re: The Damnedest Sight You've Ever Seen?

I got run over by a reindeer.

(Technically, my right hand got run over by a reindeer, followed by this sleigh-type thing it was pulling.)

I couldn’t get up. Not because my hand was hurting (though it was) but because I couldn’t stop laughing about my situation and that stupid song.

Woman in a Miata got t-boned by a Suburban. It completely took off the back portion of the car. It was just her, the seat, and the wall behind the seat left.

I ran up to the car to check on her. Within those 15 seconds, she had a knot the size of a baseball growing out of her forehead.

Other than the window where her head hit and the trunk, the car was undamaged

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Saw a pretty enormous UFO once

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Same, Boxing Day, near Hadrian's Wall 1998...
Between Bardon Mill and Haydon Bridge from 5:22 until 5:26...

Could be been man made, but it flew without noise, put off enough light where I could see in the fog...and was massive. Also flew away from 30-40 mph to hundreds of mph in seconds.
Stayed the night in Jedburgh before moving onto Scotland (Edinburgh) for new years.

Also saw Hadrian's Wall...lol

I was walking home from work, listening to music
and not paying attention to anything. As I was taking a break at a bus stop,
a girl in a bus nearby started screaming. I looked back and saw
her pointing out the window, and I followed her stare. Out in an
unfenced yard were three guys. Two of them standing, one of them was on the ground bloody.
The taller of the two men had a baseball bat and was
about ready to smash it into his head again, when they realized a whole
busload of people were looking at them. As the bus driver radioed in the
10111 call, the other man, who hadnt been doing anything, took a pistol
out of his pocket and shot the guy in the head. At this point the whole
bus was in shock and glued to the morbid scene. The two men got into a
car and sped off. When I came home I was visibly shaken. I told my mom
what I had just seen. Then she got scared, she said "You're moving
with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and when
it came near, the license plate said "Fresh" and it had dice in the
mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought
"Nah, forget it, Yo homes, to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about
seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby, "Yo homes, smell ya later!" I
looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the
prince of Bel-Air

Two dogs humping through a chain link fence.

So I jump ship in Hong Kong and I make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas.

A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-lagunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

Underrated shite post.

Are you a grandma? That would make the story better for me.

It's on Netflix!!!

It's the little things in life isn't it?