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re: Tell me about dating as a 40 yr old man

Posted on 8/11/20 at 10:07 am to
Posted by Slagathor
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Posted on 8/11/20 at 10:07 am to
one word: tiramisu
Posted by Packer
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Posted on 8/11/20 at 10:08 am to
Gonna be a ton of truth in this thread
Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
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Posted on 8/11/20 at 10:09 am to
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Been married for 15 years.

Not really interested in starting over right this day with a new woman, but in time I will.


The frick?
Posted by BluegrassBelle
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Posted on 8/11/20 at 10:10 am to
If you’re not interested in settling back down anytime soon, take some decent pictures of yourself to post on an app, get on Bumble, and just feel shite out. Go on some dates. Get some strange. Get regular checkups at the clinic.

And whatever you do, don’t use OKCupid.
Posted by El Segundo Guy
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Posted on 8/11/20 at 10:13 am to
I got divorced at 38. It was awesome.

I was slaying puss everywhere. I had hos in all the zip codes. It was so much easier than in your 20s because of the internet. As long as you are in shape, fit and have your shite together, finding women won't be a problem.

I did that for about a year then I eventually met my wife and got re-married.
Posted by Tyga Woods
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Posted on 8/11/20 at 10:17 am to
Height, weight, and bank account balance? With these three integers alone I’ll be able to tell you how successful you’ll be.
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Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
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Posted on 8/11/20 at 10:17 am to
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I Cannot imagine having sex with anyone other than my wife
Neither can Jody
Posted by OWLFAN86
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Posted on 8/11/20 at 10:17 am to
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I Cannot imagine having sex with anyone other than my wife. This thread is heartbreaking.




right there with ya ,, your wife is amazing

so limber
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
65329 posts
Posted on 8/11/20 at 10:18 am to
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Dating apps
Enjoy herpes.

Also, I know it might seem obvious, but stay away from women your age who've never been married. There are reasons for it.
Posted by tigafan4life
Member since Dec 2006
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Posted on 8/11/20 at 10:26 am to
Wait. You ARE married or you WERE married for 15 years? Big difference when asking about dating.
Posted by yellowfin
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Posted on 8/11/20 at 10:27 am to
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tell me about dating as a 40 yr old man


Tell me how much money you have
Posted by OWLFAN86
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Posted on 8/11/20 at 10:28 am to
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Wait. You ARE married or you WERE married for 15 years? Big difference when asking about dating.

password vs no password on apple phone what else
Posted by TheeRealCarolina
Member since Aug 2018
17925 posts
Posted on 8/11/20 at 10:28 am to
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And whatever you do, don’t use OKCupid.


or POF.

Tinder and Bumble and that’s it. Maybe Hinge if you travel.
Posted by Privateer 2007
Member since Jan 2020
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Posted on 8/11/20 at 10:29 am to
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odds increased in getting laid from 15 years ago


Absolutely.

Plus, if he's in good shape. Good career etc. He can pull a good looking chick 10 years younger than him.

A little gray in the beard and a good career goes a long way!
Posted by td1
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Member since Oct 2015
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Posted on 8/11/20 at 10:29 am to
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stay away from women your age who've never been married


Also, stay away from the ones your age who have been married. There is also a reason they are no longer married, and its a 50/50 shot it is bc they were batshit crazy.

Basically just stay away from the ones your age.

The Mid 30s would be my target age if anything ever happened to my wife.
Posted by windshieldman
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 8/11/20 at 10:31 am to
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Women are like dog shite...the older they are, the easier they are to pick up.


Posted by The Spleen
Member since Dec 2010
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Posted on 8/11/20 at 10:32 am to
Judging from my 46 year old friend that has been divorced for almost 10 years, actual dating is difficult. Hooking up is very, very easy. So I guess it depends which route you want to take.
Posted by DustyDinkleman
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Posted on 8/11/20 at 10:32 am to
Too late man
This post was edited on 4/29/21 at 7:42 am
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11622 posts
Posted on 8/11/20 at 10:33 am to
Don’t date single moms. Their boobs are squishy, apparently.
Posted by fallguy_1978
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Member since Feb 2018
53519 posts
Posted on 8/11/20 at 10:33 am to
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Judging from my 46 year old friend that has been divorced for almost 10 years, actual dating is difficult. Hooking up is very, very easy. So I guess it depends which route you want to take.

Yeah, i'd imagine most single women somewhat close to my age would be divorced with kids at this point. If that's not what OP is looking for he might have to date younger women.
This post was edited on 8/11/20 at 10:37 am
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