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Posted on 9/9/17 at 4:20 am to rebeloke
If you can't get laid off Tinder then you're probably on the autism spectrum.
But If literally all you want is to have sex then scroll through backpage, ignore the Big beautiful black women and after a few pages you'll probably find a decent enough looking girl to suffice as a slump buster. I would recommend triple bagging it and getting a months worth of prescription amoxicillin antibiotics.
But If literally all you want is to have sex then scroll through backpage, ignore the Big beautiful black women and after a few pages you'll probably find a decent enough looking girl to suffice as a slump buster. I would recommend triple bagging it and getting a months worth of prescription amoxicillin antibiotics.
Posted on 9/9/17 at 7:19 am to rebeloke
There's no MAKIC advice that can cure this. He should start with confidence! You don't get that from facebook,instagram,twitter etc. Put the phone down and get out in the world and get good at something!
Posted on 9/9/17 at 8:26 am to rebeloke
Any bar near closing time.
Posted on 9/9/17 at 8:29 am to rebeloke
Look for a girl at the bar that's wearing a hair band around her wrist. She's thinking ahead.
Posted on 9/9/17 at 8:49 am to TigerBait2008
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So you're asking for yourself, loser
man, nothing gets past you...
Posted on 9/9/17 at 8:52 am to rebeloke
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I'm asking for a friend who is really depressed he can't meet a woman. The dude is way to desperate, depressed, even suicidial about his bad run of luck with the women. I lost one friend recently to suicide, so I don't want to lose another. Any pointers are much appreciated!
Rent a Bernese Mountain Puppy. Bring the dog to where there are a lot of women...
Profit (with the STDs)
Posted on 9/9/17 at 9:22 am to rebeloke
tell him to master his domain, lay off porn
Posted on 9/9/17 at 9:23 am to rebeloke
there is also r/seduction lots of fellas like him there
Posted on 9/9/17 at 9:23 am to rebeloke
What is he looking for in a woman?
Posted on 9/9/17 at 9:43 am to Rougarou13
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Go to the gym religiously
Get swole
Get a half sleeve at minimum
Wear little tiny muscle shirts everywhere
Buy a bunch of flat bills
Go to the clubs religiously
Start saying words like "fam"
Tweet out all your posing in the mirror gym pics
When girls start inevitably paying attention to him, treat them like shite.
The more you treat em like shite the more they'll come.
He'll be beating em off with a stick in no time.
Sadly this really is the surefire second best way if he wants to smash a lot
First being be richer dan a MFer
Now if he's looking for GF or Wifey I recommend mail order bride. Cheaper in the long run and happier by far
Posted on 9/9/17 at 9:48 am to rebeloke
It's really easy to meet girls with social media nowadays. You're friend needs to work on himself, sounds like he's painfully insecure which is preventing him from reaching out to woman.
Posted on 9/9/17 at 9:52 am to rebeloke
quote:This whole paragraph reads like a cry for help.
I'm asking for a friend who is really depressed he can't meet a woman. The dude is way to desperate, depressed, even suicidial about his bad run of luck with the women. I lost one friend recently to suicide, so I don't want to lose another. Any pointers are much appreciated!
Posted on 9/9/17 at 11:04 am to rebeloke
Cocaine and confidence.
Posted on 9/9/17 at 11:08 am to rebeloke
Get on Tinder and swipe right until one desperate enough to frick you swipes right, too.
Posted on 9/9/17 at 11:19 am to rebeloke
Get on Bumble. Have decent pics. Respond if reached out to. Good luck 
Posted on 9/9/17 at 11:22 am to rebeloke
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I'm asking for a friend
Posted on 9/9/17 at 11:22 am to rebeloke
You should kill yourself instead of him. Win win for everyone involved.
Posted on 9/9/17 at 11:22 am to pkloa
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I'm asking for a friend who is really depressed he can't meet a woman. The dude is way to desperate, depressed, even suicidial about his bad run of luck with the women. I lost one friend recently to suicide, so I don't want to lose another. Any pointers are much appreciated!
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This whole paragraph reads like a cry for help.
OP hasn't had pussy since pussy had him.
Posted on 9/9/17 at 11:50 am to rebeloke
My brain read this as "the art of how to kill a chick"
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