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re: Terrifying moment American couple narrowly escapes machete-wielding bandits on rural road

Posted on 12/7/18 at 10:20 am to
Posted by Sneaky__Sally
Member since Jul 2015
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Posted on 12/7/18 at 10:20 am to
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The couple and their three children moved from Cedar City, Utah, to Nairobi, Kenya's capital, around three years ago to open a CrossFit gym.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 12/7/18 at 10:20 am to
[img]The couple and their three children moved from Cedar City, Utah, to Kenya's capital in Nairobi around three years ago to open a CrossFit gym[/img]

They avoided it this time, but they’ll get their Darwin Award
Posted by ReauxlTide222
St. Petersburg
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 12/7/18 at 10:23 am to
Y'all think these type people sit down over a bottle of wine and discuss whether these type moves are worth potentially getting chopped into pieces by machete wielding pieces of shite?

Or so they just dive right in on a move to fricking Kenya?
Posted by PhilipMarlowe
Member since Mar 2013
20540 posts
Posted on 12/7/18 at 10:25 am to
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The couple and their three children moved from Cedar City, Utah, to Nairobi, Kenya's capital, around three years ago to open a CrossFit gym.


Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
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Posted on 12/7/18 at 10:26 am to
Kenya seems like the perfect place to open a Crossfit gym. So much demand.

The wife is hot
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
66347 posts
Posted on 12/7/18 at 10:26 am to
they're opening a crossfit gym in a place where people run 24 min 10Ks ?
Posted by yaboidarrell
westbank
Member since Feb 2017
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Posted on 12/7/18 at 10:28 am to
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The couple and their three children moved from Cedar City, Utah, to Nairobi, Kenya's capital, around three years ago to open a CrossFit gym.
The wife will win their inevitable divorce proceedings on this fact alone.
Posted by LordSaintly
Member since Dec 2005
38954 posts
Posted on 12/7/18 at 10:35 am to
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why would anyone want to go to Kenya?




It's on my bucket list. Nairobi is actually a very modern city, not to mention the natural scenery and wildlife.
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
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Posted on 12/7/18 at 10:36 am to
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in Kenya


in other news, i had to stand in line for 15 minutes to get a snowball at seaside this summer.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
66347 posts
Posted on 12/7/18 at 10:38 am to
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natural scenery and wildlife.


the wildlife like in the video?
Posted by LordSaintly
Member since Dec 2005
38954 posts
Posted on 12/7/18 at 10:41 am to
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the wildlife like in the video?




I got nothin
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
78315 posts
Posted on 12/7/18 at 10:47 am to
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not to mention the natural scenery and wildlife.



have you ever been to southern utah?? better outdoor scenery and best of all; no escaping from machete-wielding murderers.
Posted by LSUvegasbombed
Red Stick
Member since Sep 2013
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Posted on 12/7/18 at 10:49 am to
Posted by Norbert
Member since Oct 2018
3187 posts
Posted on 12/7/18 at 10:49 am to
Honestly, moving to Kenya to open a CrossFit gym is more of a WTF story than being attacked with a machete in Kenya
This post was edited on 12/7/18 at 10:50 am
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
36791 posts
Posted on 12/7/18 at 10:50 am to
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have you ever been to southern utah?? better outdoor scenery and best of all; no escaping from machete-wielding murderers



and its not Kenya

you live in the greatest country in the world, but yeah lets chuck all that so we can move to...Kenya
Posted by Jcorye1
Tom Brady = GoAT
Member since Dec 2007
71489 posts
Posted on 12/7/18 at 10:53 am to
Smart to back up and close his window, and smart to attempt not to ram them. Third world legal systems aren't exactly known for their fairness to outsiders, and who knows what running someone over with a vehicle will do to said vehicle.
Posted by Areddishfish
The Wild West
Member since Oct 2015
6284 posts
Posted on 12/7/18 at 10:56 am to
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The couple and their three children moved from Cedar City, Utah, to Nairobi, Kenya's capital, around three years ago to open a CrossFit gym.


Posted by al_cajun
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2017
2442 posts
Posted on 12/7/18 at 10:59 am to
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they moved all the way to Kenya to open a crossfit gym?

This is the craziest part of the whole story.
This post was edited on 12/7/18 at 11:00 am
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
59052 posts
Posted on 12/7/18 at 11:02 am to
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why would anyone want to go to Kenya?


u srs?
Posted by LordSaintly
Member since Dec 2005
38954 posts
Posted on 12/7/18 at 11:04 am to
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have you ever been to southern utah??


Not south, but I've been to Salt Lake City and Provo. Breathtaking scenery with nice people.

quote:

better outdoor scenery and best of all; no escaping from machete-wielding murderers.



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