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The Emerging Fetish of Laying Alien Eggs Inside Yourself
Posted on 5/5/19 at 7:33 pm
Posted on 5/5/19 at 7:33 pm
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The Ovipositor lays gelatin eggs in the body cavity of your choice. Fans say the sensation of mushy extraterrestrial ovum slopping out of them is a real treat.
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The owner of Primal Hardwere is a man who insisted I refer to him only as LoneWolf. A Native American of indeterminate age, he apparently was apparently a builder, fast-food dude, fashion model, church organist, butcher, and veterinary student at the University of New Hampshire before deciding: I want to make enormous egg-laying alien dicks.
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There are different perspectives of everything, and Ovipositors are no exception. Many like to envision an alien creature that wants its eggs inside you. It can be a little intimidating or off-putting to those who do not fantasize about being the willing or unwilling host of alien beings inside them. It blurs the line of our own humanity to find sexual pleasure with something that is so far from human, and for some, just talking about it gets them wet.
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Posted on 5/5/19 at 7:34 pm to JOJO Hammer
That looks like a penis laying eggs
Posted on 5/5/19 at 7:36 pm to JOJO Hammer
Posted on 5/5/19 at 7:36 pm to JOJO Hammer
When they asked for a mold of my penis I had no idea they would be using it for that
Posted on 5/5/19 at 7:36 pm to JOJO Hammer
Sounds like the government is trying to ready the population for our new overlords
Posted on 5/5/19 at 7:36 pm to JOJO Hammer
Finally a thread that makes the people of BR look normal
Posted on 5/5/19 at 7:37 pm to JOJO Hammer
People ae unbelievably stupid.
Posted on 5/5/19 at 7:38 pm to JOJO Hammer
Watched one of these the other day. It was okay. Did the job
Posted on 5/5/19 at 7:38 pm to JOJO Hammer
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It blurs the line of our own humanity to find sexual pleasure with something that is so far from human, and for some, just talking about it gets them wet.
Posted on 5/5/19 at 7:38 pm to Tyga Woods
quote:You were the 1:10 scale model.
When they asked for a mold of my penis I had no idea they would be using it for that
Posted on 5/5/19 at 7:44 pm to stniaSxuaeG
If folks stick a live gerbil up their butt this seems a bit tame.
Posted on 5/5/19 at 7:48 pm to Cheese Grits
Let that little rascal nibble on my a-hole
Posted on 5/5/19 at 7:56 pm to OWLFAN86
quote:FIFY
Finally a thread that I can get my behind behind
Posted on 5/5/19 at 8:12 pm to JOJO Hammer
Posted on 5/5/19 at 8:26 pm to JOJO Hammer
Lets be honest.
Who hasn’t thought of a giant alien plant dildo rammed up their poop chute with some soft gelatinous eggs placed in your sigmoid colon?
It’s about time this product was invented for the masses.
Who hasn’t thought of a giant alien plant dildo rammed up their poop chute with some soft gelatinous eggs placed in your sigmoid colon?
It’s about time this product was invented for the masses.
This post was edited on 5/5/19 at 8:27 pm
Posted on 5/5/19 at 8:28 pm to JOJO Hammer
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a man who insisted I refer to him only as LoneWolf
This guy has singlehandedly been responsible for several of the Muslim terror attacks in the last few years. If this reporter was a patriot they’d turn his gps coordinates over to the military.
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