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Posted on 11/22/18 at 1:12 pm to dcrews
IT'S HAPPENING!
First argument of 2018 Thanksgiving: Fat Uncle #1 and moody grandfather verbally going after it over a turkey leg.
Boom lol
First argument of 2018 Thanksgiving: Fat Uncle #1 and moody grandfather verbally going after it over a turkey leg.
Boom lol
Posted on 11/22/18 at 1:25 pm to pioneerbasketball
Ran a load of laundry this morning and the front loader started smelling like burned rubber during the spin cycle. Hubs and I spent hours googling the cause and possible self repair options with part #.
Forgot to take the dang turkey out of the fridge to come to room temp, so now dinner will be later than planned. Hubs is completely grumpy because he looooves turkey.
We were invited over to the neighbors' but said we'd bring wine and come for dessert instead. (Chaos reigns there). I'm starting to wonder if we shouldn't go on over this afternoon just so Hubs will have to ditch the attitude.
Forgot to take the dang turkey out of the fridge to come to room temp, so now dinner will be later than planned. Hubs is completely grumpy because he looooves turkey.
We were invited over to the neighbors' but said we'd bring wine and come for dessert instead. (Chaos reigns there). I'm starting to wonder if we shouldn't go on over this afternoon just so Hubs will have to ditch the attitude.
Posted on 11/22/18 at 1:30 pm to pioneerbasketball
Just picked up the 90 yo, wheelchair bound MIL from her assisted living apartment. She was already in the cups. Got her home and right away she ordered a vodka tonic. Going to be a day.
Posted on 11/22/18 at 1:49 pm to SloaneRanger
Pics of MiL?
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Posted on 11/22/18 at 2:23 pm to pioneerbasketball
1st cousin showed up with her mixed kid about a hour ago. Instantly could tell the mood changed around the house with the older men. Got a couple old school uncles in their late 60’s that could lose their shite at any second. I’m waiting like an anxious kid on Christmas morning for it. Could be glorious...
Posted on 11/22/18 at 2:25 pm to pioneerbasketball
Grandmother shows up with 1/3 of a pecan pie and then “wants a spritzer in her wine”
Spritzer = splash of 7up in a 120$ bottle of wine.
Spritzer = splash of 7up in a 120$ bottle of wine.
Posted on 11/22/18 at 2:37 pm to pioneerbasketball
Thanksgiving thought of the day:
Why are people, who never say grace the entire year, are so compelled to tell me I that can't eat before they say grace today?
Why are people, who never say grace the entire year, are so compelled to tell me I that can't eat before they say grace today?
Posted on 11/22/18 at 2:40 pm to BlackCoffeeKid
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Why are people, who never say grace the entire year, are so compelled to tell me I that can't eat before they say grace today?
We get to stand in a circle. Do you get to stand in a circle?
Posted on 11/22/18 at 2:42 pm to SpecialHazard
It only counts if you have to hold hands too. Haha
Posted on 11/22/18 at 2:43 pm to BlackCoffeeKid
Crazy cousin made me look up his 2nd cousin's(my 4th) phone number just like last year. And just like last year he calls the frickin guy after I tell him do NOT call the man during Turkey dinner with his family.
And now the dude is stuck hearing random LSU and Saints stats and answering a million questions from Slingblade.
Poor dude is gonna kill me. At least this time I walked in the room and yelled "Did you fricking call him after I told you not to?"
I just left him for two hours to go to the GF’s dad's. My mom and uncle are cussing me jokingly as I'm his ride back to Sharlo. They want him to go home now.
And now the dude is stuck hearing random LSU and Saints stats and answering a million questions from Slingblade.
Poor dude is gonna kill me. At least this time I walked in the room and yelled "Did you fricking call him after I told you not to?"
I just left him for two hours to go to the GF’s dad's. My mom and uncle are cussing me jokingly as I'm his ride back to Sharlo. They want him to go home now.
This post was edited on 11/22/18 at 2:45 pm
Posted on 11/22/18 at 2:46 pm to BlackCoffeeKid
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It only counts if you have to hold hands too.
Damn BCK our holidays are pararlleling each other way to much. Starting to get creepy.
Posted on 11/22/18 at 2:50 pm to SpecialHazard
Ok. Paranoid delusional grandmother has left but not before getting in a backhanded dig during grace “you know everything we’ve all done”. At least this year she didn’t directly accuse anybody of stealing or talk about the banner across the road with butt holes on it (it’s in her mind). Now conversation has turned to some 22 year old tranny that works at the dollar store.
Posted on 11/22/18 at 2:55 pm to pioneerbasketball
I didn't do thanksgiving this year... about to go see if Popeyes or Taco shite is open
Posted on 11/22/18 at 2:57 pm to BOSCEAUX
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she didn’t directly accuse anybody of stealing or talk about the banner across the road with butt holes on it (it’s in her mind).
Posted on 11/22/18 at 3:16 pm to TheIndulger
Fortunately, or unfortunately, nothing interesting happens at my family's Thanksgiving these days. Everyone gets along great and we all drink and enjoy each other's company.
Gone are the days that we went to my mom's side of the family, where my aunt would bring along her black boyfriend (Fats dominoes son actually) and my other super Southern Baptist aunt and uncle would be boiling in anger as he played piano and sang. Oh the fun and awkward times that was.
Gone are the days that we went to my mom's side of the family, where my aunt would bring along her black boyfriend (Fats dominoes son actually) and my other super Southern Baptist aunt and uncle would be boiling in anger as he played piano and sang. Oh the fun and awkward times that was.
Posted on 11/22/18 at 4:14 pm to HenryParsons
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Grandmother shows up with 1/3 of a pecan pie and then “wants a spritzer in her wine”
Spritzer = splash of 7up in a 120$ bottle of wine.
We always have cheap wine for our Spritzer-loving grandmothers
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