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re: The art of the kill-How do you pick up a chick?
Posted on 9/8/17 at 9:33 pm to TigerBait2008
Posted on 9/8/17 at 9:33 pm to TigerBait2008
1. don't take yourself too seriously. way too many people don't know how to laugh at themselves. girls like fun. be fun. i mean i'm not ugly at all in fact women tell me i'm very handsome but my fiancee is WAAAY out of my league lol and everyone asks me how I locked her up, I make her laugh. she said i'm the silliest person she's ever met
2. be clear in what you want. don't try to avoid getting rejected. too many guys go up to women and be talking and just prolonging shite hoping to not get shot down then hope s omething happens,. if you like a woman tell her you like her and you you want dat arse. either she down or she ain't., if she ain't move on. it's a numbers game at the end of the day.
3. as cliche as it sounds, you have to have inner confidence in yoruself in something. even if it's not women. you got to like the person you see in the mirror. until you do this, you will self sabbatoage every meaningful relationship you will ever have
2. be clear in what you want. don't try to avoid getting rejected. too many guys go up to women and be talking and just prolonging shite hoping to not get shot down then hope s omething happens,. if you like a woman tell her you like her and you you want dat arse. either she down or she ain't., if she ain't move on. it's a numbers game at the end of the day.
3. as cliche as it sounds, you have to have inner confidence in yoruself in something. even if it's not women. you got to like the person you see in the mirror. until you do this, you will self sabbatoage every meaningful relationship you will ever have
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Posted on 9/8/17 at 9:34 pm to rebeloke
I show her some of your threads, she looks past the sleeves of black and gray satanic tattoos and years of an obvious blackened hate filled heart..and that act alone, automatically bumps me up a few points in her opinion.
Posted on 9/8/17 at 9:46 pm to rebeloke
I don't know how that works and haven't for the past 5-6 years
Posted on 9/8/17 at 9:47 pm to rebeloke
My go to is usually chloroform. Haven't had one turn me down ywt. 
Posted on 9/8/17 at 9:48 pm to rebeloke
Tell him stories about your life. He'll realize his life isn't that bad, and suicide will be of the table.
Posted on 9/8/17 at 9:50 pm to rebeloke
cmon man i told you not to tell everybody
Posted on 9/8/17 at 9:50 pm to rebeloke
Size Matters
Posted on 9/8/17 at 9:54 pm to rebeloke
quote:
pick up a chick?
I knew a player one time who was the most unlikely guy you've ever seen. Like 5'4". Overweight. Balding. And he ran a gas station. But he never married, and he was always running around with women. Young, old, married, single. He slayed em.
His motto:
"Treat the whores like Queens, and the Queens like whores, and you'll always have plenty of both."
This post was edited on 9/8/17 at 9:54 pm
Posted on 9/8/17 at 9:54 pm to rebeloke
Drop everything an concentrate on making money!
Everything else will take care of itself
It is all about zeros and commas
Everything else will take care of itself
It is all about zeros and commas
Posted on 9/8/17 at 10:13 pm to rebeloke
Tell him to hit on all of them, if he picks up on 3 out of 10 that's like hitting 300 in the majors...
Posted on 9/8/17 at 10:25 pm to rebeloke
quote:
The art of the kill-How do you pick up a chick?
By the hair
Posted on 9/8/17 at 10:27 pm to rebeloke
1. Be attractive
2. Don't be unattractive
2. Don't be unattractive
Posted on 9/8/17 at 10:32 pm to rebeloke
Porn and some Kleenex are the way to go. Women are trouble and quite frankly annoying. If he's looking for companionship he should get a dog. Porn doesn't talk all the damn time. Porn doesn't nag. Porn doesn't have a mother that judges every move you make. Porn doesn't frick Jody while you're at work.
Although, porn doesn't make sandwiches so it's kind of a toss up....
Although, porn doesn't make sandwiches so it's kind of a toss up....
Posted on 9/8/17 at 10:43 pm to rebeloke
"Hey, nice shoes, wanna frick?"
I hear this has a surprisingly high success rate (like 1 in 6). I'm happily married, but I would definitely try this if I weren't and back in the market for whatever reason.
I hear this has a surprisingly high success rate (like 1 in 6). I'm happily married, but I would definitely try this if I weren't and back in the market for whatever reason.
Posted on 9/8/17 at 10:55 pm to Ace Midnight
Go for the ugly ones
Posted on 9/9/17 at 2:57 am to Jimbo21165
I'm the op's friend irl. I slay pussy like the shite is going extinct. The op, on the other hand, couldn't frick the fat cousin at a bachelorette party.
For years, our group has tried to figure out why Jas...sorry...op cannot get laid, but we have run out of ideas. We used to think it was bc of his nickname. In our small town, everybody has heard the story about how "Shivers" got the name Shivers, but my boy can't get laid out of town either. And none of those bitches know that we call him shivers bc that's what his v card swiper said he looked like he was doing when he was hi...grinding on her from behind.
So, if you don't mind, can the ot try to be serious with their advice? He's already been caught jerking off in his truck at Rite Aid, making inappropriate comments to a local teenager that rides the short bus to the alternative school, and leaving his mom's storage building with a heavy stench of peanut butter.
And Sadie is the sweetest Corgi that you'll ever meet, so this isn't a laughing matter.
Tia. WwJd?
For years, our group has tried to figure out why Jas...sorry...op cannot get laid, but we have run out of ideas. We used to think it was bc of his nickname. In our small town, everybody has heard the story about how "Shivers" got the name Shivers, but my boy can't get laid out of town either. And none of those bitches know that we call him shivers bc that's what his v card swiper said he looked like he was doing when he was hi...grinding on her from behind.
So, if you don't mind, can the ot try to be serious with their advice? He's already been caught jerking off in his truck at Rite Aid, making inappropriate comments to a local teenager that rides the short bus to the alternative school, and leaving his mom's storage building with a heavy stench of peanut butter.
And Sadie is the sweetest Corgi that you'll ever meet, so this isn't a laughing matter.
Tia. WwJd?
Posted on 9/9/17 at 3:58 am to TSLG
also and i thought this went without saying, but reading some of the responses and just knowing the OT in general, stop being so fricking hateful and negative.
IRL, women, shite really people in general, don't want to hear your opinions on BLM, trump, religion, people don't like it when you make everyone around you uncomfortable by putting people down. Don't talk about people. You'll notice I rarely if ever talk down to people or am negative i'm a very happy go lucky person IRL.
IRL, women, shite really people in general, don't want to hear your opinions on BLM, trump, religion, people don't like it when you make everyone around you uncomfortable by putting people down. Don't talk about people. You'll notice I rarely if ever talk down to people or am negative i'm a very happy go lucky person IRL.
Posted on 9/9/17 at 4:03 am to rebeloke
Tell him to get a Pomeranian and take it with him when he runs errands and such. Chicks of all ages will talk to him.
Posted on 9/9/17 at 4:08 am to mauser
lol i got a husky that I have trained over the years to just go up to people and roll over and ask for a belly rub lol. i mean what girl isn't goinig to go aww and stop and rub the belly then bam like automatic like curry at the free throw line
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