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re: Thanks to work, I avoided getting arrested today - Update in the OP

Posted on 5/31/15 at 2:03 am to
Posted by Dale Murphy
God's Country
Member since Feb 2005
24992 posts
Posted on 5/31/15 at 2:03 am to
quote:

They pay you way too much to be sitting around bored while on the clock.


You have no idea.

But I get paid for the "in case something happens". Because I don't get paid nearly enough for dealing with some of the things I deal with.
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
47807 posts
Posted on 5/31/15 at 2:35 am to
If your wife was hot, he would have calmed down and not been a tool to a bunch of kids. She should hint that he is a pedo at the morning doughnut shuffle with the other neighborhood "average body types".

You need to stay in your own yard, assume the Captain Morgan stance and look sternly at him when he drives past. If it escalates, at least you are in your yard and will not be arrested.
Posted by Dale Murphy
God's Country
Member since Feb 2005
24992 posts
Posted on 5/31/15 at 2:40 am to
quote:

If your wife was hot, he would have calmed down and not been a tool to a bunch of kids. She should hint that he is a pedo at the morning doughnut shuffle with the other neighborhood "average body types".


So so edgy.
Posted by DWaginHTown
Houston, TX
Member since Jan 2006
10216 posts
Posted on 5/31/15 at 2:43 am to
quote:


I'm not going to make a fool of myself.


Well, that's disappointing.

I know you'll handle things reasonably.
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
47807 posts
Posted on 5/31/15 at 3:05 am to
quote:

So so edgy.


Just kidding. You may be Willie and I think Corrie is hot.

Posted by Dale Murphy
God's Country
Member since Feb 2005
24992 posts
Posted on 5/31/15 at 3:13 am to
quote:

You may be Willie and I think Corrie is hot.


Nah. Went to school with Jep, though. And my brother grew up with Martin. And I know most of that clan, as in we speak/hug when we see each other. But that's the extent of it.
Posted by Speys and Tays
Member since Dec 2014
340 posts
Posted on 5/31/15 at 3:25 am to
I feel you about the guy coming on your property and yelling at your wife and kid. My first instinct would be to do the same thing.....But, you can't show that example to your kid.
The guy is a douche and there are many out there and more to come in his life. Move on, be happy and anytime you get a new car, boat, or anything cool drive slowly by the guys house and wave.
Posted by Maximus
Member since Feb 2004
81671 posts
Posted on 5/31/15 at 4:02 am to
Let me know if you want to send Robert Tyler to this fool's house with a ski mask on to knock on that window.
Posted by johnnyrocket
Ghetto once known as Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2013
9790 posts
Posted on 5/31/15 at 4:30 am to
I learned there is two sides to every story.

They must have did something more than what you said to piss this guy off. Most people would have ignored them if it's just knocking on the door. In the Gehtto most people would have used the moment to let their pit bull out to find a new chew toy.

In today's society with teenagers breaking into people's cars and breaking into people's homes to steal things he is lucky he wasn't shot especially if he did it on a back door.

This post was edited on 5/31/15 at 4:34 am
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
26453 posts
Posted on 5/31/15 at 5:21 am to
Good to know your wife is home while you are at work. Lulz
Posted by Tigerlaff
FIGHTING out of the Carencro Sonic
Member since Jan 2010
23219 posts
Posted on 5/31/15 at 6:20 am to
Let's be real for a minute. You wouldn't have done shite. You can tell this from the fact that you posted this.
Posted by makersmark1
earth
Member since Oct 2011
21621 posts
Posted on 5/31/15 at 6:29 am to
Glad nobody got killed.

Kids need to learn that some people might overreact. Hopefully, cooler heads will prevail.

The guy probably was over the top, but "ding, dong, ditch" is basically rude.
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
99047 posts
Posted on 5/31/15 at 6:34 am to
Dale I'll handle this before I leave this afternoon.

You're out of shampoo btw
Posted by Corch Urban Myers
Columbus, OH
Member since Jul 2009
5993 posts
Posted on 5/31/15 at 7:04 am to
IPB,DV
Posted by Revelator
Member since Nov 2008
62326 posts
Posted on 5/31/15 at 7:12 am to


I bet you guys never watch this show on I.D.?!
Posted by 4LSU2
Member since Dec 2009
38172 posts
Posted on 5/31/15 at 7:15 am to
i will come beat the neighbor's arse.



Signed,
Larry Jones
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
141299 posts
Posted on 5/31/15 at 7:16 am to
While I understand "kids will be kids", you might want to sit your kid down and discuss how this has gotten other kids his age killed, and it's not a good idea ever.
Posted by aVatiger
Water
Member since Jan 2006
27967 posts
Posted on 5/31/15 at 7:16 am to
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
38242 posts
Posted on 5/31/15 at 7:47 am to
Dale you ever think that maybe your kid woke this guys baby up right after it finally went to sleep? Maybe your kid scared the shite out of your neighbors wife or interrupted the blow job your neighbor was about to get. I'd be pretty pissed if some snot nosed little pieces of shite were knocking on my door and annoying me, so I'd probably chew their arse too.
Oh and remember, you'll be on his property when you go to set him strait. He may feel compelled to whip your arse just like you do.
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
184770 posts
Posted on 5/31/15 at 7:47 am to
quote:

Just kidding. You may be Willie and I think Corrie is hot.




Dale is even more famous than Willie FWIW.
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