on 5/10/21 at 8:36 pm to
Didn't Biden say the Russians were "somewhat responsible"?
Posted by Gaston
Dirty Coast
Member since Aug 2008
39025 posts
Posted on 5/10/21 at 8:36 pm to
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the FBI actually did it


My friend in the pipeline business said the same thing.
Posted by UndercoverBryologist
Member since Nov 2020
8077 posts
Posted on 5/10/21 at 8:36 pm to
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The nerds who hacked the pipeline are crapping their pants


President Biden is about to break it off in them.
Posted by dakarx
Member since Sep 2018
6851 posts
Posted on 5/10/21 at 8:38 pm to
Oddly, before this we've never heard of this group.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
54369 posts
Posted on 5/10/21 at 8:40 pm to
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The nerds who hacked the pipeline are crapping their pants

Sounds like they may have done them a favor. If a few shitheads in basements with computers can best top "security experts", we have bigger problems than a single gas pipeline. Hell, maybe they should hire them....like they always do in the movies and fire the useless frickers who allowed it to happen.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
68322 posts
Posted on 5/10/21 at 8:40 pm to
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quote:
DarkSide


Made up out of thin air by our fedgov
Proof?
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
54369 posts
Posted on 5/10/21 at 8:41 pm to
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Didn't Biden say the Russians were "somewhat responsible"?

Democrats have been saying that for five years now.
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