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Posted on 11/22/18 at 12:52 pm to
Posted by JimMorrison
The Peninsula
Member since May 2012
20747 posts
Posted on 11/22/18 at 12:52 pm to
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Just got word that my grandfather isn't in a good mood. Arguments are coming, folks. This always happens

They are on their way now


I am so hyped to hear about your day
Posted by dcrews
Houston, TX
Member since Feb 2011
32130 posts
Posted on 11/22/18 at 12:52 pm to
Prolly so.
Posted by Bunyan
He/Him
Member since Oct 2016
20931 posts
Posted on 11/22/18 at 1:12 pm to
IT'S HAPPENING!

First argument of 2018 Thanksgiving: Fat Uncle #1 and moody grandfather verbally going after it over a turkey leg.

Boom lol
Posted by BayouENGR
Seagrove Beach
Member since Nov 2015
2873 posts
Posted on 11/22/18 at 1:25 pm to
Ran a load of laundry this morning and the front loader started smelling like burned rubber during the spin cycle. Hubs and I spent hours googling the cause and possible self repair options with part #.

Forgot to take the dang turkey out of the fridge to come to room temp, so now dinner will be later than planned. Hubs is completely grumpy because he looooves turkey.

We were invited over to the neighbors' but said we'd bring wine and come for dessert instead. (Chaos reigns there). I'm starting to wonder if we shouldn't go on over this afternoon just so Hubs will have to ditch the attitude.
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 11/22/18 at 1:25 pm to
I stuffed!
Posted by SpecialHazard
SOCAL
Member since Jan 2018
1572 posts
Posted on 11/22/18 at 1:28 pm to
quote:

Boom


Posted by SloaneRanger
Upper Hurstville
Member since Jan 2014
12963 posts
Posted on 11/22/18 at 1:30 pm to
Just picked up the 90 yo, wheelchair bound MIL from her assisted living apartment. She was already in the cups. Got her home and right away she ordered a vodka tonic. Going to be a day.
Posted by dcrews
Houston, TX
Member since Feb 2011
32130 posts
Posted on 11/22/18 at 1:49 pm to
Pics of MiL?
This post was edited on 11/22/18 at 1:50 pm
Posted by HogBalls
Member since Nov 2014
8938 posts
Posted on 11/22/18 at 2:23 pm to
1st cousin showed up with her mixed kid about a hour ago. Instantly could tell the mood changed around the house with the older men. Got a couple old school uncles in their late 60’s that could lose their shite at any second. I’m waiting like an anxious kid on Christmas morning for it. Could be glorious...
Posted by HenryParsons
Member since Aug 2018
1935 posts
Posted on 11/22/18 at 2:25 pm to
Grandmother shows up with 1/3 of a pecan pie and then “wants a spritzer in her wine”

Spritzer = splash of 7up in a 120$ bottle of wine.
Posted by BlackCoffeeKid
Member since Mar 2016
12889 posts
Posted on 11/22/18 at 2:37 pm to
Thanksgiving thought of the day:

Why are people, who never say grace the entire year, are so compelled to tell me I that can't eat before they say grace today?
Posted by SpecialHazard
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Member since Jan 2018
1572 posts
Posted on 11/22/18 at 2:40 pm to
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Why are people, who never say grace the entire year, are so compelled to tell me I that can't eat before they say grace today?



We get to stand in a circle. Do you get to stand in a circle?


Posted by BlackCoffeeKid
Member since Mar 2016
12889 posts
Posted on 11/22/18 at 2:42 pm to
It only counts if you have to hold hands too. Haha
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
49008 posts
Posted on 11/22/18 at 2:43 pm to
Crazy cousin made me look up his 2nd cousin's(my 4th) phone number just like last year. And just like last year he calls the frickin guy after I tell him do NOT call the man during Turkey dinner with his family.
And now the dude is stuck hearing random LSU and Saints stats and answering a million questions from Slingblade.

Poor dude is gonna kill me. At least this time I walked in the room and yelled "Did you fricking call him after I told you not to?"

I just left him for two hours to go to the GF’s dad's. My mom and uncle are cussing me jokingly as I'm his ride back to Sharlo. They want him to go home now.
This post was edited on 11/22/18 at 2:45 pm
Posted by SpecialHazard
SOCAL
Member since Jan 2018
1572 posts
Posted on 11/22/18 at 2:46 pm to
quote:

It only counts if you have to hold hands too.




Damn BCK our holidays are pararlleling each other way to much. Starting to get creepy.
Posted by BOSCEAUX
Where the Down Boys go.
Member since Mar 2008
51543 posts
Posted on 11/22/18 at 2:50 pm to
Ok. Paranoid delusional grandmother has left but not before getting in a backhanded dig during grace “you know everything we’ve all done”. At least this year she didn’t directly accuse anybody of stealing or talk about the banner across the road with butt holes on it (it’s in her mind). Now conversation has turned to some 22 year old tranny that works at the dollar store.
Posted by Codythetiger
Arkansas
Member since Nov 2006
30288 posts
Posted on 11/22/18 at 2:55 pm to
I didn't do thanksgiving this year... about to go see if Popeyes or Taco shite is open
Posted by TheIndulger
Member since Sep 2011
19325 posts
Posted on 11/22/18 at 2:57 pm to
quote:

she didn’t directly accuse anybody of stealing or talk about the banner across the road with butt holes on it (it’s in her mind).


Posted by rintintin
Life is Life
Member since Nov 2008
16982 posts
Posted on 11/22/18 at 3:16 pm to
Fortunately, or unfortunately, nothing interesting happens at my family's Thanksgiving these days. Everyone gets along great and we all drink and enjoy each other's company.

Gone are the days that we went to my mom's side of the family, where my aunt would bring along her black boyfriend (Fats dominoes son actually) and my other super Southern Baptist aunt and uncle would be boiling in anger as he played piano and sang. Oh the fun and awkward times that was.
Posted by Antonio Moss
The South
Member since Mar 2006
49153 posts
Posted on 11/22/18 at 4:14 pm to
quote:

Grandmother shows up with 1/3 of a pecan pie and then “wants a spritzer in her wine”

Spritzer = splash of 7up in a 120$ bottle of wine.




We always have cheap wine for our Spritzer-loving grandmothers
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