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re: Tell me about your HOA

Posted on 7/17/18 at 3:51 pm to
Posted by Janky
Team Primo
Member since Jun 2011
35957 posts
Posted on 7/17/18 at 3:51 pm to
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That would be in the backyard for most of the homes here.


So? It would be in my back yard too if I chose to keep it at my house.
This post was edited on 7/17/18 at 3:52 pm
Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
14822 posts
Posted on 7/17/18 at 3:51 pm to
My first house, I tried to fight the HOA President at the annual block party. I also asked the community watch commandant, no joke this is the title he introduced himself with, how much that pays? Needless to say, I was under a watchful eye.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98265 posts
Posted on 7/17/18 at 3:52 pm to
There's a troublemaker on every block.
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129036 posts
Posted on 7/17/18 at 3:53 pm to
Just seems like a really silly thing to get that upset over.

You are the person that gets upset when a car dares to park in their own driveway as well correct?

Lighten up, life’s too short
Posted by More beer please
Member since Feb 2010
45058 posts
Posted on 7/17/18 at 3:53 pm to
There’s also twice as many pricks that want to bitch about everything.
Posted by Janky
Team Primo
Member since Jun 2011
35957 posts
Posted on 7/17/18 at 3:54 pm to
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Just seems like a really silly thing to get that upset over.


I am not upset. If you don't like the rules laid out don't buy a house there. I don't understand how this is hard to figure out.
This post was edited on 7/17/18 at 3:56 pm
Posted by Packer
IE, California
Member since May 2017
7822 posts
Posted on 7/17/18 at 3:54 pm to
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So? It would be in my back yard too if I chose to keep it at my house.



Parking your boat on your grass in the backyard is way trashier than in your paved driveway
Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
14822 posts
Posted on 7/17/18 at 3:55 pm to
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There's a troublemaker on every block.



Damn skippy. I petitioned the results of the Yard of the Month for 26 months straight.
Posted by St Augustine
The Pauper of the Surf
Member since Mar 2006
64325 posts
Posted on 7/17/18 at 3:56 pm to
I have one here in south Florida. All the houses are on 1.5 to 2 acres and a lot of folks have horses. It’s 27 dollars a month which keeps the auto gate and front of neighborhood cut.

Old guy told me it was basically put in place to prevent a more encompassing busy body type of HOA from starting up. I’ve put up a fence around my perimeter , cut down some trees , and redid my pool area without even a second glance.
Posted by Janky
Team Primo
Member since Jun 2011
35957 posts
Posted on 7/17/18 at 3:56 pm to
The only people that know it is back there is you.
Posted by EA6B
TX
Member since Dec 2012
14754 posts
Posted on 7/17/18 at 3:58 pm to
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Honestly, if I were in the market today I’m not sure if I’d choose to live in a community with an HOA. It has some positives, some negatives


HOAs are fine for cookie cutter neighborhoods where there are Dozens of similar house for sale to protect property value, given a choice a buyer will want the one without a wrecked car next door. Get into high demand areas with more unique houses and it really doesn't matter that a neighbor has painted his house purple, it will have little effect on demand or value of other properties since availability is small and demand high.
Posted by AA77
Member since Jan 2016
3797 posts
Posted on 7/17/18 at 3:59 pm to
$180 a year. Just to maintain some small common areas and pay for some basic insurance.

Small neighborhood no pool/park.
Posted by GrammarKnotsi
Member since Feb 2013
9375 posts
Posted on 7/17/18 at 4:01 pm to
quote:

the person that gets upset when a car dares to park in their own driveway


My infractions have been:

(1) car tire off driveway in grass
(2) garbage can in front of house, not on side

The next month when the management car came driving by and taking pictures, I called the Sheriffs department and reported a suspicious vehicle cruising...I haven't seen the company car since then
Posted by CelticDog
Member since Apr 2015
42867 posts
Posted on 7/17/18 at 4:03 pm to
Mine is gated.
Security requires you update database who all gets in.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
114004 posts
Posted on 7/17/18 at 4:09 pm to
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How is it trashy to have a nice boat parked in your driveway?





If we are talking about the boat being out where it is visible to people coming down the road, that's one thing, but there are a few homes in my neighborhood, that have extended the cover of their driveway where they put their boat under.. Where it is parked on side of their vehicles. Other people have their driveway extended into their backyard with an area for them to park their boat under.. Their gate opens and they can back up, hook up to their boat and pull out. But if you have it in your driveway to where you are parking your cars outside of your driveway or where it's not parked under anything, then I can see why that would be a problem.
Posted by achenator
Member since Oct 2014
2955 posts
Posted on 7/17/18 at 4:09 pm to
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We are looking in Mandeville, Beau Chene, Woodstone, and the Sanctuary specifically

We are at about $680 a year in River Oaks IIRC. We have an assessment for an extra $200 a year right now for street repairs. We tried to get a one time assessment for $1800 or so I think to totally overlay all the streets and that was a cluster. We are in constant limbo and have had 2 votes to let the parish take over the streets, i'm a NO on that one. I want to raise the fees and put up a gate. Ours are flat fees and it doesn't matter the size of your house. This is good for people like me that live in the back in the newer, bigger houses but not so good for someone who has a smaller,older house up front.

We've been looking also and think we will eventually end up in The Sanctuary or Old Mandeville as well.
Posted by al_cajun
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2017
2442 posts
Posted on 7/17/18 at 4:09 pm to
This is awesome
Posted by flyAU
Scottsdale
Member since Dec 2010
24854 posts
Posted on 7/17/18 at 4:10 pm to
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Townhome/condo associations =/= HOAs

Totally different model


Well it is called an HOA and he told me to tell him about mine
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129036 posts
Posted on 7/17/18 at 4:30 pm to
My friend’s HOA in Vegas told him his tree (a small tree like 5-6 feet tall) in his front yard looked sickly and needed to be cut down or treated.

So he took a chainsaw and cut the tree down. Stump completely level to rest of his yard.

Then gets a citation from the HOA saying he didn’t remove the tree without proper HOA authorization.
Posted by KiwiHead
Auckland, NZ
Member since Jul 2014
27656 posts
Posted on 7/17/18 at 4:38 pm to
What I like are the gated communities....the false sense of security of the people that live in them is astounding.


"But how could I have had my house cleaned out while I was at work? I pay a big HOA fee each month?"
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