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Tennessee woman chops Dad's arm off with ax. WYHI?

Posted on 1/24/22 at 7:17 am
Posted by dallastiger55
Jennings, LA
Member since Jan 2010
27647 posts
Posted on 1/24/22 at 7:17 am
Nevada Fortson, a 25-year-old Elizabethton resident, faces charges of aggravated assault, aggravated burglary, violating an order of protection and resisting arrest in Carter County.

90% chance she's danced on a pole, and meth was probably involved, but i would smash





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Posted by Honkus
Member since Aug 2005
51035 posts
Posted on 1/24/22 at 7:18 am to
Katy Perry really let herself go
Posted by Bamboozles
BR
Member since Jul 2008
2302 posts
Posted on 1/24/22 at 7:18 am to
Very hands ON (OFF) approach
Posted by BuddyRoeaux
Northshore
Member since Jun 2019
2694 posts
Posted on 1/24/22 at 7:19 am to
I know crazy when I see it.
Posted by Sput
Member since Mar 2020
7879 posts
Posted on 1/24/22 at 7:19 am to
quote:

90% chance she's danced on a pole


98% daddy gave her some pole once
Posted by Ryan3232
Valet driver for TD staff
Member since Dec 2008
25782 posts
Posted on 1/24/22 at 7:19 am to
She has black alien eyes…
Posted by tgrmeat
Member since Sep 2020
4312 posts
Posted on 1/24/22 at 7:20 am to
No thanks.
Posted by dakarx
Member since Sep 2018
6815 posts
Posted on 1/24/22 at 7:21 am to
If you hit that be prepared to immediately move to another country the next morning.
Posted by StringedInstruments
Member since Oct 2013
18319 posts
Posted on 1/24/22 at 7:21 am to
Her Facebook is open. I wouldn’t lose an arm for it, but as long as no axes were in the house, IWHI.
Posted by LSUlefty
Youngsville, LA
Member since Dec 2007
26440 posts
Posted on 1/24/22 at 7:21 am to
Annie Edison on meth
Posted by OldHickory
New Orleans
Member since Apr 2012
10602 posts
Posted on 1/24/22 at 7:23 am to
Just my type.
Posted by TDsngumbo
Alpha Silverfox
Member since Oct 2011
41510 posts
Posted on 1/24/22 at 7:24 am to
Self defense, as she was simply trying to disarm her aggressor dad.
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
58543 posts
Posted on 1/24/22 at 7:25 am to
I bet she clean up nicely.
Posted by KurtSchrute
Member since Oct 2017
819 posts
Posted on 1/24/22 at 7:26 am to
Nevada: mom, can I borrow the car?
Mom: Go axe yo daddy...
(Whack)
Mom: keys are on the table
Posted by LSU Coyote
Member since Sep 2007
53390 posts
Posted on 1/24/22 at 7:26 am to
IWHI

Dark Brunette, palish skin and probably good color of bone.
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Atlanta, GA
Member since Sep 2017
12856 posts
Posted on 1/24/22 at 7:29 am to
IWHI
Posted by lsuconnman
Baton rouge
Member since Feb 2007
2631 posts
Posted on 1/24/22 at 7:29 am to
quote:

aggravated burglary


Did she take the with her?
Posted by OK Roughneck
The Sooner State
Member since Aug 2021
9201 posts
Posted on 1/24/22 at 7:30 am to
Nevada ..... sounds more like a gunslingers name than an ax swinger.
Posted by madmaxvol
Infinity + 1 Posts
Member since Oct 2011
19118 posts
Posted on 1/24/22 at 7:32 am to
quote:

Her Facebook is open



She has 3 Facebook accounts open...that in itself is a red flag on crazy.


ETA...the "motto" quote on one of her pages is "they say I'll never be the poster type, but they don't make posters of my kinda life"...

She's 10 pounds of crazy in a 5 pound sack.
This post was edited on 1/24/22 at 7:35 am
Posted by AUriptide
Member since Aug 2009
7334 posts
Posted on 1/24/22 at 7:43 am to
quote:

WYHI?



Going to need more evidence.

Someone hook up us non-Facebooks folks.
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