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re: The Fat Person's Guide to Facesitting
Posted on 2/10/19 at 12:11 pm to CommoDawg
Posted on 2/10/19 at 12:11 pm to CommoDawg
She is obviously too fat to know for sure if she wipes all the doodoo after a dump. And some guy is gonna let this fat girl, or really any fatty, sit on their face? 100% sure that the one she sits on has skid marks on his face or dingleberries in his beard. So many questions that I shouldn’t want to know yet really want to know.
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Posted on 2/10/19 at 12:12 pm to CommoDawg
quote:
My body is lush, plush, cozy, and comfy
So are bean bags
Posted on 2/10/19 at 12:29 pm to fillmoregandt
“I used to be scared that I was going to literally kill someone,” 28-year-old Toronto resident Rachel Matheson tells me. “Then I realized that if a man dies while his face is being sat on, he died doing what he loved.”
Posted on 2/10/19 at 12:54 pm to CommoDawg
The sex is underwhelming because your fat belly is shortening his pork sword.
Posted on 2/10/19 at 12:55 pm to CommoDawg
Yeah I’m not touching her
I’m chiseled, divorced, and almost 40. I deserve orgasms as well
I’m chiseled, divorced, and almost 40. I deserve orgasms as well
Posted on 2/10/19 at 1:01 pm to Soup Sammich
She’s not that fat
Posted on 2/10/19 at 1:09 pm to Huey Lewis
Posted on 2/10/19 at 1:09 pm to CommoDawg
Posted on 2/10/19 at 1:21 pm to CommoDawg
quote:Yes
Am I too fat to try this specific sex act?
quote:Yes
Will I crush my partner?
Posted on 2/10/19 at 1:35 pm to SECdragonmaster
quote:
sleeves
is this slang for fat folds?
Posted on 2/10/19 at 1:44 pm to CommoDawg
quote:
the thought of wrapping my thighs around someone’s head and squatting down on them seemed like something for other people
Posted on 2/10/19 at 1:54 pm to CommoDawg
She is gross as frick
Posted on 2/10/19 at 1:54 pm to lsucoonass
She’s a hog
Posted on 2/10/19 at 2:00 pm to 777Tiger
Who doesn't love crispy bacon?
Posted on 2/10/19 at 2:01 pm to Sao
Baw please! : 
Posted on 2/10/19 at 2:05 pm to 777Tiger
Just look at that creamy pork belly. Umami.
Or, oooh mommy
Or, oooh mommy
This post was edited on 2/10/19 at 2:09 pm
Posted on 2/10/19 at 2:53 pm to 777Tiger
She is
But she’s not my 600 lb life fat either
She still fat enough to wash her own arse and not have dingleberries
Iwnhi. But to say she’s more than 3 bills, I don’t think so
But she’s not my 600 lb life fat either
She still fat enough to wash her own arse and not have dingleberries
Iwnhi. But to say she’s more than 3 bills, I don’t think so
Posted on 2/10/19 at 3:23 pm to udtiger
Correct
Posted on 2/10/19 at 3:49 pm to SECdragonmaster
What have men become these days?
She s a big girl but not near 2FtF
Sounds like we have a bunch of figs who try and cover it with "I only do dimes"
If you are a heterosexual male the first rule is "A hard dick has no conscious"
She s a big girl but not near 2FtF
Sounds like we have a bunch of figs who try and cover it with "I only do dimes"
If you are a heterosexual male the first rule is "A hard dick has no conscious"
Posted on 2/10/19 at 3:53 pm to lsucoonass
Your fat standard is 300 pounds?
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