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The Fat Person's Guide to Facesitting

Posted on 2/10/19 at 9:51 am
Posted by CommoDawg
Member since Jun 2015
2322 posts
Posted on 2/10/19 at 9:51 am
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After years of exhilarating, underwhelming, and experimental fat sex, I have come to this conclusion: I love facesitting. For the uninitiated, facesitting is the act of sitting on a person’s face. To be frank, it’s one of the best orgasms I’ve ever had.

As a fat woman, I’ve experienced hang-ups about my naked body and sex. I questioned if I could even try something like facesitting. When I started having sex, I didn’t let anyone touch my belly—so the thought of wrapping my thighs around someone’s head and squatting down on them seemed like something for other people, not me. My insecurities stemmed from within. I would stare at my naked body in a mirror and ask myself: Am I too fat to try this specific sex act? Will I crush my partner?




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My body is lush, plush, cozy, and comfy," Siegel says. "I deserve mind-blowing orgasms just as much as anyone else and—I make sure I get them.”
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
33882 posts
Posted on 2/10/19 at 9:52 am to
That’s it, I’m done with the OT for today
Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
Sparta, Greece
Member since Mar 2008
69557 posts
Posted on 2/10/19 at 9:53 am to
frick you, OP.
Posted by LintLicker
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2017
609 posts
Posted on 2/10/19 at 9:53 am to
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 2/10/19 at 9:54 am to
thanks, just getting ready for waffles and mimosas
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
49696 posts
Posted on 2/10/19 at 9:54 am to
quote:

My body is lush, plush, cozy, and comfy," Siegel says. "I deserve mind-blowing orgasms just as much as anyone else and—I make sure I get them.”


She could get that with a paddle bit and a battery drill.

That said I’d hit it-with goggles and a snorkel.
Posted by dbuchanon
Member since Nov 2014
21044 posts
Posted on 2/10/19 at 9:55 am to
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CommoDawg

:ban: :ban: :ban:
Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 2/10/19 at 9:55 am to
Well Happy Sunday to you too!

Posted by diat150
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2005
48168 posts
Posted on 2/10/19 at 9:56 am to
quote:

As a fat woman, I’ve experienced hang-ups about my naked body and sex


Yeah well a great way to make sure your sex partner is never heard from again is to face sit on them at your size.
Posted by DarthRebel
Tier Five is Alive
Member since Feb 2013
26098 posts
Posted on 2/10/19 at 9:58 am to
Posted by DeafJam73
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
19122 posts
Posted on 2/10/19 at 10:00 am to
quote:

My body is lush, plush, cozy, and comfy," Siegel says. "I deserve mind-blowing orgasms just as much as anyone else and—I make sure I get them.”


Yeah, well enjoy diabetes and death in your 50’s.
Posted by Kentucker
Rabbit Hash, KY
Member since Apr 2013
20055 posts
Posted on 2/10/19 at 10:04 am to
Ew.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 2/10/19 at 10:05 am to
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Ew.

looks like John Candy's sister, or daughter
Posted by poochie
Houma, la
Member since Apr 2007
6765 posts
Posted on 2/10/19 at 10:07 am to
She’s fat which inherently makes her an expert at sitting.
Posted by PipelineBaw
TX
Member since Jan 2019
1422 posts
Posted on 2/10/19 at 10:07 am to
Nothing like barfing up coffee and bacon on a Sunday morning
Posted by philly444
stuck in contraflow
Member since Nov 2008
12405 posts
Posted on 2/10/19 at 10:08 am to
Everyone thinks they’re entitled to shite that they’re not fit for
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 2/10/19 at 10:09 am to
quote:

Everyone thinks they’re entitled to shite that they’re not fit for

it's ruined the flight attendant ranks
Posted by Meauxjeaux
102836 posts including my alters
Member since Jun 2005
47429 posts
Posted on 2/10/19 at 10:09 am to
I’s ready

Posted by Belly
Member since Dec 2016
246 posts
Posted on 2/10/19 at 10:13 am to
WNLSOMF
Posted by SECdragonmaster
Order of the Dragons
Member since Dec 2013
17457 posts
Posted on 2/10/19 at 10:18 am to
She looks like she has more than a few Twix up her sleeves for bedroom adventures.
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