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The internet is evil and knows your every thought.
Posted on 2/7/20 at 8:36 am
Posted on 2/7/20 at 8:36 am
I texted a friend and mentioned that I was constipated. I immediately started getting ads for laxatives. At least 5 different ones.
I am creeped out by this, although I may try one of these exciting products.
I am creeped out by this, although I may try one of these exciting products.
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Posted on 2/7/20 at 8:37 am to Slippy
Ohh google knows your thoughts baw
Posted on 2/7/20 at 8:37 am to Slippy
quote:
I texted a friend and mentioned that I was constipated
Not so subtle way to see if he was down to ream you out.
Posted on 2/7/20 at 8:37 am to Slippy
Why are you texting a friend about this?
Posted on 2/7/20 at 8:38 am to Slippy
I was just telling someone the other day that I will start typing some random search in google and it will complete my thought.
Weird arse stuff I tell ya
Weird arse stuff I tell ya
Posted on 2/7/20 at 8:39 am to Slippy
Weird thing to text people.
Posted on 2/7/20 at 8:39 am to Slippy
quote:I've decided that you are a shite poster
Slippy
Posted on 2/7/20 at 8:40 am to Slippy
quote:
I texted a friend and mentioned that I was constipated
that was your excuse to his "u up" text, eh?
Posted on 2/7/20 at 8:41 am to Rouge
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I've decided that you are a shite poster
germans
Posted on 2/7/20 at 8:41 am to Slippy
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constipated
prayers sent
Posted on 2/7/20 at 8:46 am to Slippy
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I texted a friend and mentioned that I was constipated
Did your friend recognize your “cry for help”?
Posted on 2/7/20 at 8:49 am to The Torch
Word prediction for the average person proves we aren't unique snowflakes.
This is also why sexbots will work. And then go Ex Machina.
This is also why sexbots will work. And then go Ex Machina.
Posted on 2/7/20 at 9:29 am to Slippy
I guess when you don't know how shite works it can be scary.
Posted on 2/7/20 at 9:34 am to Slippy
They have really good algorithms to anticipate what you may like based on other things people like that also like the same things you like. I get ads for stuff I never even knew I needed but then I see it and think damn that would be a great product. All about self control though.
Posted on 2/7/20 at 9:35 am to jlovel7
quote:
They have really good algorithms to anticipate what you may like based on other things people like that also like the same things you like. I get ads for stuff I never even knew I needed but then I see it and think damn that would be a great product. All about self control though.
This /thread.
Posted on 2/7/20 at 9:35 am to Slippy
Google doesn't understand me.
I get lots of dog food ads.
I don't have a dog. I don't like dogs. I've never searched for anything dog related. I don't like dog food.
I get lots of dog food ads.
I don't have a dog. I don't like dogs. I've never searched for anything dog related. I don't like dog food.
Posted on 2/7/20 at 9:36 am to Slippy
My pregnant sister in law called me one day and mentioned she was obsessed with ____ pickles.
We end the call, I get on the FB app and what’s the first ad on my timeline? Pickles. I’ve never once googled pickles.
I nearly deleted FB after that. I didn’t, but I still sort of want to now.
We end the call, I get on the FB app and what’s the first ad on my timeline? Pickles. I’ve never once googled pickles.
I nearly deleted FB after that. I didn’t, but I still sort of want to now.
Posted on 2/7/20 at 9:37 am to TulaneLSU
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I don't like dogs.
Rex always knew this.
It's why he urinated on your favorite blanket.
Posted on 2/7/20 at 9:37 am to Slippy
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I texted a friend and mentioned that I was constipated
Not odd at all
Posted on 2/7/20 at 9:38 am to Slippy
Apple/android use your google searches, texts, emails, calls...whatever they can and sell it to the highest bidder.
All of those disclaimers you click through when you get a new phone should detail this.
All of those disclaimers you click through when you get a new phone should detail this.
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