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Tebow close to marrying Last years Miss Universe

Posted on 11/27/18 at 11:00 pm
Posted by Morty
Member since Feb 2018
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Posted on 11/27/18 at 11:00 pm
Man there are so many ways to go with this. In one way it’s a huge win “virginity/sacrifice pays off in the end.”
On the other hand most people who follow your example are not going to end up with a miss universe at the end of their sacrifice.
How to spin this?

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Posted by t00f
Not where you think I am
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Posted on 11/27/18 at 11:02 pm to
Rookie mistake.
Posted by WaydownSouth
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Posted on 11/27/18 at 11:02 pm to
If he really is a virgin, he will last 5 pumps tops
Posted by PrivatePublic
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Posted on 11/27/18 at 11:03 pm to
He's not getting a miss universe because he waited.
Posted by Sao
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Posted on 11/27/18 at 11:04 pm to

DV

fricknit
Posted by Caplewood
Atlanta
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Posted on 11/27/18 at 11:05 pm to
Dudes gonna sling a rope strong enough to tow a yacht
Posted by burdman
Louisiana
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Posted on 11/27/18 at 11:05 pm to
I’ll help



Posted by bhtigerfan
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Posted on 11/27/18 at 11:05 pm to
Busing your cherry with Miss Universe is setting the bar kinda high.
Posted by Splackavellie
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Posted on 11/27/18 at 11:06 pm to

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Posted by TOSOV
Member since Jan 2016
8922 posts
Posted on 11/27/18 at 11:06 pm to
Is she pure too? If not then what's so special about her? Her "holy hyphenated name, Batman" deal alone is a big turn off

Dude can have many beautiful women, and him "saving himself" isnt the reason why.
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 11/27/18 at 11:12 pm to
Why is Miss Universe always from earth?

Seems sort of prejudicial
Posted by Jyrdis
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Posted on 11/27/18 at 11:15 pm to
Meh. I’ve seen a better Ms. Universe
Posted by soccerfüt
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Posted on 11/27/18 at 11:17 pm to
quote:

Tebow close to marrying last year’s Mr. Universe
FIFY
Posted by Kentucker
Rabbit Hash, KY
Member since Apr 2013
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Posted on 11/27/18 at 11:28 pm to
quote:

Tebow close to marrying Last years Miss Universe


No, he isn’t. You’re worse than the MSM.
Posted by Spankum
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Posted on 11/27/18 at 11:30 pm to
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Dudes gonna sling a rope strong enough to tow a yacht
Posted by Tigerbait357
Member since Jun 2011
71180 posts
Posted on 11/27/18 at 11:30 pm to
quote:

Why is Miss Universe always from earth?

Seems sort of prejudicial


Posted by Mr Personality
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Member since Mar 2014
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Posted on 11/27/18 at 11:31 pm to
Tebow and Hernandez were gay lovers
Posted by mailman
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
6143 posts
Posted on 11/28/18 at 12:51 am to
Tebows a studly lookin dude, no homo, but what's taking him so long to get married. I get the religious thing but he might have some deeper shite going on.

Btw from those pics miss universe is an ot 5
Posted by Morty
Member since Feb 2018
2252 posts
Posted on 11/28/18 at 12:51 am to
I linked. Its best I could do with my iPhone 5s. It’s not like I did not know about the pics protocol
Posted by Morty
Member since Feb 2018
2252 posts
Posted on 11/28/18 at 12:55 am to
That is a writing assignment I would love to get if I were a sports reporter.

Between the worlds most eligible virgin and the worlds most evil college football player Who were under the jurisdiction of the most... I don’t know urban Meyer? Crazy shite
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