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re: The Fat Person's Guide to Facesitting

Posted on 2/10/19 at 10:21 am to
Posted by Jack Daniel
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Posted on 2/10/19 at 10:21 am to
But what about the person she suffocates?
Posted by Pecker
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Posted on 2/10/19 at 10:22 am to
quote:

I love facesitting. For the uninitiated, facesitting is the act of sitting on a person’s face. To be frank, it’s one of the best orgasms I’ve ever had.

quote:

"I deserve mind-blowing orgasms just as much as anyone else and—I make sure I get them.”


If you completely ignore the part where she's a beefed up land whale, there are some basic things we agree on here
Posted by Legion of Doom
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Posted on 2/10/19 at 10:27 am to
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Twix up her sleeve


I see what you did there
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
64637 posts
Posted on 2/10/19 at 10:30 am to
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As a fat woman, I’ve experienced hang-ups about my naked body and sex.


Oh no shite, huh?
This post was edited on 2/10/19 at 10:31 am
Posted by Huey Lewis
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Posted on 2/10/19 at 10:35 am to
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This post was edited on 9/26/20 at 12:52 am
Posted by Joshjrn
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Member since Dec 2008
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Posted on 2/10/19 at 10:43 am to
The world has more 3s than 10s. As long as one's expectations are reasonable, there's no reason the overwhelming majority of people shouldn't be getting their rocks off on a regular basis.

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Posted by LSUAlum2001
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Posted on 2/10/19 at 11:27 am to
Posted by LSUAlum2001
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Posted on 2/10/19 at 11:28 am to
quote:

But what about the person she suffocates?


There was a CSI episode with this exact outcome years ago.
Posted by Geauxtiga
No man's land
Member since Jan 2008
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Posted on 2/10/19 at 11:30 am to
Banworhty.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
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Posted on 2/10/19 at 11:35 am to
Op is fat
Posted by geauxtigahs87
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2008
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Posted on 2/10/19 at 11:35 am to
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I would stare at my naked body in a mirror and ask myself: Am I too fat to try this specific sex act? Will I crush my partner?

Yes
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 2/10/19 at 11:55 am to
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The world has more 3s than 10s. As long as one's expectations are reasonable, there's no reason the overwhelming majority of people shouldn't be getting their rocks off on a regular basis.



This assumes sex is just sex and we know that's almost never the case with women.

Many times the juice isnt worth the squeeze, even if it's a 6 or more.
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
68469 posts
Posted on 2/10/19 at 11:57 am to

Yum. Bet it tastes like a lemon icebox pie.
Posted by Tester1216
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Member since Jul 2018
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Posted on 2/10/19 at 11:59 am to


Sicko
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
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Posted on 2/10/19 at 12:00 pm to
She's standing in front of a life-size replica of her snatch.
Posted by thelawnwranglers
Member since Sep 2007
42508 posts
Posted on 2/10/19 at 12:01 pm to
This is more than thick

Pass
Posted by doublecutter
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Posted on 2/10/19 at 12:01 pm to
Posted by LSUTigersVCURams
Member since Jul 2014
21940 posts
Posted on 2/10/19 at 12:02 pm to
I can only get so erect.
Posted by Centinel
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Posted on 2/10/19 at 12:06 pm to
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
74547 posts
Posted on 2/10/19 at 12:09 pm to
quote:

Am I too fat to try this specific sex act? Will I crush my partner?


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