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re: Teacher tells class why there are yellow buckets being brought in for every classroom

Posted on 4/2/23 at 8:32 pm to
Posted by GoldenGuy
Member since Oct 2015
10864 posts
Posted on 4/2/23 at 8:32 pm to
My Econ teacher was a libertarian. If there was a school shooter, we were going to leave the door open and ambush the motherfricker.
Posted by Ostrich
Alexandria, VA
Member since Nov 2011
8730 posts
Posted on 4/2/23 at 8:35 pm to
quote:

as if anyone is going to take a shite break in a bucket in the middle of an unlikely active shooter situation.



This is all I thought
Posted by LemmyLives
Texas
Member since Mar 2019
6404 posts
Posted on 4/2/23 at 8:50 pm to
Links from Worldstarhiphop should only be posted of there is T&A.

quote:

t has toilet paper and other things needed if you can’t get out the classroom


I don't break the seal for at least three hours. Grow a pair. I have not taken a shite for days until a proper toilet is in sight. Train your kids not to be pansies.
Posted by real turf fan
East Tennessee
Member since Dec 2016
8610 posts
Posted on 4/2/23 at 8:56 pm to
first thing I thought of was some fat cat just unloaded hundreds of 25cent yellow buckets on a school board that's paying him $5 each and an additional $3 for paper and instructions on how to use them.
Posted by 9Fiddy
19th Hole
Member since Jan 2007
64035 posts
Posted on 4/2/23 at 9:26 pm to
No lie, the middle school my son went to ran out of space in the cafeteria for the amount of students they had. Students who brought their lunch were forced to sit outside on these under the breezeways. The sky screaming from the Karen moms about the heat was one of the most hilarious things I’ve witnessed.

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Posted by Corinthians420
Iowa
Member since Jun 2022
6463 posts
Posted on 4/2/23 at 9:32 pm to
"OMG THEY ARE PUTTING BUCKETS IN THE CLASSROOMS! Whats next? Boxes! This is out of control!"
Posted by I20goon
about 7mi down a dirt road
Member since Aug 2013
12868 posts
Posted on 4/2/23 at 9:41 pm to
quote:

I don’t know…. I would have gone with the Home Depot bucket
need some slide over pipe insulation though...that rim hurts your arse
Posted by Pedro
Geaux Hawks
Member since Jul 2008
33417 posts
Posted on 4/2/23 at 11:07 pm to
quote:

Most teachers are crazy arse liberals
eh a lot where I teach at least come across more conservative. The vocal ones are just the crazy fricks. Most of us just want to keep our head down and get home
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 4/2/23 at 11:12 pm to
quote:

why there are yellow buckets being brought in for every classroom



Front, bow. Back, stern. If ya don't get it right, squirt, I throw your arse out the little round window on the side.
Posted by TSLG
Member since Mar 2014
6724 posts
Posted on 4/2/23 at 11:18 pm to
quote:

Buckets are necessary if you live in the 50% of America where the police will block the front doors and threaten the parents for a few hours before stopping the shooter.


Like Texas?
Posted by clhstrojans
Lockport
Member since Apr 2008
819 posts
Posted on 4/2/23 at 11:21 pm to
quote:

f they are the old metal cans, good luck with it holding in liquids. You can maybe use it as a shield, but a toilet, I think not.


CL circa 03-04, they would lock us down for state testing, teacher wouldn’t let a kid go to the bathroom so he wrapped his jacket around himself and shite in one of those metal trash cans right in the front of the room. That’s all I have to contribute to this conversation.
Posted by DeltaTigerDelta
Member since Jan 2017
11278 posts
Posted on 4/2/23 at 11:24 pm to
shite in the bucket and throw it on the shooter. They will freak out.
Posted by SmelvinRat
Slumwoody
Member since Oct 2015
1387 posts
Posted on 4/2/23 at 11:32 pm to
quote:

as if anyone is going to take a shite break in a bucket


This was my first thought:



Posted by holmesbr
Baton Rouge, La.
Member since Feb 2012
2993 posts
Posted on 4/2/23 at 11:40 pm to
Why not just supply a wood wedge to jam under the door. Seems like that would keep the door shut and be pretty cheap and simple enough a kid could use it.
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
27880 posts
Posted on 4/2/23 at 11:43 pm to
quote:

shite in the bucket and throw it on the shooter. They will freak out.


Shot at and missed, shite at and hit.
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