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Posted on 4/2/18 at 1:52 pm to LCA131
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Enjoy burning in hell for all of eternity, heathen.
havne't you heard? there is no hell.
Posted on 4/2/18 at 1:52 pm to NYCAuburn
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if your parents kicked you out of the house in high school for just weed, they have some issues
Step dad was tired the kid hanging around. Needed more privacy to bang that hot mom!
Posted on 4/2/18 at 1:53 pm to Roadkill Gumbo
I was three or four years old. My father tried to pull a thorn out of my foot. There I was sitting on the steps of our camp on Grand Isle. He gave the thorn a tug. I gave him a round-house, open fisted bitch punch right in his ear.
Yep, at that moment I knew I had just fricked up.
I don't remember much after that.
Yep, at that moment I knew I had just fricked up.
I don't remember much after that.
Posted on 4/2/18 at 1:54 pm to Roadkill Gumbo
If that's the worst that you did as a teenager than you were a damn saint compared to me.
Posted on 4/2/18 at 1:57 pm to SidewalkDawg
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The moment you knew you fricked up
When I opened this thread
Posted on 4/2/18 at 1:58 pm to Shwapp
Pooh started bothering about the gym eh?
Posted on 4/2/18 at 2:01 pm to ZappBrannigan
Don't touch his gosh darn honey if you know what's good for you.
Posted on 4/2/18 at 2:03 pm to tigerinthebueche
I mean I'm sure it stung your pops to get a box in the ear, but a guy has to have a pussy in his boxers to not laugh or play that off.
Posted on 4/2/18 at 2:03 pm to Roadkill Gumbo
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Religious parents don't tolerate the devil's work in their house. That's the polite way of saying it.
I never understand the logic of people who hide behind their religion as an explanation for their actions.
Doesn’t Christianity teach that we should forgive and help those that have fallen off the path of enlightenment?
It certainly doesn’t teach to abandon those who have fallen from grace and toss them out like trash.
Not all religious people are bad but I find those who justify their harsh or intolerant actions by claiming them as their beliefs are usually nuts and some of the worst people you will ever meet.
Posted on 4/2/18 at 2:35 pm to Bert Macklin FBI
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Doesn’t Christianity teach that we should forgive and help those that have fallen off the path of enlightenment?
A couple of weeks after my dismissal from the household, me and my mom had a long sit down talk about things and she forgave me for all that had happened, but I didn't want to go back. I couldn't live underneath her rules anymore, but I don't fault her for laying down the law on me, I needed something like that to happen to straighten my dumb arse up.
Posted on 4/2/18 at 2:48 pm to Roadkill Gumbo
quote:She sounds like a wonderful lady.
A couple of weeks after my dismissal from the household, me and my mom had a long sit down talk about things and she forgave me for all that had happened, but I didn't want to go back. I couldn't live underneath her rules anymore, but I don't fault her for laying down the law on me, I needed something like that to happen to straighten my dumb arse up.
And exactly what I mean by that is she made wonderful noises when you hit her backstop.
I can remember a car wreck where It seemed like time slowed waaaay down and right before impact I thought to myself, “Aw shite, this is going to hurt.”
Wasn’t too bad actually.
Posted on 4/2/18 at 2:51 pm to soccerfüt
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exactly what I mean by that is she made wonderful noises when you hit her backstop.
This seems vague. Is this vulgar? "hit her backstop".. Did she have a playground?
Posted on 4/2/18 at 2:58 pm to LCA131
Her name was Marcie.
I smell sex & candy here.
I smell sex & candy here.
Posted on 4/2/18 at 3:20 pm to Roadkill Gumbo
The one time I put the pussy on a pedestal
Posted on 4/2/18 at 3:32 pm to Roadkill Gumbo
but did they at least have common decency enough to give you your weed back? or were they total dicks and destroyed your weed and still kicked you out?
the right to destroy your weed ends the minute they kick you out so it should be returned or not kick you out, they dont have the right to do both of assuming ownership of your property and kick you out at the same time
the right to destroy your weed ends the minute they kick you out so it should be returned or not kick you out, they dont have the right to do both of assuming ownership of your property and kick you out at the same time
Posted on 4/2/18 at 3:32 pm to Winston Cup
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did they give your weed back?
Hell no, my stepfather probably smoked it
Posted on 4/2/18 at 3:38 pm to crimsonsaint
My parents would have been more pissed about cigarettes. A lot of lung cancer in my family. I got caught with weed plenty of times
Posted on 4/2/18 at 3:58 pm to Roadkill Gumbo
Mom came in the back of the house, I'm blind drunk playing Xbox at 8 pm. On a Monday. In 9th grade. On like 9 woodchucks.
She made me go to school the next day and she moved out a month later.
She made me go to school the next day and she moved out a month later.
Posted on 4/2/18 at 4:01 pm to Roadkill Gumbo
Well you ended up on the OT so you have officially hit rock bottom.
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