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re: Thanks to work, I avoided getting arrested today - Update in the OP
Posted on 5/31/15 at 2:03 am to Skin
Posted on 5/31/15 at 2:03 am to Skin
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They pay you way too much to be sitting around bored while on the clock.
You have no idea.
But I get paid for the "in case something happens". Because I don't get paid nearly enough for dealing with some of the things I deal with.
Posted on 5/31/15 at 2:35 am to Dale Murphy
If your wife was hot, he would have calmed down and not been a tool to a bunch of kids. She should hint that he is a pedo at the morning doughnut shuffle with the other neighborhood "average body types".
You need to stay in your own yard, assume the Captain Morgan stance and look sternly at him when he drives past. If it escalates, at least you are in your yard and will not be arrested.
You need to stay in your own yard, assume the Captain Morgan stance and look sternly at him when he drives past. If it escalates, at least you are in your yard and will not be arrested.
Posted on 5/31/15 at 2:40 am to Hangit
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If your wife was hot, he would have calmed down and not been a tool to a bunch of kids. She should hint that he is a pedo at the morning doughnut shuffle with the other neighborhood "average body types".
So so edgy.
Posted on 5/31/15 at 2:43 am to Dale Murphy
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I'm not going to make a fool of myself.
Well, that's disappointing.
I know you'll handle things reasonably.
Posted on 5/31/15 at 3:05 am to Dale Murphy
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So so edgy.
Just kidding. You may be Willie and I think Corrie is hot.
Posted on 5/31/15 at 3:13 am to Hangit
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You may be Willie and I think Corrie is hot.
Nah. Went to school with Jep, though. And my brother grew up with Martin. And I know most of that clan, as in we speak/hug when we see each other. But that's the extent of it.
Posted on 5/31/15 at 3:25 am to Dale Murphy
I feel you about the guy coming on your property and yelling at your wife and kid. My first instinct would be to do the same thing.....But, you can't show that example to your kid.
The guy is a douche and there are many out there and more to come in his life. Move on, be happy and anytime you get a new car, boat, or anything cool drive slowly by the guys house and wave.
The guy is a douche and there are many out there and more to come in his life. Move on, be happy and anytime you get a new car, boat, or anything cool drive slowly by the guys house and wave.
Posted on 5/31/15 at 4:02 am to Dale Murphy
Let me know if you want to send Robert Tyler to this fool's house with a ski mask on to knock on that window.
Posted on 5/31/15 at 4:30 am to Maximus
I learned there is two sides to every story.
They must have did something more than what you said to piss this guy off. Most people would have ignored them if it's just knocking on the door. In the Gehtto most people would have used the moment to let their pit bull out to find a new chew toy.
In today's society with teenagers breaking into people's cars and breaking into people's homes to steal things he is lucky he wasn't shot especially if he did it on a back door.
They must have did something more than what you said to piss this guy off. Most people would have ignored them if it's just knocking on the door. In the Gehtto most people would have used the moment to let their pit bull out to find a new chew toy.
In today's society with teenagers breaking into people's cars and breaking into people's homes to steal things he is lucky he wasn't shot especially if he did it on a back door.
This post was edited on 5/31/15 at 4:34 am
Posted on 5/31/15 at 5:21 am to Dale Murphy
Good to know your wife is home while you are at work. Lulz
Posted on 5/31/15 at 6:20 am to Dale Murphy
Let's be real for a minute. You wouldn't have done shite. You can tell this from the fact that you posted this.
Posted on 5/31/15 at 6:29 am to Dale Murphy
Glad nobody got killed.
Kids need to learn that some people might overreact. Hopefully, cooler heads will prevail.
The guy probably was over the top, but "ding, dong, ditch" is basically rude.
Kids need to learn that some people might overreact. Hopefully, cooler heads will prevail.
The guy probably was over the top, but "ding, dong, ditch" is basically rude.
Posted on 5/31/15 at 6:34 am to Dale Murphy
Dale I'll handle this before I leave this afternoon.
You're out of shampoo btw
You're out of shampoo btw
Posted on 5/31/15 at 7:12 am to Dale Murphy
I bet you guys never watch this show on I.D.?!
Posted on 5/31/15 at 7:15 am to Dale Murphy
i will come beat the neighbor's arse.
Signed,
Larry Jones
Signed,
Larry Jones
Posted on 5/31/15 at 7:16 am to Dale Murphy
While I understand "kids will be kids", you might want to sit your kid down and discuss how this has gotten other kids his age killed, and it's not a good idea ever.
Posted on 5/31/15 at 7:47 am to kywildcatfanone
Dale you ever think that maybe your kid woke this guys baby up right after it finally went to sleep? Maybe your kid scared the shite out of your neighbors wife or interrupted the blow job your neighbor was about to get. I'd be pretty pissed if some snot nosed little pieces of shite were knocking on my door and annoying me, so I'd probably chew their arse too.
Oh and remember, you'll be on his property when you go to set him strait. He may feel compelled to whip your arse just like you do.
Oh and remember, you'll be on his property when you go to set him strait. He may feel compelled to whip your arse just like you do.
Posted on 5/31/15 at 7:47 am to Hangit
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Just kidding. You may be Willie and I think Corrie is hot.
Dale is even more famous than Willie FWIW.
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