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re: Tebow close to marrying Last years Miss Universe

Posted on 11/28/18 at 8:31 am to
Posted by GO TIGERS GO
Member since Sep 2007
1029 posts
Posted on 11/28/18 at 8:31 am to
He’ll blow enough to shampoo a buffalo
Posted by SouthEndzoneTiger
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2008
10597 posts
Posted on 11/28/18 at 8:36 am to
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I’d be happy to give her the best 45 seconds of my life


Subtle brag
Posted by GOON
Fantasy Land
Member since Mar 2008
7399 posts
Posted on 11/28/18 at 8:38 am to
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In one way it’s a huge win “having a shite ton of money pays off in the end.”



FIFY
Posted by colorchangintiger
Dan Carlin
Member since Nov 2005
30979 posts
Posted on 11/28/18 at 8:40 am to
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In one way it’s a huge win “virginity/sacrifice pays off in the end.”


Posted by ElderTiger
Planet Earth
Member since Dec 2010
6995 posts
Posted on 11/28/18 at 9:01 am to
Can Tim just get laid so we can get on with our lives ?
Posted by dagrippa
Saigon
Member since Nov 2004
11292 posts
Posted on 11/28/18 at 9:06 am to
she's on the cute side for sure
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
202843 posts
Posted on 11/28/18 at 9:12 am to
Posted by Fewer Kilometers
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
36039 posts
Posted on 11/28/18 at 9:24 am to
I'd let her take a knee.
Posted by MLCLyons
Member since Nov 2012
4709 posts
Posted on 11/28/18 at 9:47 am to
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In one way it’s a huge win “virginity/sacrifice pays off in the end.”


Seeing the women he's been involved with in the past, there is absolutely no way I believe he's a virgin. I remember that chick he was with at Florida: she looked like a stripper and had huge fake boobs. There's no way that chick was "saving herself".

Maybe he uses the Poophole Loophole.
Posted by JodyPlauche
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2009
8779 posts
Posted on 11/28/18 at 9:58 am to
He only likes her because he last name is Peters
Posted by KiwiHead
Auckland, NZ
Member since Jul 2014
27480 posts
Posted on 11/28/18 at 10:04 am to
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He's not getting a miss universe because he waited.


He's been exploring Universe.....that's for sure

Good for him
Posted by Byron Bojangles III
Member since Nov 2012
51659 posts
Posted on 11/28/18 at 10:09 am to
I don't believe in God but I believe in Tebow
Posted by dawgsjlw
shite hole with your momma
Member since Sep 2014
826 posts
Posted on 11/28/18 at 10:51 am to
Chick's eyebrows are like a 1/4 - 1/2 inch too long.
Posted by CoachDon
Louisville
Member since Sep 2014
12409 posts
Posted on 11/28/18 at 11:13 am to
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Dudes gonna sling a rope strong enough to tow a yacht


Timmy gonna throw 10 gauge steel out his Pedro
Posted by Grateful Reb
Member since Apr 2011
8070 posts
Posted on 11/28/18 at 11:27 am to
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Her "holy hyphenated name, Batman" deal alone is a big turn off


If her hyphenated name turns you off, then you’ve definitely wondered before what it’d feel like to have a dick in your mouth.
Posted by Dawgholio
Bugtussle
Member since Oct 2015
13047 posts
Posted on 11/28/18 at 11:33 am to
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Chick's eyebrows are like a 1/4 - 1/2 inch too long.


2/10 would not bang?
Posted by oleheat
Sportsman's Paradise
Member since Mar 2007
13447 posts
Posted on 11/28/18 at 12:11 pm to
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Why is Miss Universe always from earth? Seems sort of prejudicial


Posted by Boo Krewe
Member since Apr 2015
9810 posts
Posted on 11/28/18 at 1:29 pm to
im a virgin too,but you dont see me making a big deal about waiting
Posted by dawgsjlw
shite hole with your momma
Member since Sep 2014
826 posts
Posted on 11/29/18 at 5:39 am to
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2/10 would not bang?
Would bang, but would bust out the razor afterwards.
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