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re: Tell me about a time you really fricked something up and got away with it.
Posted on 1/13/19 at 12:56 pm to fr33manator
Posted on 1/13/19 at 12:56 pm to fr33manator
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That’s felony theft bro.
Hope you’re past the statute of limitations
locker room talk
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Posted on 1/13/19 at 12:59 pm to CelticDog
Can you tell us about the time you fended off the klansmen with a stone?
Posted on 1/13/19 at 12:59 pm to MeridianDog
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PoPo man
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We dodged a bullet with that one.
literally
Posted on 1/13/19 at 1:08 pm to DustyDinkleman
One weekend day in the past, teenage me was shooting a new bow and arrow I had received as a gift. ( Had a target too).
I got bored and started to shoot arrows straight up in the air, but not with alot of power to see where they would land.
After 3 or 4 shots pretty close to me I decided to pull the bow back full draw weight.
Couldn't even see where the arrow went until I heard a sound like something striking metal.( Our house had a metal roof.
That was when I had my oh shite moment, the arrow went through our roof. I saw it sticking out. I knew my Dad was going to kill me or at least take away the bow.
Fortunately my room was on the 2nd floor and the door to the attic was in my room. I ran up there, went in the attic and saw the arrow sticking halfway through the roof and the insulation.
I wasn't even thinking about telling anyone, so I pulled it out, went to the garage and got some silicone and a piece of aluminum and patched that sucker up.Covered the patch back up with insulation and never told anyone.
Parents ended up selling the house a couple of years later, I always wondered how long that patch held up.
I got bored and started to shoot arrows straight up in the air, but not with alot of power to see where they would land.
After 3 or 4 shots pretty close to me I decided to pull the bow back full draw weight.
Couldn't even see where the arrow went until I heard a sound like something striking metal.( Our house had a metal roof.
That was when I had my oh shite moment, the arrow went through our roof. I saw it sticking out. I knew my Dad was going to kill me or at least take away the bow.
Fortunately my room was on the 2nd floor and the door to the attic was in my room. I ran up there, went in the attic and saw the arrow sticking halfway through the roof and the insulation.
I wasn't even thinking about telling anyone, so I pulled it out, went to the garage and got some silicone and a piece of aluminum and patched that sucker up.Covered the patch back up with insulation and never told anyone.
Parents ended up selling the house a couple of years later, I always wondered how long that patch held up.
Posted on 1/13/19 at 1:31 pm to DustyDinkleman
Burned down a field, lighting little fires as we walked back in the cold. One got out of control and we took off. Thank god the businesses and houses were far enough away
This post was edited on 1/13/19 at 1:32 pm
Posted on 1/13/19 at 1:35 pm to 777Tiger
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PoPo man & We dodged a bullet with that one.
The machine didn't run over anything and no harm was done. we decided later on that the MT Home city guys screwed up and the Cop was helping them out (maybe). However the wife said he was one of the most laid back guys she had ever encountered. - Kind of "Kids will do kid stuff" kind of guy. Maybe he had done something similar during his childhood.
Son is now a Grow'ed up Man and to my knowledge a responsible/respected member of Pittsburg, PA society.
This post was edited on 1/13/19 at 1:36 pm
Posted on 1/13/19 at 1:38 pm to WhyMan
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I pulled it out, went to the garage and got some silicone and a piece of aluminum and patched that sucker up.Covered the patch back up with insulation and never told anyone.
Pure genius sir. We who have stood in harm's way during the heat of battle salute you!
Posted on 1/13/19 at 1:40 pm to DustyDinkleman
I used to throw tennis balls at cars as a kid with friends. Caused an accident. Never admitted it. Luckily no one was hurt the guy got out and seemed fine before we booked it. Never did it again after that.
Posted on 1/13/19 at 1:48 pm to Gatorbait2008
Posted on 1/13/19 at 1:52 pm to WhyMan
Posted on 1/13/19 at 1:54 pm to DustyDinkleman
I dropped a 2 ton hatch cover through the middle of deck on a production platform that we were building. Thank God no one got hurt and it did very little damage.
Posted on 1/13/19 at 2:10 pm to IT_Dawg
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Burned down a field
Actually the field wasn’t a big deal as it had been recently harvested. The woods across the road however, really didn’t need burning.
Posted on 1/13/19 at 2:16 pm to CHEDBALLZ
Back when I was a teenager we would cruise around Friday and Saturday nights to pick up chicks, but this one cop would always harass us. One night we saw him sitting in a parking lot. We went and got a long arse chain. My friend wrapped one end of chain around telephone pole and I shimmied my way under his police car to wrap the other end of the chain around the rear axel.
Then I hopped in my buddies car and we hauled arse by the cop car while screaming obscenities at the cop. The cop was pissed so squealed his tires after us until his rear end was ripped out from under his car.
We never got caught.
Then I hopped in my buddies car and we hauled arse by the cop car while screaming obscenities at the cop. The cop was pissed so squealed his tires after us until his rear end was ripped out from under his car.
We never got caught.
Posted on 1/13/19 at 2:25 pm to DustyDinkleman
I put our entire town's water supply out of commission for about two days. When I was a kid (about 12 or 13), me and my friends were playing in the woods by my house. We were trying to scare some kids that were swimming in the creek and I hit a main water pipe that fed the entire town we lived in. It looked like a geyser had erupted. The kids described me to the police and they showed up at our house later that night. Me and my Dad were invited to the mayor's office and they were going to sue my parents but my Dad hired an attorney and after it was all said and done, the attorney found that the pipe was not covered to code. It was bare pvc and exposed. The attorney turned the tables on the city and said they are lucky I wasn't injured. The City dropped all charges.
This post was edited on 1/13/19 at 2:29 pm
Posted on 1/13/19 at 2:27 pm to DustyDinkleman
While making a delivery using the loading ramp of the truck, a youngkid asked if he could ride his bike up the ramp. Told him to take a shot. He made it up about 3/4 of the way and ate shite from about 4 feet up. Basically pulled him to the side and left him there. He was crying and banged up. Lol.
Posted on 1/13/19 at 2:38 pm to DustyDinkleman
After a drunken one night stand I pissed in a girls bed. I woke realizing what i had done went to the bathroom to finish pissing then I took off my boxers and just put on my gym shorts that were in the floor and still dry I slept on it until the morning like nothing had happened and went home quickly the next day. She never knew it happened and i often wonder how long she slept on those piss sheets.
Posted on 1/13/19 at 3:24 pm to DustyDinkleman
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This post was edited on 11/8/20 at 6:38 am
Posted on 1/13/19 at 3:31 pm to BayouCatFan
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Back when I was a teenager we would cruise around Friday and Saturday nights to pick up chicks, but this one cop would always harass us. One night we saw him sitting in a parking lot. We went and got a long arse chain. My friend wrapped one end of chain around telephone pole and I shimmied my way under his police car to wrap the other end of the chain around the rear axel.
Then I hopped in my buddies car and we hauled arse by the cop car while screaming obscenities at the cop. The cop was pissed so squealed his tires after us until his rear end was ripped out from under his car.
We never got caught.
That would make a heck of a movie scene.
Posted on 1/13/19 at 3:32 pm to BayouCatFan
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We never got caught.
did you get the car coat?
Posted on 1/13/19 at 3:33 pm to DustyDinkleman
Don’t wanna get into details but it destroyed a couple acres. My friend and I in jr high.
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