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The Fat Person's Guide to Facesitting
Posted on 2/10/19 at 9:51 am
Posted on 2/10/19 at 9:51 am
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After years of exhilarating, underwhelming, and experimental fat sex, I have come to this conclusion: I love facesitting. For the uninitiated, facesitting is the act of sitting on a person’s face. To be frank, it’s one of the best orgasms I’ve ever had.
As a fat woman, I’ve experienced hang-ups about my naked body and sex. I questioned if I could even try something like facesitting. When I started having sex, I didn’t let anyone touch my belly—so the thought of wrapping my thighs around someone’s head and squatting down on them seemed like something for other people, not me. My insecurities stemmed from within. I would stare at my naked body in a mirror and ask myself: Am I too fat to try this specific sex act? Will I crush my partner?
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My body is lush, plush, cozy, and comfy," Siegel says. "I deserve mind-blowing orgasms just as much as anyone else and—I make sure I get them.”
Posted on 2/10/19 at 9:52 am to CommoDawg
That’s it, I’m done with the OT for today
Posted on 2/10/19 at 9:54 am to CommoDawg
thanks, just getting ready for waffles and mimosas
Posted on 2/10/19 at 9:54 am to CommoDawg
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My body is lush, plush, cozy, and comfy," Siegel says. "I deserve mind-blowing orgasms just as much as anyone else and—I make sure I get them.”
She could get that with a paddle bit and a battery drill.
That said I’d hit it-with goggles and a snorkel.
Posted on 2/10/19 at 9:55 am to CommoDawg
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CommoDawg
:ban: :ban: :ban:
Posted on 2/10/19 at 9:55 am to CommoDawg
Well Happy Sunday to you too!
Posted on 2/10/19 at 9:56 am to CommoDawg
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As a fat woman, I’ve experienced hang-ups about my naked body and sex
Yeah well a great way to make sure your sex partner is never heard from again is to face sit on them at your size.
Posted on 2/10/19 at 10:00 am to CommoDawg
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My body is lush, plush, cozy, and comfy," Siegel says. "I deserve mind-blowing orgasms just as much as anyone else and—I make sure I get them.”
Yeah, well enjoy diabetes and death in your 50’s.
Posted on 2/10/19 at 10:05 am to Kentucker
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Ew.
looks like John Candy's sister, or daughter
Posted on 2/10/19 at 10:07 am to CommoDawg
She’s fat which inherently makes her an expert at sitting.
Posted on 2/10/19 at 10:07 am to CommoDawg
Nothing like barfing up coffee and bacon on a Sunday morning
Posted on 2/10/19 at 10:08 am to CommoDawg
Everyone thinks they’re entitled to shite that they’re not fit for
Posted on 2/10/19 at 10:09 am to philly444
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Everyone thinks they’re entitled to shite that they’re not fit for
it's ruined the flight attendant ranks
Posted on 2/10/19 at 10:18 am to CommoDawg
She looks like she has more than a few Twix up her sleeves for bedroom adventures.
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