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re: Tell me about dating as a 40 yr old man

Posted on 8/11/20 at 10:33 am to
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55446 posts
Posted on 8/11/20 at 10:33 am to
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Don’t date single moms. Their boobs are squishy, apparently.



Like a bag of sand, really.
Posted by tigafan4life
Member since Dec 2006
48923 posts
Posted on 8/11/20 at 10:34 am to
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password vs no password on apple phone what else
hey I got a pw in my phone. I don’t need some fool stealing my phone and getting into my pics that are 99.9% of my kids. There are sick perverts out there.
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
48501 posts
Posted on 8/11/20 at 10:34 am to
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Don’t date single moms. Their boobs are squishy, apparently.

I saw that comment too
Posted by Gatorbait2008
Member since Aug 2015
22953 posts
Posted on 8/11/20 at 10:35 am to
Just go to tennis clubs. The amount of hot middle age snatch is amazing.
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
78044 posts
Posted on 8/11/20 at 10:37 am to
i divorced at 42 and women were like fish in a barrel.

avoid the online dating sites because they suck for older men.

just get out there; take up a sport, hit Targets and Traders & Whole Foods and if you can carry on a conversation with another human you won't have trouble getting a date with anyone.

protip1: women LOVE when someone they've never seen before asks them out spontaneously. they will almost always say yes.

protip2: women get a creepy vibe and turned off if you 'run into them' 2 or 3x at the same place and talk to them without asking them out (see protip #1 above)

protip3: exuding confidence is 99.9% of the battle
Posted by taeemwar
Dallas
Member since Apr 2010
537 posts
Posted on 8/11/20 at 10:38 am to
Use Bumble and Hinge. I've met some hot women on both all over the US.
Posted by The Spleen
Member since Dec 2010
38865 posts
Posted on 8/11/20 at 10:39 am to
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Yeah, i'd imagine most single women somewhat close to my age would be divorced with kids at this point. If that's what OP is looking for he might have to date younger women.


Said friend is close to marrying a 59 year old woman whose kids are out of college.

She is attractive and a very cool lady, so I don't really blame him but it's still weird to hear him talk about his step kids being out of college.
Posted by CharlesLSU
Member since Jan 2007
31892 posts
Posted on 8/11/20 at 10:40 am to
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As long as you are in shape, fit and have your shite together,





as long as you're good-looking and successful, you'll get laid.
Posted by LSUFanHouston
NOLA
Member since Jul 2009
37084 posts
Posted on 8/11/20 at 10:42 am to
For those of us new (and not necessarily willingly) to this game, what's the problem with OKCupid and POF?

And why are Tinder and Bumble superior?

Sorry, I'm going through a divorce and started dating my wife in college. Picking up girls in college was insanely easy, between bars and friends of friends, and at that time, cell phones were just kind of becoming an everyday thing, we were years away from smart phones.
Posted by taeemwar
Dallas
Member since Apr 2010
537 posts
Posted on 8/11/20 at 10:42 am to
Not that this is not known....but if you have money you will slay tons of women.
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
78044 posts
Posted on 8/11/20 at 10:42 am to
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Said friend is close to marrying a 59 year old woman whose kids are out of college

i went opposite. at 47 i married out of my league (she was 28) and she's :beesknees:
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55446 posts
Posted on 8/11/20 at 10:42 am to
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For those of us new (and not necessarily willingly) to this game, what's the problem with OKCupid and POF?



The quality of talent is like a SWAC roster.
This post was edited on 8/11/20 at 10:43 am
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65697 posts
Posted on 8/11/20 at 10:43 am to

It's not that bad honestly. If you're a fun person there are a lot of fun cute 40 somethings just wanting to the same thing you do.
Posted by taeemwar
Dallas
Member since Apr 2010
537 posts
Posted on 8/11/20 at 10:44 am to
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The quality of talent is like a SWAC roster.


This is so true
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
78044 posts
Posted on 8/11/20 at 10:45 am to
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For those of us new (and not necessarily willingly) to this game, what's the problem with OKCupid and POF?


because they're stupid as shite.

for every halfway decent woman on there, there are 100 hardlegs messaging her so they think they can lead multiple men on because they're so sought after and you'll waste an enormous amount of time talking to them for very little payoff.

also if they're halfway interested they will obsessively read through your profile and how you answered those '100 questions' and make a judgement about you (see my protip#2 above) so they could get turned off just because of a single answer to one of those dumbass questions and you'd never know it.

i tried this for like 6 months after my div and ditched it in favor of talking to women in person.
This post was edited on 8/11/20 at 10:49 am
Posted by UKWildcats
Lexington, KY
Member since Mar 2015
17169 posts
Posted on 8/11/20 at 10:46 am to
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Women are like dog shite...the older they are, the easier they are to pick up.



hahahahahaaha. Savage as frick. You win the internet today.
Posted by Gatorbait2008
Member since Aug 2015
22953 posts
Posted on 8/11/20 at 10:46 am to
I used Tinder and POF at 28-30 and had a lot of success but it was usually younger chicks on Tinder. POF were more 25-30 range. Also buying a motorcycle doesnt hurt. Girls wont auto frick you with on...but walking around in biker gear does make a lot more heads turn.
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
48501 posts
Posted on 8/11/20 at 10:47 am to
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Said friend is close to marrying a 59 year old woman whose kids are out of college.

I never was one to be hung up on only dating younger women. My wife is a few years older than me. Don't think I'd go 13 years older though
Posted by Tortious
ATX
Member since Nov 2010
5135 posts
Posted on 8/11/20 at 10:47 am to
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The quality of talent is like a SWAC roster.



Posted by lanticguy
AK
Member since Nov 2014
403 posts
Posted on 8/11/20 at 10:48 am to
Dating a 22 year old right now and its super easy when I drop her off at her Cart Beer Girl gig as I head to the driving range.
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