The art of the kill-How do you pick up a chick?

Take him to a rub and tug. At least he'll get some relief

Tell him to go and take dance lessons. Then hit all the clubs in the area. Chicks will flock to him

Walk up to her, say hi and tell her your name, and if she tells you hers ask her if she wants to hold your hand.

With that kind of desperation, there is no hope

So you're asking for yourself, loser

Ok I will play.. tell him to go to Wal-Mart walk around hit on anything that he's 80 percent is a woman if he doesn't get lucky he may need to be gay but tell him not to kill himself there's worse I'm told

Go to the gym religiously
Get swole
Get a half sleeve at minimum
Wear little tiny muscle shirts everywhere
Buy a bunch of flat bills
Go to the clubs religiously
Start saying words like "fam"
Tweet out all your posing in the mirror gym pics
When girls start inevitably paying attention to him, treat them like shite. The more you treat em like shite the more they'll come.

He'll be beating em off with a stick in no time.