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Posted on 1/15/25 at 12:20 pm to
Posted by RichJ
The Land of the CoonAss
Member since Nov 2016
5009 posts
Posted on 1/15/25 at 12:20 pm to
When I was stationed in Hawaii back in the ‘80’s, pineapple & Canadian bacon pizza was a thing. I wasn’t a fan, until I ordered pepperoni & pineapple. OMG, what a difference, was absolutely delicious!
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
60644 posts
Posted on 1/15/25 at 12:21 pm to
quote:

but there isn’t a god damn fruit in the world that belongs on pizza.
tomatoes. And figs.
Posted by CunningLinguist
Dallas, TX
Member since Mar 2006
19156 posts
Posted on 1/15/25 at 12:23 pm to
You know some contrarian a-hole is going to order it and post on social media for clicks about it.
Posted by GoldenGuy
Member since Oct 2015
12733 posts
Posted on 1/15/25 at 12:24 pm to
quote:

People who claim to like pineapple on pizza are the same ones who like to argue Die Hard is a Christmas movie.
quote:

by Darth_Vader


This is such a shite take, you’ve ruined one of the best parts of Star Wars
Posted by idlewatcher
Planet Arium
Member since Jan 2012
92311 posts
Posted on 1/15/25 at 12:28 pm to
quote:

People who claim to like pineapple on pizza are the same ones who like to argue Die Hard is a Christmas movie.


You sound like a terrible human and you should repent for your pineapple sins.
Posted by brass2mouth
NOLA
Member since Jul 2007
20423 posts
Posted on 1/15/25 at 12:28 pm to
quote:

Hawaiian pizza is good. Fight me


People hate what they don’t understand.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
73538 posts
Posted on 1/15/25 at 12:32 pm to
the thought of pineapple combined with pizza sauce makes me want to hurl!
Posted by ned nederlander
Member since Dec 2012
5503 posts
Posted on 1/15/25 at 12:33 pm to
quote:

People hate what they don’t understand.


Women hate the word moist.

Men hate pineapple on pizza.

And people say gender is just a construct.
Posted by WhuckFistle
Member since Jul 2015
3351 posts
Posted on 1/15/25 at 12:36 pm to
quote:

pineapple & Canadian bacon pizza



Growing up in the 80’s90’s, my mom would always get me a Canadian bacon and pineapple pizza from Little Caesar’s

To this day, I will still get one every now and then.
Posted by Thracken13
Aft Cargo Hold of Serenity
Member since Feb 2010
18530 posts
Posted on 1/15/25 at 12:39 pm to
I disagree - Diehard is a Christmas movie, and Pineapple does not need to be within a mile of pizza.
Posted by i am dan
NC
Member since Aug 2011
30373 posts
Posted on 1/15/25 at 12:42 pm to
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I’m all about pineapple on pizza.

The sweet flavor of the cooked pineapple is amazing


You should google some pineapple and pork dishes. Amazing combination. Sweet pineapple and pork go great together.
This post was edited on 1/15/25 at 12:43 pm
Posted by Raoul Stimulato
Hale Bopp Comet
Member since Sep 2022
1986 posts
Posted on 1/15/25 at 12:44 pm to
Yall ever had a full blown salad atop a pizza?


Real sicko stuff courtesy of Wolfgang Puck. I actually like it lol

Sorry for partying
This post was edited on 1/15/25 at 12:44 pm
Posted by WaterLink
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2015
20569 posts
Posted on 1/15/25 at 12:44 pm to
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Why wouldn't they just not offer pineapple as an option?


This is what I don't get. Just don't have it as an option. It being on the menu means that they keep it in stock. Since they priced it where no one orders it, with the limited shelf life of pineapple it probably means they throw away perfectly good pineapple all the time.
Posted by beauchristopher
Member since Jan 2008
72183 posts
Posted on 1/15/25 at 12:45 pm to
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People who claim to like pineapple on pizza are the same ones who like to argue Die Hard is a Christmas movie.


No? I don't think of Die Hard as a Christmas movie, but I don't really care. I'm literally having a pineapple pizza right now. I truly don't understand why this bothers anti-pineapple pizza people. It's such a stupid thing to be passionate about. I don't care if someone likes toppings I don't.

This owner comes across pretty annoying to do this, but he got the publicity he probably wanted.
This post was edited on 1/15/25 at 12:47 pm
Posted by WeagleEagle
Folsom Prison
Member since Sep 2011
2487 posts
Posted on 1/15/25 at 12:51 pm to
Tomatoes are fruit
Posted by RobbBobb
Member since Feb 2007
33346 posts
Posted on 1/15/25 at 12:56 pm to
quote:

there isn’t a god damn fruit in the world that belongs on pizza.

The very thing that makes pizza a pizza (and not just a flatbread) is that delicious red sauce from the fruit called tomato. And yet you want to deride those that wish to add an additional tasty fruit, like olives, peppers, artichokes and pineapples?
Posted by Lonnie Utah
Utah!
Member since Jul 2012
32236 posts
Posted on 1/15/25 at 12:57 pm to
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Uuuh, tomato is a fruit…


So are peppers and olives...
Posted by LRB1967
Tennessee
Member since Dec 2020
22896 posts
Posted on 1/15/25 at 1:04 pm to
My grocery store often sells fresh pineapples for .88. If I wanted it on a pizza, I would get the pizza to go and add the pineapple at home.
Posted by TigerMak
Bossier City
Member since Mar 2018
718 posts
Posted on 1/15/25 at 1:20 pm to
Agree. I actually love a Hawaiian pizza with some ham and pineapple. Sure it’s not for everyone but why would you limit your menu just because you don’t personally like it? Kinda dumb.

Side note: no one puts a whole freaking slice of pineapple on pizza like they show in the pics.
Posted by The Third Leg
Idiot Out Wandering Around
Member since May 2014
11685 posts
Posted on 1/15/25 at 1:22 pm to
Oh the big gotcha—tomatoes are fruit.

Tomatoes are treated as a vegetable the world over. Nobody comes down for breakfast and slices up raw tomatoes except some inbred farmer.
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